lets share some jokes

[sahil112]

A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.

A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died."

"Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends."

"Nope," said the farmer, "we all just want to buy his mule."

[Gulalai]

bebi sherini hahahaha

ouchhhhhhhhhh! haha

ok here's a funny one

The teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese:

White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."

Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese And she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."

Mexican kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey Putos!!!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!"

[~Gangster~]

^Worst Joke ever.

[Gulalai]

^Worst Joke ever.

[sahil112]

A fellow bought a new convertible Mercedes and was out on an open road for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing blue light behind him.
"They'll never catch me, " he thought to himself and opened her up further.
The needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him.
"What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The nice officer came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over.
I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your terrible driving and one that I haven't heard before you can go!" he said.
"Last week my wife ran off with a really really good looking cop, " the man said, "and I was afraid, looking in my rear view mirror, that you were trying to bring her back!"
"Have a nice night, " said the officer.

[sahil112]

Judy got married and had 13 children.
Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer.
She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.
Judy *again*, remarried,.... and this time, she & John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:
"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
Margaret replied:....
"I think he means her *legs*, Ethel...."

[sahil112]

^^^ dat was pretty bad lol

[sahil112]

There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he said "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and description and he put the man inside and said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the second man he asked the same question and the man replied "oh man I just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.


The third man's answer to the question was "oh man I just LOVE weed! Im high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see you in 100 years".


100 years later the devil came by to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.
The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "IM GAY! IM GAY!". Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door. Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ; "hey man, got a light?"

[Digital Malang]

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and
closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does
the same stuff.
Wife askes : Why are you doing this ?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly

[Shamaar]

What do you call a huge Punjabi?

A Jumbo Jatt.

[Digital Malang]

Q: What do you call a Sikh who drinks only beer?
A: JUSBEER SINGH.

Q: What do you call a Sikh guy who has only one drink ?
A: JUST-ONE SINGH.

Q: What do you call a Sikh scuba diver?
A: JULL-UNDER SINGHQ:

What do you call a better adapted Sikh diver?
A: JULL-UNDER SINGH GILL.

Q: What do you call a bald Sikh guy ?
A: BALD-EV SINGH.

Q: What do you call a Sikh boyfriend?
A: HER PAL SINGH.

Q: Who is he who has many publications to his credit?
A: JOURNAL SINGH.

Q: What do you call a Sikh guy running towards the enemy camp witha
white flag in his hand?
A: SURRENDER SINGH.

Q: What do you call a Sikh man with only one hair?
A: IK-BAL SINGH

Q: What do you call a Sikh man who is a fast runner?
A: TEJ SINGH

Q: What do you call a Sikh standing on one leg?
A: BALAN SINGH

Q: What do you call a Sikh enjoying a walk in the park?
A: RELAX SINGH

[Digital Malang]

Man: How was your exam today ?
Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult
Man: Which one ?
Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ? I thought...i
thought...i thought about it and wrote THUNK

[Lemar]

A guy joins the gym and asks the trainer " which machine should I use to impress the girls?"
The trainer says " The ATM machine outside the gym"


lol

[Feroza_Banu]

A guy joins the gym and asks the trainer " which machine should I use to impress the girls?"
The trainer says " The ATM machine outside the gym"


lol

lollllllll

[Digital Malang]

Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest?
Girl: A push.