Afghan/Pashtun Forum Conspiracy Theories

[Azmal]

In breaking news the latest celebrity that come forward about sexual assault is Stuart little saying Makhood de freeGan tried to shove him up his arse.

[Azmal]

Not to mention he's the world's first Typing Gerbil ....lol

Firdousi,
I'm sorry to tell you this buy Makhood have tried to cheat on you with little stewart. lol ahahah

[Azmal]

Here's one: there are far fewer real profiles, and a lot of multiple profiles. Iblis is maneatinglizard is azmal is firdousi.

I know you are a Paki and I must keep my expectation very low from children of Ali Ponjah but calling me Firdousi is really low..even for a Paki like yourself.

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

[MENTION=1444]Azmal[/MENTION]

hey I think I found you a new hobby ..




bahahahhahaha

[Azmal]

[MENTION=1444]Azmal[/MENTION]

hey I think I found you a new hobby ..




bahahahhahaha

What you try to do to Stuart Little was worst then what you try to do to that girl in Delaware. lol ahahah

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

What you try to do to Stuart Little was worst then what you try to do to that girl in Delaware. lol ahahah

was he your brother? LOOOOLL

[Elite Pakhtun]

I know you are a Paki and I must keep my expectation very low from children of Ali Ponjah but calling me Firdousi is really low..even for a Paki like yourself.

Why is that? Is he not good enough for you?

It's okay, when you come to Pakistan, I can pay you to do some grunt work... like gardening, or cleaning toilets in my house. That should quell the pain from being equated as Firdousi. It's practically a promotion...

[Elite Pakhtun]

دا يو بله ويډيو د پښتو فيلمونو ډرامو په هکله .
ماشومان دی يی مه ګوري.وغيره وغيره

Iblis/Firdousi/maneatinglizard/Azmal, this video is quite something. I had no idea these kind of things were being produced.

[Azmal]

Why is that? Is he not good enough for you?

It's okay, when you come to Pakistan, I can pay you to do some grunt work... like gardening, or cleaning toilets in my house. That should quell the pain from being equated as Firdousi. It's practically a promotion...

I'm just surprise how you can brag about a ****y house in Islamabad that you got by selling to cultureless paan chewing Bangra dancers and by ending up calling Gujrati Ali Ponjah Baba? There are one million Pashtun refugees from Waziristan homeless, Pashtunistan resources are being robbed and millions of Pashtuns of Pashtunsitan have become either refugees or cheap laborer or being slathered for sake of Punjab...yet you....
What interest had the leaders of Afghanistan in an outpost like Moscow, had it not been to seek reversal against a historical parable of grave injustice of Durand line?
You know...for as long as history recalls, no indigenous leader south of the Indus river has ever managed to subdue Kabul or even dared to try. Yet for the first time in this region’s history (both modern and ancient), lowlife scoundrels like you managed to allow the Punjabis and their Mohajeer cousins to occupy Kabul via their proxies. This is a shame you’ll have to live with, for your beghirati is all yours and yours alone!

We Afghans know it very well that until Pakistan burns in flames it ignited in Afghan land(both Afghanistan and occupied Pashtunistan) in the future, we will have to help ourselves by staying on guard against all of their negative efforts at destroying our nation. History is my witness we Afghans always over comes our enemies and make no mistake we will burn Punjab your house including.

[Azmal]

was he your brother? LOOOOLL

is that why you try to pull a Richard Gere on poor Stuart Little? ahahaha So you could get back at me? ahahaha lol

[BarakzaiAbdali]

BarakzaiAbdali used to post about "Farhat Taj Anderson", a woman of Azmal and Toramana category. Few months ago i saw her on a facebook group of Pashtun nationalists (ANP) where she was asking the members to sign the petition for recovery of her assistant, an Orakzai student of Kohat university, picked up by ISI. He was collecting information for her. I called her "Mrs.Anderson" (which greatly infuriated her) and asked her to be apologize for her role in the usage of the qabaili student for her purposes/agendas which led to his disappearance and possible death. She refused and ask me to apologize for "personal attack" on her.

They are type of people, with their partug pulled down, who are apostate but keep the Muslim identity so that they can be useful to their respective western governments. They will go to any length to prove that they are loyal and true Americans or Canadians.

Its excellent you called her by the surname she uses in Europe. Ask her next time why she is mad at what she legally utilizes as her authorship/PhD official name? Then ask her why she truncates her surname off in the Eastern press/Afghanistan-Pakistan dailies. The answer is that she knows .0000001% of Pashtuns worth their salt would even listen to the next word she has to say because she has pretty much broken every Pashtun custom and culture (even the most sacred ones) and then on top of that dedicated her life to advocating bombing of her own people. All of it has been done with subpar slip shod sh-itty data at best.

Keep up the good work.

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

is that why you try to pull a Richard Gere on poor Stuart Little? ahahaha So you could get back at me? ahahaha lol

Oh Mr. Gerbil, the horrifying stories of your life you have to tell; you're having a PTSD episode lol

[Firdousi]

I know you are a Paki and I must keep my expectation very low from children of Ali Ponjah but calling me Firdousi is really low..even for a Paki like yourself.

Azmal, lets see if you are a real Pashtun or a fake Westernized dog using the Pashtun/Muslim card in order to destroy your own people. As a non Pashtun and being this forum a "Pashtun Home", I ask you for nanawatai. Show me your nang wa namoos.

[Azmal]

Azmal, lets see if you are a real Pashtun or a fake Westernized dog using the Pashtun/Muslim card in order to destroy your own people. As a non Pashtun and being this forum a "Pashtun Home", I ask you for nanawatai. Show me your nang wa namoos.

ahahahha lol You got my protection as long as you forgo your subtle passive aggressive anti-Pashtun bull****. Truth be told I'm not a nationalist, I do love my people Pashtuns but it does not mean I will irrationally support pashtun...for me a patriotic Hindu Afghan have more value and respect then a sold out Pashtun.
Reminds me of this Dari poem....

"تا جدا هستیم انگشتان افگاریم ما/مشت اگر گردیم از آن دندانها خواهد شکست!

[Azmal]

Oh Mr. Gerbil, the horrifying stories of your life you have to tell; you're having a PTSD episode lol

He is not that a little...lol