((-_-))) j o k e s

[shehram]

pa de modern zamana ke KHANDA da had na ziyata grana shawe da
Har insaaan pa tension ke da
belkeh mashooman ham pa tension ke deee
competition pa schools , college university aw bya da service aw bia da kha koor jeenai kato
bya da koor wala da beshmeera marazoono aw bia da mashoomano da taleem tension
Aakhir sterge ye pate shee aw bya ham da Janat aw da dozakh tension hahahaha
no razai che pa mufto ke bilkull free ookhandoo delta sa jokes leekai aw da joona ba ham khoshaleegee aw
zamoong tension ba ham lag kameegee
da zrra da khlasa yawa Qahqaha 5 km mande barabar da kha exersise da hahahahah




Zama zoy ahmed

da shpe zma saka raghloo aw mata ye wayal Babajan nan ba za tasara pa bed ooda keegam zaka che bala wraz zama UK ta flight woo ma wayal kha da ooda sha kho ma ta ba yaw joke awray no hagha da joke rata auwe hahahahahahahahahah

Ustaz mashoomano ta A B C khayal
sa pa de tareeqa
A for Apple
B for Book
C for Cat

aw daghase M for Man
sajid tre tapoos ookrro sir Da Man sa ta wayee
Ustaz : Sarree ta Man wayee laka da Asghar plar ham yaw sarray da

aw bya ye werta ter Z poore tool words ookhayal
bala wraz da halakano na A B C awrawal aw yaw yaw na ba ye tapoos kawoo che A for no student ba jawab werkawaloo Apple

aw che W ta raooraseedo no da sajid na ye tapoos ookrroo sajid W stand what for ?

Sajid laka da nokia Afridi deer nalayeqa woo
wayl ustaz ji lagee kho da Asghar plar
kho paroon ye khpe khkata ve
aw nan ye khpe asman ta neewale dee

[IamDZJ]

your child comes up to you to tell you a joke like that and not only are you laughing but you also find it necessary to share it with others..? speaking of tension..

[Feroz Afridi]

pa de modern zamana ke KHANDA da had na ziyata grana shawe da


aw che W ta raooraseedo no da sajid na ye tapoos ookrroo sajid W stand what for ?

Sajid laka da nokia Afridi deer nalayeqa woo
wayl ustaz ji lagee kho da Asghar moor
kho paroon ye khpe khkata ve
aw nan ye khpe asman ta neewale dee

Inna Lillahe Wa Inna Alaihe Rajehoon.
Lateef yawa jumala wa aw ta pe sam 2000 words mazmoon waleeko.
da dey wayee da wrana mashoora.

[shehram]

Brighton lala da sta zoy da?

yes shlombay da zama zoyay da
kho shetanat deer kawee hahahahha

[shehram]

your child comes up to you to tell you a joke like that and not only are you laughing but you also find it necessary to share it with others..? speaking of tension..

Da har insaan khpla yaw soch da
pa de age ke zama aw zama da bachee de khabare ta soch na woo
za kha da ta yakdam de khwa soch larroo aw ma zar change krralo

deera manana

[Nokia_Apridy]

HaHaha.............Lala haga da Gul khan mor wala hem waleka..ha

Yu 1 Angraz Pukhtun ta Chay

Wht is ur name ?

Pukhtun :Tuesday Garden

Angraiz : Wht ?

Pukhtun : Daosa ! Mangal Bagh yam........

[Yousafzai Pakhtun]

Da yo Mullah kara da gawandyano charga(Hen) raaghla, da Mullah khazey raatenga kra au halala ye kra.....chey Kala Mullah kor ta raaghlo noo pukhtana ye okra chey sa' paakha' dee, khazey warta qeesa tera kra.....Mullah prey ghussa okra chey daa kho harama shwa za' ye na' khoram.....Khazey warta owwey chey ka' praday charga harama da kho Masala, au ghwaree kho zamong khpal dee au halal dee khair dey khorwa ye okhora......
Mullah saib daa khabara khwakha shwa au khazey ta ye owwey chey za sirf khorwa trey rata rawachawa.......Chey kala Khazey ye pa samsay key khorwa taali ta rachawala noo da charg hadokey humm warsara plate ta raprewato.....Khazey ye zar hagha hadokey uchat kro chey wapas ye katway ke wachavee zaka chey hagha baqol da Mullah saib haram woo.....kho Mullah saib prey zar ghag oko chey pa khpala raprewazee hagha hadokey pregda hagha halal dey......
Khazey warta owwey chey noo daa charga kho humm khpala mong kara raghaley wa......
Mullah saib uwwey noo marhey bya kho halala daa rawra ye chey khoro ye......

