You know your Afghan when...

[Khushal Khan Khattak]

...I am like..I am don't want to be a police in UK..it crap.

have you seen Hot Fuzz the movie???

UK police are KEEUL

[Master Khan]

funny thing is I am not even 18 yet and I am doing accounts...Police are rubbish in UK.

[Master Khan]

have you seen Hot Fuzz the movie???

UK police are KEEUL

LOL..no thats just a movie
You are not even allowed to swear at anyone..Police are too weak here campare to Pakistan and Afghanistan.
I rather be a police there.

[Laila]

^yep... we have this in common then... !

I can't believe Mantu's even stay as left-overs at yours because no matter how much Mantu there is on the table, AT LEAST half of it goes into my stomach only. Let alone rest of my family......... :|

Actually only with mantu, we always triple our order.....that is why we have so many left the next day

^and here comes mantu fan number 3... we should for a group lol

I am making a group right now

[Zahed]

-Your parents always curse themselves when they are mad at you: 'De spi zoya! De ahmaq loore!', etcetera.
-Your parents get absolutely shocked when they find out that London is actually a capital city, not a country.
-If your family back home seriously believe that West got flying cars and everyone is rich here: Literally everyone.
-If you don't listen to your parents, they will lecture you that they came to West for your safety but you completely got Westernised.
-Your parents ask you to work hard so you can help people back home, while they in their entire life haven't helped anyone with even a penny.
-You always tell your friend/relative to say 'Salam' to his/her family, but you never mean it. If some tells you to say 'Salam' to your family, you will say okay but won't do it anyway.

looooool at the first two lines, hahahahaha! oh man I'm laughing like crazy here! hahahah!

[Master Khan]

Yeah my cousins in Pakistan call England "London"
"To da London eh"..lol I haven't even seen london yet(been to the london airport only)...and I been in England for 10 years now.

[Shayesta]

^ No, we Pukhtoons don't just speak in Pukhto: We scream in Pukhto.

[Shayesta]

You know you are an Afghan when............


-You are tagged as good girl if you keep your head down the whole time, looking at your fingers.

-You are tagged as a bad girl if you laugh out loud on the streets.

-Your mother gets mad at you if you do everything after asking your mother first.

-If you do anything accidentally wrong without asking your mother then she will get mad at you for not asking her first.

-You know all your dad's friends as doctor Sahib or engineer Sahib.

-Women after having dinner fight over who does the washing off, while men play cards in wait for tea and fruit to come.

-First words you teach a foreigner are curse-words.

-First words you learn from a foreigner are curse-words.

-Guys always call their friends 'bachem/zoya'.

-Guys become friends with each other two seconds after they meet each other, while girls even after hanging out for years can't stand each other.


*Starts thinking for more*

[Master Khan]

Look like Shayesta khor is a professional Afghan

[Zahed]

I agree Master Khan khorey lol.

[Master Khan]

I agree Master Khan khorey lol.

Woops sorry, I change it now..

Naswar is also a Afghan thing.

[Muslimah]

i just cant stop laughing at
black ******* video

[afghan]

Woops sorry, I change it now..

Naswar is also a Afghan thing.

i always thought you are brother master khan.
naswar might not be an afghan thing. its used alot more by Uzbeks in Uzbekistan, as well as american cowboys.

[Cookiemonster]

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