Afghan/Pashtun Forum Conspiracy Theories

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

*** Warning, This Thread is meant to be Light Hearted, if You're easily triggered STFA***

This sort of springboards off of ToughPashtun's Internet and Forums thread.

Funny thing is I remember back when I first joined these forums I thought the people were ALL Fake and were staged to try and bait people and put them under surveilance. There's probably some truth to that, but just not sure to what degree. ...well over the years I had some hilarious conspiracies about forum members both from here and other places.

As many of you know Azmal and I actually go back over a decade, we've known each other for years. Same with me and Shamlawar Khurasani. I know them by first name even. Azmal used to have the screen name Pakhpaloo for anyone who remembers. I've had a bunch but one of my famous ones was Pashtun_Sharmosh.

Well back in the day, I used to have Azmal on my MSN Messenger, (which is now Skype) and we used to Gaslight the fukk out of each other. Embarking on massive disinformation campaigns, he'd pretend he was some hot shot banging Persian bitches in Texas (which he said he lived in, didn't believe him) and so he'd send me pictures of random dudes with their face blanked out, grinding against these Mexican looking chicks, but he said were Persian...and claiming they're him and his friend.

But I knew it was bullsh*t because a.) Azmal, is a straight boater, even if he was a "lady killer", his boaterish traits would be a downfall for him in the ladies department. b.) Azmal had posted his picture before not realizing that back then we kept/saved anything members posted (as a safety net). Even with the blanked faces, you know his face was out of place for hat guy's body he claimed was him. I even Photo Analyzed it and knew there was no way it could be Azmal. Needless to say that made me super suspicious.

Anyways, I used to tell Azmal these ridiculous and made up stories about my life, so I can bait him into informing the FBI and gaslight them trying to apprehend me only to find out I got the better of them.

So I started telling Azmal that I was seeing this Afghan girl, and then one day I killed her and ditched her body in the woods out of fit of Pashtun style "ghairat O nang" rage..., play off ridiculous stereotypes about Pashtun men. And he was all like "Oh tell me more, what did you do?". So I made up this elaborate story about how I was mad she was wearing revealing clothing and I strangled her and all that.

Since I suspected Azmal as having connections with the FBI, I figured that he was trying to get "close" to me to see if I had links with the Taliban . Then I started seeing random unmarked, parked near my house and it scared the sh*t out of me, so I stopped being too edgy with my trolling.

Azmal also stole some web-cam girl's video feed he had-recorded, and pretended to be some girl to talk to me to get me to "lower my guard", but I knew it was fake and I knew it was him because "she" (ahem he) was speaking in his trade-mark Boater talk lol Then again Boaters all talk the same so, perhaps it was someone else? But I'm almost certain it was him, you can't FAKE Boater.

There was actually an Afghan girl I met near where I used to live in and I believed that Twas somehow connected to Azmal because once he hinted at tthat he knew a gir that lived in my area and then I coincidentally meet this girl who seemed to match the description. Who knows but I was very apprehensive and paranoid after meeting her, yet also very intrigued because she was very pretty. It seemed like she was trying to get information off of me and I started syspecting that he was also somehow apart of some FBI informant project with Azmal. So I cut her off. When in reality she was just naturally curious about my life and family.We actually hung out a few times at the local mall, mainly because she was really cute.

Most of the stuff I tell people about me on the net is farcical. Like my real name isn't "Mahmood" I've told a lot of made up stories, I used to say my real parents passed away and I was raised by my uncle. Also, I'm not half-Yemeni. l I made up that story when I joined AfghanForums to Trigger the Anti-Islamic people and that one Iranian Nationalist guy that was on there. I carried with it here when Alchemist invited me to this forum to battle with Toramana and his friend Baigham, who were really Anti-Islam .

Anyways back to Azmal, I look back and laugh at most of the antics we had. I remember we'd talk so much sh*t on each other ....and even during Ramadan saying some foul things. He's actually a pretty decent guy, just ...has that awkward boater aspect ... I don't actually think he's an FBI informant anymore, but who knows? hahaha.

If the FBI was really stalking me I laugh to myself and think how many thousands upon thousands of dollars of Tax Payer money they spent trying to keep tabs on me.


This was fun, share some of your own tales of weird/awkward paranoia and rabbit holes of insanity.

[khushal]

FBI Entraps Americans in Terrorism Sting Operations - YouTube

[kunatawar]

i think most people call it FOB not boater

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

No believe me I know it happens, but it may not have been happening to ME. lol I mean Azmal wasn't exactly trying to entrap me.. and get me to buy weapons or anything.

