lets share some jokes

[kakargirl]

Teacher aow Student

Teacher: treanslate this senttence into pashti.
''A beautiful girl is walking in the park''
Student:Alaka chaman ki yo zalim shay rawan dai

Teacher: translate this sentence into pashto
"A beautiful girl is walking in the park"
Student: alaka chaman ki yo zalim shay rawan dai.

lol that is funny

[Azad Khel]

A Hasidic Jew walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Hasidic Jew replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"

hahahaha..................This was a nice one.

[graveyardofempires]

i just finished reading two pages of jokes and guess what? all jokes are either racist or sexist. i wonder if it's even possible to have a joke that is not one of the two.

hahahahhahahhahahaha
that was a nice joke

[sahil112]

i just finished reading two pages of jokes and guess what? all jokes are either racist or sexist. i wonder if it's even possible to have a joke that is not one of the two.

just for u dzj

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

[Master Khan]

there are 3 black guys in a car, who is driving....?
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The Police

[KhyberKhan]

what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend??









































He wiped his ass!

[KhyberKhan]

i just finished reading two pages of jokes and guess what? all jokes are either racist or sexist. i wonder if it's even possible to have a joke that is not one of the two.

two snowmen in the garden, one looks at the other one and says "can you smell carrot?"

[Master Khan]

Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.

[KhyberKhan]

hahahha

[KhyberKhan]

how do you disable a pakistani missile?


cut the elastic band.

[KhyberKhan]

How do you stop a pakistani tank?

shoot the guy who is pushing it.

[graveyardofempires]

lol at the tank

[KhyberKhan]

What is the difference between a good looking Pakistani girl and Bigfoot?

Bigfoot has been spotted.

[Master Khan]

There were three men going on a coach journey. 1 was white, 1 was black and the other was a Paki durin' da journey the black was eatin' some food from his country. Half way through eatin', he chucked it out da window.
The white man looked at him and asked "Why you chuckin it out?"
The black man replied "I've got plenty in my country."
The Paki man was then eatin' a chapati from his country. Halfway through eatin' he chucked it out of da window.
The white man asked " Why u chuckin' that away?"
The Paki man replied "I've got plenty in my country"
The white man chucked the Paki man out of the window.
The black man asked "Why you chuckin' him out?"
The white man replied "I've got plenty in my country!!"

[sahil112]

x, x^2 and e^x all walk into a bar. x and x^2 start talking to everyone and are having a really good time, while e^x is sitting in the corner of the bar lonely and bored. x and x^2 both walk up to e^x and ask him: "Why don't you come over and integrate?" to which he replies: "That's not going to change anything".

geeky ino but 1 maths joke i really like aha