you come home after 10 hours of not having any food and are starving but are told not to touch the fridge and spoil your appetite because pizza is on the way...after what seems like forever, the freaking pizza arrives. by the time someone hands a plate to you, a stupid cousin the existence of whom you had almost convinced yourself to have been imaginary calls from across the globe to catch up on things that you couldn't give a rat's ass about...45 minutes later, the pizza is cold as hell and looks like a mess since you picked on the toppings while she was blabbering on and on and on..
about things that ( once again) you don't give a rat's tush about. you are no longer hungry and you have stared at the damn thing with resentment for such a long time that you don't want to see another slice of pizza for the rest of your life.
about things that ( once again) you don't give a rat's tush about. you are no longer hungry and you have stared at the damn thing with resentment for such a long time that you don't want to see another slice of pizza for the rest of your life.
yummy
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