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u know u r afghan when u have guests over and ur mom is yelling... "we need tea, we r running out of tea" even though u just made 4 thermose chai for them 10 minutes ago, 4 is in the process of making in the kitchen and u have put water for four more thermose on the stove...
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You know you are an Afghan when............
-You can speak Urdu only because of Bollywood films.
-Your elders even know who the servants of Amitabh Bachan are, but get bored when someone asks about our previous presidents' names.
-Your parents always curse themselves when they are mad at you: 'De spi zoya! De ahmaq loore!', etcetera.
-If others ask you why you left your education, instead of just admitting you actually failed the whole year you hide it by saying: 'Because I wanted to work for a while, money is also important'.
-Your parents get absolutely shocked when they find out that London is actually a capital city, not a country.
-If your family back home seriously believe that West got flying cars and everyone is rich here: Literally everyone.
-If you don't listen to your parents, they will lecture you that they came to West for your safety but you completely got Westernised.
-Your parents ask you to work hard so you can help people back home, while they in their entire life haven't helped anyone with even a penny.
-You always tell your friend/relative to say 'Salam' to his/her family, but you never mean it. If some tells you to say 'Salam' to your family, you will say okay but won't do it anyway.
Can't think of any more at the moment, LOL. :PGar Jahanum Sakhtam Ferdaws Ham MesazamatComment
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LOL good ones shaistai!!!
u know u r afghan when u eat left over mantu for breakfast lolllllllllllComment
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^^^ Guilty
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^looooooool... me too!Comment
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^^ I even add the rest of food from the party or occasion from before......even pepsi
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^me too!... oh my God... we are horrible. i doubt others in the world would have such a breakfast?Comment
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^^ LOL! exactly.....it takes so good
and then i have it again an hour later for lunch
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^khetoooooo! lol... no i know what u mean... i can never get bored of melmastia food... like mantu qabuli and its siblings lolComment
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LOL yeah i just mix it all together and pop it into the microwave......yuuuuummmmmOriginally posted by Feroza_Banu View PostComment
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^yep... we have this in common then... !Comment
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I can't believe Mantu's even stay as left-overs at yours because no matter how much Mantu there is on the table, AT LEAST half of it goes into my stomach only. Let alone rest of my family......... :|Gar Jahanum Sakhtam Ferdaws Ham MesazamatComment
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^and here comes mantu fan number 3... we should for a group lolComment
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Just now my dad saw a Pakistan guy as a police on TV in UK and he goes to me "look he is a pakistani and he is a Police and you are still nothing"...I am like..I am don't want to be a police in UK..it crap.Comment
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^lolComment
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