lets share some jokes

[Master Khan]

A guy joins the gym and asks the trainer " which machine should I use to impress the girls?"
The trainer says " The ATM machine outside the gym"


lol

That was good LOL

[Gulalai]

there are 3 black guys in a car, who is driving....?
The Police

O.o
that's not even ok... terrible joke lol

[Sheenka]

MK made that joke ^

[Digital Malang]

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

[Digital Malang]

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

[~Gangster~]

haha^^^ Warka Dang

[sahil112]

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord. It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95

[Digital Malang]

Wife:- If I will die....
Husband:- Then I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear this much happiness :D

[Sheenka]

not funny ^

[sahil112]

What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?
An Afghan mechanic

dats dirty mechanic lol

[Gulalai]

yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish

[kakargirl]

lol thats funny gul .

[Shehbaz Khan]

80,000 Sardars met in the Gurunanak stadium for a "Sardars Are Not Stupid" Convention.
The leader said, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Sardars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A young Sardar gingerly worked his way through the crowd and stepped up to the stage. The leader asked him, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds he said, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone was a little disappointed. Then 80,000 Sardars started cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"

The leader said, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, uh, I guess we can give him another chance." So he asked, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually said, "Ninety?"

The leader was quite perplexed, looked down and just let out a dejected sigh -- everyone was disheartened, the Sardar started crying and the 80,000 Sardars begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

The leader, unsure whether or not he was doing more harm than damage, eventually said, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance-- What is 2 plus 2?"

The young Sardar closed his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually said, "Four?".

Throughout the stadium pandemonium broke out as all 80,000 Sardars jumped to their feet, waved their arms, stomped their feet and screamed.. saying…... "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

[Shehbaz Khan]

girl to boy (weeping) = if i shift from here we wont meet ever again and i will be demented in your love forever with the dark clouds all around me because of sheer gloominess and the exciting moments we had, i will be terribly missing the plunges our relationship had for all these years


Boy = OYE HOYE ENGLISH

[Digital Malang]

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins