dedicated to shamlawar, barakzai and other *******s like them.

[BarakzaiAbdali]

Trump is going to deport him, lol

Dont get too excited Paisha Kuni. They aint gonna send me to your red light district. And even if they did, there would be no way on God's green earth I would finance your perv occupation of being the the most prolific jiggalo on earth.

Also, I think Donald is into women so I doubt he will ditch his wife and take up your menu of services either.

[DaZahroJaam.]

First of all, stop calling teenagers konies in my thread. You are a grown assed man, not some 17 year old gangster wannabe. Act your age.
Secondly, did you just gloat over the fact that with every passing day, a more pure breed of donkey is being produced and introduced to the afghan society?? Did you just take pride in that?? You have no class. If it were up to me, I will make sure that no donkey like you or the so called 16 year old that I have apparently bullied, ever lives long enough to infiltrate humanity with another naswar addicted, lice trinkling ******* child of yours with a donkey's brain for a head.
The jar of jam was meant for the maggots over his grave, not him.

[BarakzaiAbdali]

First of all, stop calling teenagers konies in my thread. You are a grown assed man, not some 17 year old gangster wannabe. Act your age.

LOOOOOL coming from the girl who referred to a 16 year old girl as a "stupid b--itch" and relished her demise - thats a pot kettle anaology in action right there my dear.
I'll act my age when you develop reason and an evidence basis for your stupid opinions appropriate for your age. Until then, he is and will be a koni, and you a parsibaan.

Secondly, did you just gloat over the fact that with every passing day, a more pure breed of donkey is being produced and introduced to the afghan society??

There is that denial chip activating in your brain. The point was that your desire to make sure every Afghan villager reads the same cliche poetry and retarded books (and perhaps misconceptions of those texts messages) as you using bombs and cluster munitions ala harper is not working.

Did you just take pride in that??

No, I am in chagrin that someone can be so retarded to simply think that her daddy's parsiban biases are completely accurate so as to parrot them

You have no class.

LOOOOOOOOL, says the girl that created a thread in histrionics and hysterics about some wierd issues with RTR.

If it were up to me, I will make sure that no donkey like you or the so called 16 year old that I have apparently bullied, ever lives long enough to infiltrate humanity with another naswar addicted, lice trinkling ******* child of yours with a donkey's brain for a head.

Ahem, there are figurative donkeys madame, but I fear that there are also literal donkey faces.... per your offense at women being beautiful as a distraction from ideas (a rather asecular and foolish assessment I might add) I suspect your genetics predisposes you to appear like the animal you so malign. That being said, donkeys are great animals. Even Jesus is depicted as riding into Jerusalem on a donkey. Sadly though, ideas can change... genetics however can only be addressed by a plastic surgeon (I can set up a referral).




The jar of jam was meant for the maggots over his grave, not him.

Still an act of love and devotion since youd be visting his grave.

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[Khostai]

Dont get too excited Paisha Kuni. They aint gonna send me to your red light district. And even if they did, there would be no way on God's green earth I would finance your perv occupation of being the the most prolific jiggalo on earth.

Also, I think Donald is into women so I doubt he will ditch his wife and take up your menu of services either.

[DaZahroJaam.]

in the spirit of it being the holiday season and you recently having become an orphan (mansour is dead), i have decided to buy you a gift. now it's for you to decide whether you want the one that jingles as you walk or the blue one because let's face it, the red or green wont go well with your green ogre like skin complexion...don't be shy.

[BarakzaiAbdali]

in the spirit of it being the holiday season

I grant you that...For lechers, khaynaan, and parsibaan pervs its all about chasing Easter bunnies and making new years resolutions. For the rest of us, the holiday was in September.

and you recently having become an orphan (mansour is dead),

I knew that you were all about celebrating uniformed thugs beating up village girls and turning them into paraplegics - but now you're even after the orphans? Egads lady, you're like a bizarro combination of Imelda Marcos and Tunisian First Lady Leila Zine Ali Abidine Ben Ali

i have decided to buy you a gift.

Thats sweet, we've come so far in this journey- exchanging gifts and all. I'll be taking a short sojourn in Vancouver in the near future - to do Alpine skiing... you dont even have to gift wrap the new poles you bought me.

now it's for you to decide whether you want the one that jingles as you walk (that doesnt sound like a set of ski poles) or the blue one because let's face it, the red or green wont go well with your green ogre like skin complexion

Hahahahahaha, may I remind you about your own hadith-e-DZJ: "I have a wierd face but men will take me seriously because of it and judge me for my ideas demarcating me as a superior woman."

Now mind you, its you that emphasized that point about yourself, not I.

With that strange correlation you proposed, I hope you have a very very pretty face because your ideas, conclusions and ideologies are so retarded that if I were you - I would far prefer anyone listening to them focused on anything but them.

My concern or running theory though is that you may suffer from the double hit of both afflications.

...don't be shy.

We are past that point - there is nothing wrong with saying "Barakzai, I missed you."

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[DaZahroJaam.]

Some people are predictable like those dogs that chase imaginary bones when you play fetch with them. You put all sorts of ideas out there and they run after the ones that seem most tasty to them. You can gather so much about what it is that they stand for by observing them like that. Sometimes I wish I could run you off a cliff with a pretend dogy snack of a bone.
We all know how quickly you will run after that.

[BarakzaiAbdali]

Some people are predictable

I look at it as reliability as opposed to predictability.

like those dogs that chase imaginary bones when you play fetch with them.

Goal oriented behavior is not a bad trait that accomplished humans share with others in the animal kingdom.

I like your metaphor because it complements my metaphor of you and your ideas symbolized by the static donkey finding its way to the salt lick and standing still - enthralled by the salt lick but making no forward progress.

You put all sorts of ideas out there

Correction, you put one idea out there... "all sorts" is grade inflation.

and they run after the ones that seem most tasty to them.

This is now thoroughly convoluted and disturbing ... are you the dog, are we the dogs, or you the dog and I the idea?

You can gather so much about what it is that they stand for by observing them like that.

Thats a contradiction in your metaphor since it implies simplicity at the get go but now you are implying more intricacy. This is why I always tell you to think twice about what you are trying to convey.

Sometimes I wish I could run you off a cliff with a pretend dogy snack of a bone.

If I have skis on, that would be an enjoyable experience for the both of us.

We all know how quickly you will run after that.

I can run a reasonably fast mile... but how do you know the better part of valor is not running away from you since in this metaphor we can assume that the bone is either a beautiful face or beautiful ideas... which you claimed you had neither of?

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[DaZahroJaam.]

Dont get philosophical about it. I am going to make it seem like I have a snack in my fist and throw it in to the distance. You are going to run and land your ass in the ditch. Whether I actually have a snack in my fist or not, does not concern you.

[BarakzaiAbdali]

Dont get philosophical about it.

This is sort of reminiscent of your "one ought not study things in depth lest one find out one's views are retarded" approach to life.

I am going to make it seem like I have a snack in my fist

Fess up, the real reason there is no snack... is that you ate it... like you do all those bon bons.

and throw it in to the distance.

You throw like a girl (kidding).

You are going to run and land your ass in the ditch.

The fact that we take this time together should not be construed as jumping in a ditch. Why are you consistently putting yourself down? First you make fun of your own face... now you refer to this quality time as "a$$ in a ditch"?

Whether I actually have a snack in my fist or not, does not concern you.

You're the one that complained about the weight issues... not me. I like you just the way you are.

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