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

i think most people call it FOB not boater

I prefer Boater ...FOB makes me think of one of those Toys American kids harass their parents for during Christmas.

[Samandri]

BarakzaiAbdali used to post about "Farhat Taj Anderson", a woman of Azmal and Toramana category. Few months ago i saw her on a facebook group of Pashtun nationalists (ANP) where she was asking the members to sign the petition for recovery of her assistant, an Orakzai student of Kohat university, picked up by ISI. He was collecting information for her. I called her "Mrs.Anderson" (which greatly infuriated her) and asked her to be apologize for her role in the usage of the qabaili student for her purposes/agendas which led to his disappearance and possible death. She refused and ask me to apologize for "personal attack" on her.

They are type of people, with their partug pulled down, who are apostate but keep the Muslim identity so that they can be useful to their respective western governments. They will go to any length to prove that they are loyal and true Americans or Canadians.

[Elias]

Some years back I knew a crypto anarchist. By mid 2009 he disappeared suddenly, neither his family nor his friends knew where he was gone. It was early 2010 when his brother told me that he was detained because of possessing state secrets. The strange thing is for treason you would get atleast a life sentence but this guy was released after 6-7 months. Since the last conversation with his brother I never met him, his brother or other family members again. I suspect him for working now for the government with a new identity etc.

I would suggest you guys (even if you have nothing to hide) to send/receive encrypted mails and an application layer which enables anonymous communication between clients and server when you are on the internet. You don’t need any advanced programming skills or any knowledge about internetcommunication for this but you need just to follow step by step one of the many tutorials in the internet on this topics.

[Azmal]

*** Warning, This Thread is meant to be Light Hearted, if You're easily triggered STFA***

This sort of springboards off of ToughPashtun's Internet and Forums thread.

Funny thing is I remember back when I first joined these forums I thought the people were ALL Fake and were staged to try and bait people and put them under surveilance. There's probably some truth to that, but just not sure to what degree. ...well over the years I had some hilarious conspiracies about forum members both from here and other places.

As many of you know Azmal and I actually go back over a decade, we've known each other for years. Same with me and Shamlawar Khurasani. I know them by first name even. Azmal used to have the screen name Pakhpaloo for anyone who remembers. I've had a bunch but one of my famous ones was Pashtun_Sharmosh.

Well back in the day, I used to have Azmal on my MSN Messenger, (which is now Skype) and we used to Gaslight the fukk out of each other. Embarking on massive disinformation campaigns, he'd pretend he was some hot shot banging Persian bitches in Texas (which he said he lived in, didn't believe him) and so he'd send me pictures of random dudes with their face blanked out, grinding against these Mexican looking chicks, but he said were Persian...and claiming they're him and his friend.

But I knew it was bullsh*t because a.) Azmal, is a straight boater, even if he was a "lady killer", his boaterish traits would be a downfall for him in the ladies department. b.) Azmal had posted his picture before not realizing that back then we kept/saved anything members posted (as a safety net). Even with the blanked faces, you know his face was out of place for hat guy's body he claimed was him. I even Photo Analyzed it and knew there was no way it could be Azmal. Needless to say that made me super suspicious.

Anyways, I used to tell Azmal these ridiculous and made up stories about my life, so I can bait him into informing the FBI and gaslight them trying to apprehend me only to find out I got the better of them.

So I started telling Azmal that I was seeing this Afghan girl, and then one day I killed her and ditched her body in the woods out of fit of Pashtun style "ghairat O nang" rage..., play off ridiculous stereotypes about Pashtun men. And he was all like "Oh tell me more, what did you do?". So I made up this elaborate story about how I was mad she was wearing revealing clothing and I strangled her and all that.

Since I suspected Azmal as having connections with the FBI, I figured that he was trying to get "close" to me to see if I had links with the Taliban . Then I started seeing random unmarked, parked near my house and it scared the sh*t out of me, so I stopped being too edgy with my trolling.

Azmal also stole some web-cam girl's video feed he had-recorded, and pretended to be some girl to talk to me to get me to "lower my guard", but I knew it was fake and I knew it was him because "she" (ahem he) was speaking in his trade-mark Boater talk lol Then again Boaters all talk the same so, perhaps it was someone else? But I'm almost certain it was him, you can't FAKE Boater.

