lets share some jokes

[Pakhtunzai]

Loll look at my location .

I'm procrastinating here hahaha. Pulling an all nighter, have a big assignment due 9.00 on the dot online for university. Most likely will get it done by 6-7 insha allah. That means I have to sleep in my lectures lolll

[kakargirl]

london police is called out a coloured man is jumping on someones sierra so officcer arrives and ask for back up he says i can see the black man , the control centre replys you can't use that language its racist use the proper code ,so he says zulu tango sierra.

[kakargirl]

Loll look at my location .

I'm procrastinating here hahaha. Pulling an all nighter, have a big assignment due 9.00 on the dot online for university. Most likely will get it done by 6-7 insha allah. That means I have to sleep in my lectures lolll

lol we brite dont learn do we haha yeah i have be at uni at 7 lol im still up iv fallen asleep in lectures lol fell off my chair lol right into another girls feet.

[Pakhtunzai]

Loll zulu?

[Pakhtunzai]

lol we brite dont learn do we haha yeah i have be at uni at 7 lol im still up iv fallen asleep in lectures lol fell off my chair lol right into another girls feet.

Uffff definatly not! I'm the worst out of all my friends. At least they get their work done in lectures I end up falling asleep. I'm quite alert at the moment coz I drank my first ever mug of coffee

Btw I'm on 181 words..I need 2500

[Digital Malang]

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

[kakargirl]

a sister goes into labour but the doctors have to operate she begs the doctors that whiles shes unconcious dont let her brother keep the names so doctors say ok , when she comes around shes got two babys a girl and a boy and her brother is so happy he says iv kept the names she rolls her eyes ,and says what did you keep he says well iv kept denise so she smiles and says ok my brothers not that dumb then she asks whats the boys name he replys denephew .

[kakargirl]

Uffff definatly not! I'm the worst out of all my friends. At least they get their work done in lectures I end up falling asleep. I'm quite alert at the moment coz I drank my first ever mug of coffee

Btw I'm on 181 words..I need 2500

aww lol youve got along night ahead of you lol aww you poor thing

[Pakhtunzai]

Hahaha damn right! Uff I better stop coming on this website for the time being. I have no self discipline

Khudai pamaan
Take care

[graveyardofempires]

two students were late to school
the teacher asked why were you late
student1: I lost some money

he asked student two
student2: i had my foot on it

[pashtun boy]

2 beggars sitting out side londons ritz looking in both starving ,

beggar1)mmm i was thinking of buying this place .

beggar2)well forget it i'm not selling it .

lol

[sahil112]

One time, there was a black family of four. They heard about this river, and if you swim tho the other side of it, you turn white. So the Dad swims across and turns white, then the Mom, then the sister. When the youngest child, the brother starts to swim across, he is taken away by the current. The sister says, "DADDY' DADDY!, BUBBA IS GETTING TAKEN AWAY BY THE CURRENT!" And the Dad said, "Screw that ******."

sorry nt really racist person but i find racial jokes funny

[Master Khan]

^
LOL Racist jokes are funny to be honest

[pashtun boy]

Once Nasruddin was asked about his age. He answered, Forty years After ten years he was asked again. He answered, Forty years" People said, Ten years ago you were saying forty years. Now you again say forty years." Nasruddin answered, "Man's answer is only one. Even if you ask after twenty years I will give the same answer.

[sahil112]

ino mk :P

Q: What’s faster than a speeding bullet?
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