Indian gems and Pakistani rhetorical pearls

[Sarbani]

Oh my god. He's that new member in some forum named theapricity. I really hate him, due to him being obessed with being associated with afghans and other central asians. Not that it affect me though, it's annoying as **** to read his comments.

Lol, he is kinda hilarious though.

Btw, I recognize you from there. I can confirm that you're not Killzai's sockpuppet.

[Sarbani]

Even the Turks in Azerbaijan say they are Caucasian andnot really Turk.

Nope, you obviously haven't met them in that case. They all identify as Turks and many are even Pan-Turkists.

[jama0112]

I kinda get it though. Must be stupid to think your dad comes from Kabul, while your mother's a kandahari. Apparently, both of my parents are from kandahar. I must have misheard my dad. I got the same reaction from my uncle, aunt, cousin and grandma, when i told them that my dad's from kabul. Proabably why they all think i'm sock-account. lso, that i wrte some stupid comments about me looking like blown-out indian, despite being all from kandahar. But it's fine. I don't care that much about it.

Also, are you that jamakzai dude from theapricity? I just want to know, if you know anything to that anthroforum?

[Elias]

Wait, really? Holy ****.
Why can't indians just love themselves?

it's due to their mindset. While blacks overcame the "house******" mentality Indians still admire their slavemasters e.g. afghans/central asians/persians.

[maneatinglizard]

Isn't TheApricity a White Nationalist site full of racists?

I wonder why so many non-whites discuss genetics there. I think I read some long thread there where some Indic dude was desperate to claim Pashtuns were also Indic, and even went so far as to claim we were self-haters lol (talk about projection).

Funny thing was pretty much every non-Indic disagreed and mocked them for being so adamant to include us among them. Even the racist white supremacists.

[Elias]

Lol, he is kinda hilarious though.

Btw, I recognize you from there. I can confirm that you're not Killzai's sockpuppet.

You're going to vouch for him

[Sarbani]

I kinda get it though. Must be stupid to think your dad comes from Kabul, while your mother's a kandahari. Apparently, both of my parents are from kandahar. I must have misheard my dad. I got the same reaction from my uncle, aunt, cousin and grandma, when i told them that my dad's from kabul. Proabably why they all think i'm sock-account. lso, that i wrte some stupid comments about me looking like blown-out indian, despite being all from kandahar. But it's fine. I don't care that much about it.

Also, are you that jamakzai dude from theapricity? I just want to know, if you know anything to that anthroforum?

I thought you were jamakzai cause of the username similarity xD Never mind then, you might (or might not) be killzai.

[jama0112]

Pretty much not. Well, not when the topic's about non-european thing. But yes, there are racists(and very few, actually. The fun thing is, the racists are mostly southern europeans, such as albanians and spaniards, along with brazillians too, for ome fun reason: but specially th spaniards). But no, the site itself isn't racit, most of the time. Actually, the mst liked members over there are actually a gypsie guy, some kurdish dude, a somilian fella and also maybe some turk dude.

Heck there are more non-european members than actual europeans over there.

[jama0112]

TBH, i actually thought he was a sock-account. He may not be, but it's so ****ing wierd to see some guy having jama in his profile name, despite i was the first one to(probably) have that kind of username on that site. Hell, it's not even an username i made up, but rather some username the schoolsystem gave me. Either it's concidence or maybe he has just seen my username, before i got banned(for some odd reason).

If you want to believe i'm killzai's sock account, it's fine. Your choice. I don't care.

[salman47]

Nope, you obviously haven't met them in that case. They all identify as Turks and many are even Pan-Turkists.

But the ones on Quora say they are? I dont know..
Well my Azeri friends say something else(Turks)...

[maneatinglizard]

Woo boy, looks like we have yet another story about Indic "Pashtuns."

Two identities, twice the pride: The Pashtun Sikhs of Nankana Saheb | Pakistan Today

Basically it's a story of Punjabi Sikhs who lived in KP/FATA and have moved back to Punjab, but claim to be Pashtuns. This is despite the fact that they all have Punjabi names, look like Punjabis, and don't otherwise seem to resemble Pashtuns in any way but language.