There was actually an Afghan girl I met near where I used to live in and I believed that Twas somehow connected to Azmal because once he hinted at tthat he knew a gir that lived in my area and then I coincidentally meet this girl who seemed to match the description. Who knows but I was very apprehensive and paranoid after meeting her, yet also very intrigued because she was very pretty. It seemed like she was trying to get information off of me and I started syspecting that he was also somehow apart of some FBI informant project with Azmal. So I cut her off. When in reality she was just naturally curious about my life and family.We actually hung out a few times at the local mall, mainly because she was really cute.

Most of the stuff I tell people about me on the net is farcical. Like my real name isn't "Mahmood" I've told a lot of made up stories, I used to say my real parents passed away and I was raised by my uncle. Also, I'm not half-Yemeni. l I made up that story when I joined AfghanForums to Trigger the Anti-Islamic people and that one Iranian Nationalist guy that was on there. I carried with it here when Alchemist invited me to this forum to battle with Toramana and his friend Baigham, who were really Anti-Islam .

Anyways back to Azmal, I look back and laugh at most of the antics we had. I remember we'd talk so much sh*t on each other ....and even during Ramadan saying some foul things. He's actually a pretty decent guy, just ...has that awkward boater aspect ... I don't actually think he's an FBI informant anymore, but who knows? hahaha.

If the FBI was really stalking me I laugh to myself and think how many thousands upon thousands of dollars of Tax Payer money they spent trying to keep tabs on me.


This was fun, share some of your own tales of weird/awkward paranoia and rabbit holes of insanity.

Mahmood de FreeGan lol
I'm not surprise I had a profound effect on you to the point of making you completely paranoid. Usually I'm dominated type, people either likes me or hate me...but still a high school kid being FBI informant? lol From what I read about FBI informant they act more religious type, something like you and Khorassani. This is to gain peoples trust and confidence and then provoke them. I on other hand was a secular and am a secular. One thing I take pride is my stand, value and opinion has not changed for past 15 years.
Truth be told I have never trusted you, there was always something missing about you, it had nothing with your paki style hypocrisy but something more. I think part of it was your look, when you put your webcam and your features had nothing Afghan. No it was not your FreeGans like head or your dark skin but the whole 9 yards. Trust me when an Afghan sees an afghan they know...we even know with those Pathans...there is something familiar or energy that you can relate. While with you didn't had that. I was only a young kid but I knew it. When I point that out to you, at first you got defensive and then you even made a joke how kids used to call you big heads and once you come crying and your mom said no you are not big head....30 min later your mom ask you to get some onions from market and when you ask for a grocery bag she replied 4 kg onion can fit your cap. lol
Trust me I would have called FBI if I knew the story you told me about killing a girl was less then .0003 % valid.

[Azmal]

BarakzaiAbdali used to post about "Farhat Taj Anderson", a woman of Azmal and Toramana category. Few months ago i saw her on a facebook group of Pashtun nationalists (ANP) where she was asking the members to sign the petition for recovery of her assistant, an Orakzai student of Kohat university, picked up by ISI. He was collecting information for her. I called her "Mrs.Anderson" (which greatly infuriated her) and asked her to be apologize for her role in the usage of the qabaili student for her purposes/agendas which led to his disappearance and possible death. She refused and ask me to apologize for "personal attack" on her.

They are type of people, with their partug pulled down, who are apostate but keep the Muslim identity so that they can be useful to their respective western governments. They will go to any length to prove that they are loyal and true Americans or Canadians.

There you go, grand son of Ali Ponjah calling other apostate...the ironi is this guy is a Imran Kha supporter. Who is known as male wh.... and yet he points finger at a Pashtun lady who has married a non-Pashtun. Instead of worrying about her you should worry about daughter of your Baba who was cremated like a Hindu her father was.

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

Azmal, you're clearly very triggered, clearly you didn't get that this is a light hearted thread. Anyways you're right I HAVE changed considerably from when we first met ....that's a GOOD THING, because that means I had an openness and willingness to grow. If what you're saying is true that you've "stayed the same" all the years, that just implies you're very closed off from evolving and haven't developed critical thinking skills for change. That's never good, but I'll let you follow your own path. As for how "Pashtun" or "Afghan" I am and this hoopla about being able to "know an Afghan" by their vibe. Slow your row Boaterella , Need I remind you that time on Afghan-Site Forums you had a mental breakdown and told everyone how you bought $500 worth of Pashto Instructional books just so you can "feel more Pashtun". Then Omaer, Myself, Sid and everyone else made fun of your wannabe syndrome. Let's not forget that Shamlawar called you out for claiming to be apart of the made-up "Akundzada Khel" tribe. Your entire idenity is cooked up. Lol Point being, you wouldn't know a "vibe" even if it showed up on a richter scale and sent shockwaves rippling through Southern California

Also after your last post, I get the impression that you're a weee bit on the "cucky" side. There's more nang O namous in the pinky of Tajiks like Firdousi who you refer to as a "flat-head amu jumper" than a cucky-boater so called "Pashtun Nationalist" that's a schill of Mohmadzai turds. Cucky dudes aren't actually men as far as testosterone is concerned.

