Amir al Ghaznavi 1000 Post Celebration

[Amir al Ghaznavi]

This is not a sad news, bitch, this is right before your googly eyes and your idiotic smile the ontological transformation of an entire piece of meta-reality that is thus recreated, reinvented in a symbiosis with the beautiful and terrifying unlimited imaginary representations of mankind. What escapes currently to your eyes is the light that accompanies the birth of a myth, a legend, we got to a point of major divergence of history in its Marxist definition, from which we will talk almost empirically about a mega-incommensurability of worlds. An invisible and herculean fence is indeed currently being raised, which will separate through a radical change in the mental structure the Chosen Ones from the Gentiles, and cut into two pieces-literally-the cradle of humanity. From this amputation will emerge a brand new race, superior, which will find in the Prophecy the legitimation of using a process of total meta-xenogenocide of inferior races, parasites and obsoletes, and will represent the ultimate stage in human evolution.

Sardar Ali Jan was given strict instructions not to let any local riff raff inside the palace gates. Someones getting fired over this security breach

*leads this retard into the moutains with promises of chocalate*

*3 gun shots break the silence of the eerie Afghan night*

[randolph85]

i have nothing to say. i just want to be a part of this extravagant bonanza.

[Michin Khel]

*enters the thread in a long procession of Elephants carrying Indian spices, Camels carrying Arabian goods and horses carrying fine Persian damsels*

*gracefully sits upon his throne*

Greetings my beautiful Pakhtanuh,

It was over a year ago, that the Amir stumbled upon this forum, with 13 hungry Kakars armed only with Jezails, a wild dishevelled bunch, having barely survived the treck through the Hindu Kush

The Amir has now established himself on this forum, and his 1000 majestic posts speak to his pre eminence.

To celebrate this momentous occasion, the Amir has decided to present gifts and goods to all of his friends, rivals and anonymous subjects

To Admin Khan, I present my eternal respect and admiration for creating this website. At 10 pm, my gift to you will be knocking on your door. Stay strapped, homie.

To BLS, I present a glorious Toque, stiched from the hairs of a thousand Sindhi women. Bundle up, nigga. That Alberta weather is the only thing more colder than my heart

To Barakzai Abdali, I present a bottle of Jack Daniels Black Label. Two Wardags lost their lives smuggling a stash over from Kabul. Do not let them die in vain.

To Levanaye Zalmai and Soldat Amir. I present a DVD, of Ahmad Deedats finest lectures. As a bonus, I also included a Hamza Yusuf cassette.

To Da Zahro Jaam, I present an 8x11 picture of the Amir, rubbing his chin in deep thought. I hope this picture will inspire you to accomplish your dreams.

To SkimitarEdge, I present the finest 14 year old opiate bride I could find in Nangarhar. I aint asking no questions.....

To Alchemist, I present to you a bronze statue of Amir Muawiya.

To Shebaz Khan and Nokia Apridy, I present a giant picture of Loy Afghanistan. Hang it proudly.

To Adam Yusufzai, I present an ounce of that Super Kush, to wake those little lungs of yours up

To Keesh, I present 2pacs Greatest Hits. Learn and appreciate my son.

To Laila, I present a copy of my scribes well received manual "Pashto 101". The first sentence to memorize is the easiest. "Amir Saheb der Khaista da, Khudai di wubakhi"

To Al Hanif, Al Arab etc, I present to you a picture of a Palestinian. Hold on to it, because in 25 yrs, there will be no such thing as a Palestinian.

To Graveyard of Empires, I present to you, your freedom. Remove those bracelets from your ankles, no more dancing and late nights for you. You are free to leave, I just hope you can still sit properly.

To Luffy, I present to you the most voluptious Nursing Aid, this side of the Indus. Do not over work her my brother.

Verily, the Amir is a vassal of Allahs mercy and wrath, and I hope a lesson can be learned from his charity, piety and humility.

*Opens a bottle of Zinfandel with Mostafa1919's mouth*

To another 1000 posts............

lol khanda nade sheen krrama. Mubarka de sha

[Levanaye Zalmaye]

*enters the thread in a long procession of Elephants carrying Indian spices, Camels carrying Arabian goods and horses carrying fine Persian damsels*

*gracefully sits upon his throne*

Greetings my beautiful Pakhtanuh,

It was over a year ago, that the Amir stumbled upon this forum, with 13 hungry Kakars armed only with Jezails, a wild dishevelled bunch, having barely survived the treck through the Hindu Kush

The Amir has now established himself on this forum, and his 1000 majestic posts speak to his pre eminence.