[Nokia_Apridy]

HaHaHa...........da tek PAZAL Rehman wo......

[Feroz Afridi]

pa de modern zamana ke khanda da had na ziyata grana shawe da
har insaaan pa tension ke da
belkeh mashooman ham pa tension ke deee
competition pa schools , college university aw bya da service aw bia da kha koor jeenai kato
bya da koor wala da beshmeera marazoono aw bia da mashoomano da taleem tension
aakhir sterge ye pate shee aw bya ham da janat aw da dozakh tension hahahaha
no razai che pa mufto ke bilkull free ookhandoo delta sa jokes leekai aw da joona ba ham khoshaleegee aw
zamoong tension ba ham lag kameegee
da zrra da khlasa yawa qahqaha 5 km mande barabar da kha exersise da hahahahah




zama zoy ahmed

da shpe zma saka raghloo aw mata ye wayal babajan nan ba za tasara pa bed ooda keegam zaka che bala wraz zama uk ta flight woo ma wayal kha da ooda sha kho ma ta ba yaw joke awray no hagha da joke rata auwe hahahahahahahahahah

ustaz mashoomano ta a b c khayal
sa pa de tareeqa
a for apple
b for book
c for cat

aw daghase m for man
sajid tre tapoos ookrro sir da man sa ta wayee
ustaz : Sarree ta man wayee laka da asghar plar ham yaw sarray da

aw bya ye werta ter z poore tool words ookhayal
bala wraz da halakano na a b c awrawal aw yaw yaw na ba ye tapoos kawoo che a for no student ba jawab werkawaloo apple

aw che w ta raooraseedo no da sajid na ye tapoos ookrroo sajid w stand what for ?

sajid laka da nokia afridi deer nalayeqa woo
wayl ustaz ji lagee kho da asghar plar
kho paroon ye khpe khkata ve
aw nan ye khpe asman ta neewale dee

هلکه ته خو د پښتو فلمونو کهاني نويس يا فلمساز ښکارې چې کهاني او مکالمې د ټولې د سنسر کيدلو اړتيا لري۔

[shehram]

very funny Shehram. Is your name Brighton?

yes

[Nokia_Apridy]

Da Yo Alak
Sher Mamad...........
....NoOm Wo..

Mor Ye Peshmani Ta PasawO
Nawahta Wo Pe Taadi K Waye Warta

Paasa Paish Maamada Shairmanay Oka

[Yousafzai Pakhtun]

Yo mullah da jummey pa wraz yawey loyey majmey ta taqreer kawoo...Da jannat au dozak khabarey keday....Mullah saahib der pa jazbaato ke raaghaley wooo au kha pa zora lagya woo....kho chey khalqo ta ye katal noo aksar khalaq hagha' ta mutawaja na' woo sirf yo sarhey ye pa nazar sho chey hagha' pa kras kras jaral....Chey kala taqreer khatam sho au khalaq laaral no Mullah saib hagha sarhi ta owwey yo ta' sahi musalman ye au zama taqreer ta dey soch wo zaka dey ojaral daa nor khalq kho tash kadwaan dee.....
Hagha sarhi owwey Mullah saib sa' ba owwaim kho khabara daa che zama yo Cheley woo che oss wafat shawey dey da hagha' geera hubahu staso da dey pa shaan wa, noo che kala taaso taqreer kawoo au geera mo khwazeda noo maata khpal marhoom cheley rapayad sho noo jaraw raaghla.......

[Nokia_Apridy]

Pa yao kale ke gham shwe wo.
khalq dua la ratlal yao nare sarre pa kat k nast wo
yao palawan raghlo da haga sara khwa ta kenasto
da palawan kwnate da nare sarre da pasa sho
nare sarre da der taklif na da dua dapara las poorta krrl
ao wi wail…

kwanate ba ocht ko..

[Nokia_Apridy]

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Dasi Gad wad khob me Oledo che,

Hilal committee waye che,

da zaly Akhtar nishta,

“Miyasht” selab ory da,

[shehram]

pa yao kale ke gham shwe wo.

khalq dua la ratlal yao nare sarre pa kat k nast wo
yao palawan raghlo da haga sara khwa ta kenasto
da palawan kwnate da nare sarre da pasa sho
nare sarre da der taklif na da dua dapara las poorta krrl
ao wi wail…

kwanate ba ocht ko..

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