[khushal]

This thread reminds of Pashtun villages that use US firepower against each other by accusing their rivals of being Taliban or AQ when in fact all are innocent farmers fighting over water, etc.

[Azmal]

Azmal, you're clearly very triggered, clearly you didn't get that this is a light hearted thread. Anyways you're right I HAVE changed considerably from when we first met ....that's a GOOD THING, because that means I had an openness and willingness to grow. If what you're saying is true that you've "stayed the same" all the years, that just implies you're very closed off from evolving and haven't developed critical thinking skills for change. That's never good, but I'll let you follow your own path. As for how "Pashtun" or "Afghan" I am and this hoopla about being able to "know an Afghan" by their vibe. Slow your row Boaterella , Need I remind you that time on Afghan-Site Forums you had a mental breakdown and told everyone how you bought $500 worth of Pashto Instructional books just so you can "feel more Pashtun". Then Omaer, Myself, Sid and everyone else made fun of your wannabe syndrome. Let's not forget that Shamlawar called you out for claiming to be apart of the made-up "Akundzada Khel" tribe. Your entire idenity is cooked up. Lol Point being, you wouldn't know a "vibe" even if it showed up on a richter scale and sent shockwaves rippling through Southern California

Also after your last post, I get the impression that you're a weee bit on the "cucky" side. There's more nang O namous in the pinky of Tajiks like Firdousi who you refer to as a "flat-head amu jumper" than a cucky-boater so called "Pashtun Nationalist" that's a schill of Mohmadzai turds. Cucky dudes aren't actually men as far as testosterone is concerned.

Mahmood de FreeGan,
Instead of being defensive try to understand why I’m calling you out…you openly admit to lie about every single thing about yourself. You first alleged that you thought I was FBI informant then you states you actively lead me on and then you got scared and suspicious of even your own shadow…to the point of even getting scared of a potential match.(even if we believe an Afghan girl would give a FreeGan like you a second look.) When we were talking you alleged your father was dead but now you say you lied…what kind of Afghan would do that to his father? Unless you have an Oedipus complex. You also mention when your father was alive he used to force you to go to Masjid and always called you Ghat Saree. Lol
You used to curse FerDawosi and now you are in bed with him playing hide the gerbil and then claim you have changed. … don’t forget change for the sake of change is merely a symptom of an idiot’s yearning for revelry so to compensate his/her own laziness.

Freegans.

[Azmal]

This thread reminds of Pashtun villages that use US firepower against each other by accusing their rivals of being Taliban or AQ when in fact all are innocent farmers fighting over water, etc.

Afghanistan must recognized Durand Khushal, this is none of Pakis business. Stay out of this.

For me Freegan > Pakis.

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

Mahmood de FreeGan,
Instead of being defensive try to understand why I’m calling you out…you openly admit to lie about every single thing about yourself. You first alleged that you thought I was FBI informant then you states you actively lead me on and then you got scared and suspicious of even your own shadow…to the point of even getting scared of a potential match.(even if we believe an Afghan girl would give a FreeGan like you a second look.) When we were talking you alleged your father was dead but now you say you lied…what kind of Afghan would do that to his father? Unless you have an Oedipus complex. You also mention when your father was alive he used to force you to go to Masjid and always called you Ghat Saree. Lol
You used to curse FerDawosi and now you are in bed with him playing hide the gerbil and then claim you have changed. … don’t forget change for the sake of change is merely a symptom of an idiot’s yearning for revelry so to compensate his/her own laziness.

Freegans.

When did I curse Firdousi? I don't know him outside of this forum. Looks like you've turned into the paranoid one. Funny you're calling him a dawoos but got defensive about Farhat Taj ANDERSSON .... You're grasping hard man ....why don't you busy your time with buy $500 more books from Amazon about made up Akhundzada Khel and use your "vibe" magic elsewhere.

lol Hide the gerbil, man what do you do in your spare time? hahahhaa

[maneatinglizard]

playing hide the gerbil

lol what the heck? What kinda game is that and why is it played in a bed?

Anyway, some of y'all need to get out more lol.