To celebrate this momentous occasion, the Amir has decided to present gifts and goods to all of his friends, rivals and anonymous subjects

To Levanaye Zalmai and Soldat Amir. I present a DVD, of Ahmad Deedats finest lectures. As a bonus, I also included a Hamza Yusuf cassette.

Hahahaha! And I graciously accept your most.. um..thoughtful gifts!

[AFG21]

LOL you really have much time on your hands Amir, are you unimployed?

[Tjanaparh]

No , he took holidays to celebrate his 1000th posting

[al-arab]

2pac Junior:

Small correction. Al Hanif was not Arabic but Berber. That's not the same.

About our brother's the Palestinians. There are more Palestinians than Jews so I doubt that claim

[JAMALUDEEN]

Your greatest achievement in life...

[KhyberKhan]

http 404 khyberkhan not found

[Alchemist]

lol

[graveyardofempires]

*enters the thread in a long procession of Elephants carrying Indian spices, Camels carrying Arabian goods and horses carrying fine Persian damsels*

*gracefully sits upon his throne*

Greetings my beautiful Pakhtanuh,

It was over a year ago, that the Amir stumbled upon this forum, with 13 hungry Kakars armed only with Jezails, a wild dishevelled bunch, having barely survived the treck through the Hindu Kush

The Amir has now established himself on this forum, and his 1000 majestic posts speak to his pre eminence.

To celebrate this momentous occasion, the Amir has decided to present gifts and goods to all of his friends, rivals and anonymous subjects

To Admin Khan, I present my eternal respect and admiration for creating this website. At 10 pm, my gift to you will be knocking on your door. Stay strapped, homie.

To BLS, I present a glorious Toque, stiched from the hairs of a thousand Sindhi women. Bundle up, nigga. That Alberta weather is the only thing more colder than my heart

To Barakzai Abdali, I present a bottle of Jack Daniels Black Label. Two Wardags lost their lives smuggling a stash over from Kabul. Do not let them die in vain.

To Levanaye Zalmai and Soldat Amir. I present a DVD, of Ahmad Deedats finest lectures. As a bonus, I also included a Hamza Yusuf cassette.

To Da Zahro Jaam, I present an 8x11 picture of the Amir, rubbing his chin in deep thought. I hope this picture will inspire you to accomplish your dreams.

To SkimitarEdge, I present the finest 14 year old opiate bride I could find in Nangarhar. I aint asking no questions.....

To Alchemist, I present to you a bronze statue of Amir Muawiya.

To Shebaz Khan and Nokia Apridy, I present a giant picture of Loy Afghanistan. Hang it proudly.

To Adam Yusufzai, I present an ounce of that Super Kush, to wake those little lungs of yours up

To Keesh, I present 2pacs Greatest Hits. Learn and appreciate my son.

To Laila, I present a copy of my scribes well received manual "Pashto 101". The first sentence to memorize is the easiest. "Amir Saheb der Khaista da, Khudai di wubakhi"

To Al Hanif, Al Arab etc, I present to you a picture of a Palestinian. Hold on to it, because in 25 yrs, there will be no such thing as a Palestinian.

To Graveyard of Empires, I present to you, My most beloved item these bracelets which i had on my ankles many late nights dancing for warlords and druglords, no more dancing for me as you can see now im a full time male prostitute for this thinktank .

To Luffy, I present to you the most voluptious Nursing Aid, this side of the Indus. Do not over work her my brother.

Verily, the Amir is a vassal of Allahs mercy and wrath, and I hope a lesson can be learned from his charity, piety and humility.

*Opens a bottle of Zinfandel with Mostafa1919's mouth*

To another 1000 posts............

you may keep them.

btw ive found a video of you and your whole gang when you were little niggas.

Are You My Daddy??? - YouTube

[Amir al Ghaznavi]

^ poor graveyard here has been traumatized from his late nights with Dastagir. This same clown makes references to NWA but is a hip hop fan himself. He makes reference to think tanks, but ive done more for the anti war cause then he has.

Perhaps Barakzai Abdali saheb can prescribe some medication for this obviously abused and traumatized child

[BarakzaiAbdali]

Lol. Oh Amir-e-PF, I thought it was a nice batch of finely brewed Iced Tea when i saw it. The Jack Daniels label was missing... I assume the Wardags had to tear it off to get it across the border. Just as I was about to enjoy a brisk brewed taste on the palace grounds, or so I thought, I was accosted. Toramana got me in a full nelson, Maseed chloroformed me, and Lavanaay Zalmaay made off with bottle. They were mumbling something about how the Deedat tapes would be now more enjoyable since this would go along with the chars and bang they stole from Adam Yusufzai. Now it makes sense.

[BarakzaiAbdali]

Oh wait... whats that in the sky above the royal Amir's palace?

[BarakzaiAbdali]

Oh @#$#@