lets share some jokes

[pashtun boy]

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam


1/In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

2/1Sardar aur Pathan ko 1000 rupee road per gire mile to sardar kehta ke 50-50 karte hain to Pathan bola baqi 900 ka kiya karen ge!!

3/A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:

I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.

[sahil112]

none of them r funni^^^

[pashtun boy]

Sardar Ne "KFC" Phone kiya:

Hello kfc!!

1 Pizza!
1 Spicy Rice!
1 French Frize!

Bhej Do!


KFC:

G kis k Naam pe?


Sardar:

Allah k Naam pe!

[Nora]

it says pashtu jokes, but the jokes are panjabies
LOL

[graveyardofempires]

a punjabi was riding a motorcycle with his wife riding along on the back.
the wife was scared and said please ride slowly im scared
the man looked back and said im scared too do as i do close you eyes.

[~Gangster~]

why are womens feet so small? ++


So they can stand closer to the stove

[Nora]

in taliban's time

a man was sitting on the bus with his wife, going to Mazar e sharif, his wife was tired and put her head on her hasband's shoulder, at that time a talib came and asked
talib: da sok da!?
man: khanamam ast.
talib: warora da khanam de khaza da ya sari

he meant, if khanam means sister or wife

[graveyardofempires]

in taliban's time

a man was sitting on the bus with his wife, going to Mazar e sharif, his wife was tired and put her head on her hasband's shoulder, at that time a talib came and asked
talib: da sok da!?
man: khanamam ast.
talib: warora da khanam de khaza da ya sari

he meant, if khanam means sister or wife

lol good one

[~Gangster~]

Wanna Hear a joke?

Womens Rightts

[Nora]

it was woman's day
the wife asked her hasband
wife: whats the day to day
hasband: friday
wife: no its woman's day today
hasband: i swear in the morning when i went to work it was friday

[pashtun boy]

it was woman day
the wife asked her hasband
wife: Whats the day to day
hasband: Friday
wife: No its woman's day today
hasband: I swear in the morning when i went to work it was friday

lol good one. Try to post more

[graveyardofempires]

a man went to a shop to buy shoes for his wife
he said to the shokeeper:

the man:i waould like a pair of shoes for my wife
the shopowner:what is her shoe size numer
the man takes his shirt off showing his back
maybe you can read it from the shoeprint on my back

[Nora]

hhahahha thats funny ^

[graveyardofempires]

a pregnanat woman is taken to hospital
the baby is born he is screaming "oh my god i cant see i cant see im blind"
the doctor:no you are not you are born in peshawer and there is no electricity

[Digital Malang]

Yaw sarhai rawan wo rawan wo rawan wo, kha der mazal ye woko aw Che sterhai so no kenasto.

Senga joke wo khalqo?