lets share some jokes

[graveyardofempires]

Yaw sarhai rawan wo rawan wo rawan wo, kha der mazal ye woko aw Che sterhai so no kenasto.

Senga joke wo khalqo?

der khe woo

[Nora]

3 men were sitting talking about their wives
man 1: my wife is so littl he, always when i go to work my tie is lost and then find out that she sew a maxi dress for herself
man 2: thats nothing my wife when she have both, i find her outside the bothroom, cos she goes with water through the bathroom hole
man 3: that's nothing my wife, eating cherry and she swollow the seed my mistake and ppl from the village came and congratulated me, they thought she was pregnant

[Digital Malang]

^^ der biaqal joke woo......

[graveyardofempires]

^^ der biaqal joke woo......

hahahahahahhahahha

[Nora]

Yaw sarhai rawan wo rawan wo rawan wo, kha der mazal ye woko aw Che sterhai so no kenasto.

Senga joke wo khalqo?

ta sara hum dasi jokes jor e gii
hahhaha

[~Gangster~]

Yaw sarhai rawan wo rawan wo rawan wo, kha der mazal ye woko aw Che sterhai so no kenasto.

Senga joke wo khalqo?

Te bem bya zanta peghura ke ye se zem funny yem.....

[Digital Malang]

^^ you are jealous coz you cant tell jokes like me.

[Digital Malang]

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

[~Gangster~]

^ OLddd

[sahil112]

Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!

[sahil112]

A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions before heading to town to do chores.

"That fellow from Sematol will be along this afternoon to inseminate one of the cows. I've hung a nail by the right stall so you'll know which one I want him to impregnate."

Satisfied that even his mentally challenged wife could understand the instructions, the farmer left for town.

That afternoon, the 'Inseminator' arrives, and the wife dutifully takes him out to the barn and directly to the stall with the nail.

"This is the cow right here," she tells him.

"What's the nail for?" the guy asks.

Replies the wife, "I guess its to hang up your pants."

[kakargirl]

2 beggars sitting out side londons ritz looking in both starving ,

beggar1)mmm i was thinking of buying this place .

beggar2)well forget it i'm not selling it .

[kakargirl]

huband comes from work finds his blond wife painting ,is surprised and thinks well people are wrong to say dumb blonds , then he look at her and says honey why are you wearing two coats when its summer outside, she look at him and rolls her eyes duhhhhhh read the paint can it says for best finish apply two coats.

[Pakhtunzai]

Lolll nice joke!^

Your a brit right? What you doing up so late!!

[kakargirl]

lol being brit lol haha im going lol in abit you in us lol