lets share some jokes

[Digital Malang]

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister...

[Gulalai]

lol thats funny gul .

[sahil112]

ahh u lot gna kill these sardar jkez 2 a point wer der nt gna be funni anymre!

[Digital Malang]

Interviewer: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab.

[Digital Malang]

SAhil i know yu like da Sardar jokes...:P

[Digital Malang]

Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…,

[sahil112]

An arab girl was married with a chinese guy. The girl got pregnant and gave birth to a baby girl who died some dayz later. The girl's mum came cryng and was sayng'I KNEW IT,I KNEW IT...everyone was curious 2 know what she knew,she said: 'I KNEW,CHINESE PRDUCTS DONT LAST'

[Master Khan]

Sardar Ji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up


Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes

Santa & Banta
Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is an ass.) Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back,"Likhne waala gadha."(One who wrote it is an ass).

[khushal]

I don't know if this is funny or not, but here goes. I heard this a while ago.

A guy is selling pot(marujauna-correct my spelling) at a music concert.there are a lot of people around him. A group of guys purchase the drugs from him with fake money. He hands them the drugs, but then realizes the money is fake.

He yells at them, saying he will call the police, but they just laugh.

Do you guys get it?

He can't call the police

You mad me laugh the most because your explaining it on why its funny. But here is the true story. read No. 9

http://www.eastbayexpress.com/Legali...orts-bunk-weed

A wise old man once told me, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was the wise old man

[khushal]

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."

[Digital Malang]

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

[Digital Malang]

sardar pa english class ke TEZZ wachao,

teacher tre pa English ke tapos wako.

What was that ?

SARDAR:

Sir that was my back ground music.....

[graveyardofempires]

yaw pukhtun bus ta rawekhatoo
pe ghalatey ke yee pekha de yawey jeney pekhey sara we lagedoo

pukhtun werta wewayl: sorry
jeney werta wewayley: stergey ne larey,larey ta dey gora mera.

pukhtun laro aw kenasto

pe dey wakht ke yaw bel zwaan rawekhatoo
de haghey pekha de dey jeney pekhey sara welageedo

de zwaan werta wewayl: sorry
jeney werta wekhandel aw wewayl : khair dey

da yee che weledel pukhtun rapasedo aw wewayly : waley zema de sorry spelling ghalath woo ka senga?

[Digital Malang]

POLICE to Mujrim
Saba ba de pa 5 baje sahar PHANSE kawo..
Mujrim : Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha-.
POLICE: Wale khande?
Mujrim : Za kho pa 8 baje passam..

[Gulalai]

knock knock