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*enters the thread in a long procession of Elephants carrying Indian spices, Camels carrying Arabian goods and horses carrying fine Persian damsels*
*gracefully sits upon his throne*
Greetings my beautiful Pakhtanuh,
It was over a year ago, that the Amir stumbled upon this forum, with 13 hungry Kakars armed only with Jezails, a wild dishevelled bunch, having barely survived the treck through the Hindu Kush
The Amir has now established himself on this forum, and his 1000 majestic posts speak to his pre eminence.
To celebrate this momentous occasion, the Amir has decided to present gifts and goods to all of his friends, rivals and anonymous subjects
To Admin Khan, I present my eternal respect and admiration for creating this website. At 10 pm, my gift to you will be knocking on your door. Stay strapped, homie.
To BLS, I present a glorious Toque, stiched from the hairs of a thousand Sindhi women. Bundle up, nigga. That Alberta weather is the only thing more colder than my heart
To Barakzai Abdali, I present a bottle of Jack Daniels Black Label. Two Wardags lost their lives smuggling a stash over from Kabul. Do not let them die in vain.
To Levanaye Zalmai and Soldat Amir. I present a DVD, of Ahmad Deedats finest lectures. As a bonus, I also included a Hamza Yusuf cassette.
To Da Zahro Jaam, I present an 8x11 picture of the Amir, rubbing his chin in deep thought. I hope this picture will inspire you to accomplish your dreams.
To SkimitarEdge, I present the finest 14 year old opiate bride I could find in Nangarhar. I aint asking no questions.....
To Alchemist, I present to you a bronze statue of Amir Muawiya.
To Shebaz Khan and Nokia Apridy, I present a giant picture of Loy Afghanistan. Hang it proudly.
To Adam Yusufzai, I present an ounce of that Super Kush, to wake those little lungs of yours up
To Keesh, I present 2pacs Greatest Hits. Learn and appreciate my son.
To Laila, I present a copy of my scribes well received manual "Pashto 101". The first sentence to memorize is the easiest. "Amir Saheb der Khaista da, Khudai di wubakhi"
To Al Hanif, Al Arab etc, I present to you a picture of a Palestinian. Hold on to it, because in 25 yrs, there will be no such thing as a Palestinian.
To Graveyard of Empires, I present to you, your freedom. Remove those bracelets from your ankles, no more dancing and late nights for you. You are free to leave, I just hope you can still sit properly.
To Luffy, I present to you the most voluptious Nursing Aid, this side of the Indus. Do not over work her my brother.
Verily, the Amir is a vassal of Allahs mercy and wrath, and I hope a lesson can be learned from his charity, piety and humility.
*Opens a bottle of Zinfandel with Mostafa1919's mouth*
To another 1000 posts............
*gracefully sits upon his throne*
Greetings my beautiful Pakhtanuh,
It was over a year ago, that the Amir stumbled upon this forum, with 13 hungry Kakars armed only with Jezails, a wild dishevelled bunch, having barely survived the treck through the Hindu Kush
The Amir has now established himself on this forum, and his 1000 majestic posts speak to his pre eminence.
To celebrate this momentous occasion, the Amir has decided to present gifts and goods to all of his friends, rivals and anonymous subjects
To Admin Khan, I present my eternal respect and admiration for creating this website. At 10 pm, my gift to you will be knocking on your door. Stay strapped, homie.
To BLS, I present a glorious Toque, stiched from the hairs of a thousand Sindhi women. Bundle up, nigga. That Alberta weather is the only thing more colder than my heart
To Barakzai Abdali, I present a bottle of Jack Daniels Black Label. Two Wardags lost their lives smuggling a stash over from Kabul. Do not let them die in vain.
To Levanaye Zalmai and Soldat Amir. I present a DVD, of Ahmad Deedats finest lectures. As a bonus, I also included a Hamza Yusuf cassette.
To Da Zahro Jaam, I present an 8x11 picture of the Amir, rubbing his chin in deep thought. I hope this picture will inspire you to accomplish your dreams.
To SkimitarEdge, I present the finest 14 year old opiate bride I could find in Nangarhar. I aint asking no questions.....
To Alchemist, I present to you a bronze statue of Amir Muawiya.
To Shebaz Khan and Nokia Apridy, I present a giant picture of Loy Afghanistan. Hang it proudly.
To Adam Yusufzai, I present an ounce of that Super Kush, to wake those little lungs of yours up
To Keesh, I present 2pacs Greatest Hits. Learn and appreciate my son.
To Laila, I present a copy of my scribes well received manual "Pashto 101". The first sentence to memorize is the easiest. "Amir Saheb der Khaista da, Khudai di wubakhi"
To Al Hanif, Al Arab etc, I present to you a picture of a Palestinian. Hold on to it, because in 25 yrs, there will be no such thing as a Palestinian.
To Graveyard of Empires, I present to you, your freedom. Remove those bracelets from your ankles, no more dancing and late nights for you. You are free to leave, I just hope you can still sit properly.
To Luffy, I present to you the most voluptious Nursing Aid, this side of the Indus. Do not over work her my brother.
Verily, the Amir is a vassal of Allahs mercy and wrath, and I hope a lesson can be learned from his charity, piety and humility.
*Opens a bottle of Zinfandel with Mostafa1919's mouth*
To another 1000 posts............
i dont get a gift..
haha
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