Some highlights:

We’ve lived alongside our Pashtun brothers since we first settled in the tribal region and other parts of Khyber Pakhtunkhwa in 1872

My family was among the first families which migrated to Nankana Sahib and Hasanabdal in 1972.

So these Punjabis were only living among Pashtuns for around a century (many of them even less, as many moved away near the time of the partition), and yet that was enough for them to still claim Pashtun identity almost 50 years later?

We are Pashtuns, our forefathers and our next generations all will remain wedded to Pashtunwali.

Sure buddy. Do KP Sikhs even follow Pashtunwali? I don't think the ones in Afghanistan do, and I highly doubt they continue to practice it now that they've moved back to Punjab.

Even our relatives who’ve migrated to Delhi take pride in being called Pashtun Sikhs, and many others who’ve kept Pashto alive in faraway lands. It’s a matter of pride for them when they tell others where they’ve come from. The Pashtun aura has a mystical charm to it

The crux of the matter, and it's coming directly from the horse's mouth. At least he's honest about why they hold onto Pashtun identity. Whenever this is mentioned to to the many Indics on the internet who have red-haired Pashtun grandmothers, they always deny it and claim there's nothing special about Pashtuns (which then begs the question: why associate yourself with an identity if there's no reason to?).

By the way, the author of the piece is apparently "Khan Shehram Eusufzye." Anyone recognize this name? The spelling seems pretty odd for an actual Pashtun, and I've noticed that Yusufzai seems to be one of the most popular tribes for fake Pashtuns to claim, so I'm wondering if this guy is really Pashtun or yet another cosplaying Indian.

[Ambatin]

Wait, really? Holy ****.
Why can't indians just love themselves?

It's good thing they don't love themselves. more power to pakistan

[Sarbani]

"Punjabi-speaking Pakhtuns"

Multi-tongued: Peshawar’s happy Hindus and Sikhs - The Express Tribune

“This switching of three languages is a routine practice. Many of us have never been to Lahore but we speak Punjabi. In most cases, our forefathers migrated to Peshawar some three or four generations ago. Since then we have been living here. We are Christians. We are Pakhtun but our association with Punjabi language is intact. It’s what we speak at our homes,” explained Pervaiz Arthur, one of the local Christians at the church.

LOL, so black untouchable Chura Christians from Punjab are now Pashtun? xD

While generally Peshawar isn’t considered a safe city, the minorities living in Peshawar think otherwise. There are three main minorities living in Peshawar: Hindus, Sikhs and Christians. They have one thing in common: Punjabi. All of them say they are proud Punjabi-speaking Pakhtun and feel safer in Peshawar than any other part of the country.

Why of all ethnic groups did we have to neighbors Indics??? Why couldn't we have Thais as our neighbors instead?

Tolerance towards minorities in Khyber-Pakthunkhwa, particularly in Peshawar, is much greater than in other provinces. Maybe it’s because Pakthun think the people belonging to different religions are also Pakhtun and their brothers.

xD Not even Muslim jolagan are considered Pashtun by Pashtuns of KP.

[Sarbani]

I've noticed that Yusufzai seems to be one of the most popular tribes for fake Pashtuns to claim, so I'm wondering if this guy is really Pashtun or yet another cosplaying Indian.

Same here. Its cause Yusafzais are one of the largest Pashtun tribes (if not the largest) so they think that their claims will seem more realistic if they try to hijack the identity of Yusafzai people.

[Sarbani]

Uber-North Indian looking Indic woman said that she is a Kakar from Quetta. Her family said that they were originally from Punjab and she thought they were Punjabis but then she "found out" she was actually Pashtun and then self-learned Pashto at adulthood. She's lived her whole life in Jaipur, Rajasthan by the way.

Indian Pashto speaker discuss her work - VOA Ashna - YouTube