Indian gems and Pakistani rhetorical pearls

[maneatinglizard]

Iranians getting a small taste of what we have to deal with. The context is the recent attacks in India and Iran that were committed by groups with ties to the Paki establishment. Naturally, Indians and Pakistanis flocked to Iranian forums to suck up them and either pile on (Indians) or do damage control (Pakistanis), and ended up flooding them with mudslinging fights between each other.

Perhaps the funniest part is that the Pakistanis doubled down and used the thread to cry about the fact that the OP used “Pakis” to refer to them:



The rest of the thread: Indians and Pakis take your drama elsewhere. : iranian

The saddest thing is that most of the Desis on that sub were doing nothing but sucking up to the Iranians. It must suck to butter them up for so long only for all that good will to come crashing down due to a pathological need to argue with any Desi from another country.

[Friends of Baloch]

The online chest thumping from these puny, smelly pakis in reaction to statements made by Iran's top military leaders are hilarious: Maj Gen. Soleimani Cautions Pakistani Government




PressTV-Iran's Soleimani: Saudis seek to destroy Pakistan


Gen. Soleimani Cautions Pakistan to Stop Terrorists along Borders with Iran


Pakiland has made a very dangerous situation for itself long term

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

Pakistanis are at it again... let the self hatred flow

This one was caught posing as an Egyptian

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

And here is our Paki wonder, trying desperately to weasal out of it but getting called on their baloney.

[maneatinglizard]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/india-strikes-kashmir-militants-in-pakistani-territory.101952/

Insane nationalist Indics spaz out over each other on an ultra-liberal gaming forum. Nothing particularly interesting, I’m just surprised they can’t control their stupidity and intense need to argue even on a forum full of white nerds that mostly just talk about games and movies.

They’re probably going to end up banned lol.

[Friends of Baloch]

1) Paki goes to enormous but futile cut-and-past length to link 'Scythians' to Pakiland.

Link: https://defence.pk/pdf/threads/the-s...e-huns.610977/

2) Pakis/Indians get triggered by article questioning why Arabs and Iranians are considered "White" by the US government for statistical purposes. They dont read the article just the headline and chimp out in a frenzy of racial inferiority complex envy.

Link: https://defence.pk/pdf/threads/are-a...-times.610646/

One very odious paki in particular is trying to pass himself off as a Turk in that topic but is an obvious, straight up "punjab"

[maneatinglizard]

If not for their names most Iranians would pass as white

A Paki who has never seen an Iranian. Then again a lot of Punjabis seem to think that Pashtuns all look like Northern Europeans too, so I'm not sure where this odd misconception comes from.

Alhamdullilah , thankfully we Pakistanis (atleast 99.99%) of us dont have such racial inferiority complex.

I swear to God, till my late teens i thought white (Europeans not wannabe iranis and arbis) were physically weak people, like sugar cane/billet is after its juice is extracted?

“Caucasian” is basically our facial features. Not complexion.

Yes we are “caucasian” but not “white”.

Yes, Pakistan, the country that has the second highest rate of searching for whitening cream in the world, doesn't have a problem with racial inferiority complexes. Pakistan is not the country where like half the population has made up ancestries right?

[maneatinglizard]

Those defence.pk threads reminded me of something:

What's up with Pakistani media whitewashing Pakis like crazy? Are they really so obsessed with looking light-skinned?

Here's a picture of Imran Khan posted by someone in that defence.pk thread (I believe it comes from Samaa TV):



And here's another from Khyber News:



Compare that to one from AP:



Look at the way they've completely changed the color of his lips in their shoddy photoshop job lol.

And if anyone thinks it's just a matter of lighting, here's a pic of Khan together with Muhammad bin Salman (taken by AFP):



The photo clearly shows that Muhammad bin Salman, who is himself not light-skinned, is lighter than Imran Khan, and yet we somehow have tons of Pakistani pictures of Imran Khan depicting him as quite pale.

[Friends of Baloch]

What's up with Pakistani media whitewashing Pakis like crazy? Are they really so obsessed with looking light-skinned?

LOL. The entirety of paki/indian media is like that. Films, TV, advertising, newspapers/magazines etc They all use unnaturally bright lighting and image editing to try and make their people appear 'light skinned'.

One of the most blatant examples of this was that former paki Foreign Minister which the paki media always tried to present looking like this:




But in reality this is her:




See how ashamed and inferior pakis feel about being a dark skinned race of Hindu Dalits.

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

Those defence.pk threads reminded me of something:

What's up with Pakistani media whitewashing Pakis like crazy? Are they really so obsessed with looking light-skinned?

Here's a picture of Imran Khan posted by someone in that defence.pk thread (I believe it comes from Samaa TV):

The photo clearly shows that Muhammad bin Salman, who is himself not light-skinned, is lighter than Imran Khan, and yet we somehow have tons of Pakistani pictures of Imran Khan depicting him as quite pale.

They're definitely changing the light filters on Imran Khan'a photos but at his darkest, he looks more tanned than anything.

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

But in reality this is her:




See how ashamed and inferior pakis feel about being a dark skinned race of Hindu Dalits.

Yes she is clearly a darkie hahaha ....no doubt about that. And she's got a manly voice, it's gross.

[maneatinglizard]

They're definitely changing the light filters on Imran Khan'a photos but at his darkest, he looks more tanned than anything.

It’s not what his actual color is that concerns me, it’s that Pakistani media companies feel the need to lighten every Pakistani they portray. It’s just weird and unnecessary.

Who cares if someone is light or dark? And who do they think they’re fooling? Most people probably think Pakistanis are darker than they actually are, so clearly these pathetic attempts at whitewashing aren’t working anyway.

Side note: all the makeup white people use on camera is embarrassing too. Especially when someone wears clothing that reveals their arms/chest and you can clearly make out where the makeup ends and where their actual skin tone starts.

[Friends of Baloch]

Game of Thrones’ Tyrion Lannister lookalike Pakistan waiter on becoming ‘very famous everywhere’

https://www.scmp.com/lifestyle/entertainment/article/3005855/game-thrones-tyrion-lannister-lookalike-pakistan-waiter

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

Game of Thrones’ Tyrion Lannister lookalike Pakistan waiter on becoming ‘very famous everywhere’

https://www.scmp.com/lifestyle/enter...akistan-waiter

he does look a lot like him though.

[Sarbani]

he does look a lot like him though.

Such features are common to people with dwarfism. There are probably countless other people that look similar to them. Another example of a similar-looking dwarf that comes to mind is Hornswoggle from WWE.