Alternative Universe: What If Afghans/Persians etc.were creepily fixated with Indics?

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

We all know how Indics are creepily obsessed with every other society other than their own and desperately wanting to relate themselves to them. Be it Afghans, Arabs , Persians , Turks or whatever. But what if we lived in an Alternate Universe where everyone was trying everyone was pathetically trying to pass themselves off as Indic and fixated on them? Joining their forums ....claiming some obscure ancient ancestor traveled from India to Saudi Arabia and gave birth to their lineage. The same way Pakis claim to be Part Arab or Mughal or Indians claim to be Aryans. ....calling ourselves "South Asian", the same way Pakis call themselves "Middle Eastern". Where Arabs, Afghans, Persians, or Turks act the way Desis do.

This is more out of amusement to run this satirical thought experiment, since we constantly get flooded by Indic geeks who think we're all chumly with them. I'm sure this will trigger a bunch of Indic trolls from far and wide, so be prepared for blowback hahaha.


[MENTION=17351]Friends of Baloch[/MENTION]
[MENTION=19424]Firdousi[/MENTION]
[MENTION=18842]Samandri[/MENTION]

Let's have some fun with this.

[Kakar-Wardak]

The greatest failure of our ancestors was that they did not convert all these indics to Islam, that way they would be slightly more tolerable.

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

Truth be told, I actually find the Muslim ones are often the most irritating. sad to say.

[Aham Brahmasmi]

Its reality in ASEAN countires.

And only muslims want to belike you. For us you are sub humans be it arab of afghan or iranian. Go to any Indian facebook page or forum and you will see how we treat you or call you.

[Aham Brahmasmi]

The greatest failure of our ancestors was that they did not convert all these indics to Islam, that way they would be slightly more tolerable.

I blame my ancestors fkr same, 500 years of brahmin rule over Afghans and we still failed in civilizing hillbillies

Fekar not as Pakis are doing that for us first Culture later religion.

[Kakar-Wardak]

I blame my ancestors fkr same, 500 years of brahmin rule over Afghans and we still failed in civilizing hillbillies

Fekar not as Pakis are doing that for us first Culture later religion.

Lol brahmin or dalits all are ghulams for us, we sold many of your kind as slaves all over central Asia.

[Elias]

Its reality in ASEAN countires.

And only muslims want to belike you. For us you are sub humans be it arab of afghan or iranian. Go to any Indian facebook page or forum and you will see how we treat you or call you.

Meanwhile you get mocked by us in the internet and real life.

[MENTION=19435]Iblis_Efreetzai[/MENTION] the sad/funny part is majority of indics are already living in the alternate universe you have mentioned.

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

Its reality in ASEAN countires.

And only muslims want to belike you. For us you are sub humans be it arab of afghan or iranian. Go to any Indian facebook page or forum and you will see how we treat you or call you.

Lol Triggered

But the fact is, you're here and we know why you're here, and it has nothing to do with that "enemies closer" nonsense ....you're just a typical Indic :-p

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

I blame my ancestors fkr same, 500 years of brahmin rule over Afghans and we still failed in civilizing hillbillies

Fekar not as Pakis are doing that for us first Culture later religion.

You forget how "Hindu Kush" mountains got their name. Apparently, in India, you have manufactured alternate history to hide painful facts of the past.

[ذو الفقار]

Truth be told, I actually find the Muslim ones are often the most irritating. sad to say.

Truth is you Afghans don't know just how cunning and dangerous Hindus are. You live in your own bubble up in those mountains. You haven't had to live side by side with Hindus and Sikhs or know what its like to be a religious minority living among a nation of idol worshipers. Wake up and smell the coffee, these Hindus and other Kaffirs don't simply hate "Pakistanis" they hate Muslims and hate Islam with a passion. They hate you as well but because you are not as conscious of your Muslim-ness as we are, you are easier to manipulate.

I'm telling you, Hindus are very intelligent and cunning people. India is a rising superpower and its primary foreign policy will be to make as much trouble for Muslims as possible. This is why they have already made a strategic alliance with Israel and moving closer towards America and the West too.

[ذو الفقار]

Btw this obsession with race and ethnicity is something I notice very much with Iranians and Afghans. The rest of the world doesn't care whether you are "Indic" or "Turkic" or "Semitic" or "Dravidian" or "Aryan". This is a worthless pursuit only for satiating the ego but altogether extremely shallow. Do you see Europeans fixated about Nordic and Alpinoid and Dinaric etc.? They have better things to do with their time. In the real world they don't look at you as a Pashtun or Tajik or Iranian. In the real world you are a Muslim and it is based on your Muslim-ness that you will get the short end of the stick.

[Samandri]

Truth is you Afghans don't know just how cunning and dangerous Hindus are. You live in your own bubble up in those mountains. You haven't had to live side by side with Hindus and Sikhs or know what its like to be a religious minority living among a nation of idol worshipers. Wake up and smell the coffee, these Hindus and other Kaffirs don't simply hate "Pakistanis" they hate Muslims and hate Islam with a passion. They hate you as well but because you are not as conscious of your Muslim-ness as we are, you are easier to manipulate.

I'm telling you, Hindus are very intelligent and cunning people. India is a rising superpower and its primary foreign policy will be to make as much trouble for Muslims as possible. This is why they have already made a strategic alliance with Israel and moving closer towards America and the West too.

Pashtuns should be more wary of Hindustanis of low cunning, carrying the Muslim tag.

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

Btw this obsession with race and ethnicity is something I notice very much with Iranians and Afghans. The rest of the world doesn't care whether you are "Indic" or "Turkic" or "Semitic" or "Dravidian" or "Aryan". This is a worthless pursuit only for satiating the ego but altogether extremely shallow. Do you see Europeans fixated about Nordic and Alpinoid and Dinaric etc.? They have better things to do with their time. In the real world they don't look at you as a Pashtun or Tajik or Iranian. In the real world you are a Muslim and it is based on your Muslim-ness that you will get the short end of the stick.

That's because we have weirdos like you always coming here ..as if you have any importance to us. be gone and go eat some daal.

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

Truth is you Afghans don't know just how cunning and dangerous Hindus are. You live in your own bubble up in those mountains. You haven't had to live side by side with Hindus and Sikhs or know what its like to be a religious minority living among a nation of idol worshipers. Wake up and smell the coffee, these Hindus and other Kaffirs don't simply hate "Pakistanis" they hate Muslims and hate Islam with a passion. They hate you as well but because you are not as conscious of your Muslim-ness as we are, you are easier to manipulate.

I'm telling you, Hindus are very intelligent and cunning people. India is a rising superpower and its primary foreign policy will be to make as much trouble for Muslims as possible. This is why they have already made a strategic alliance with Israel and moving closer towards America and the West too.

I'm wary of all Indics, it's just the Muslim ones are the most goofy of the three.

[ذو الفقار]

I'm wary of all Indics, it's just the Muslim ones are the most goofy of the three.

Based on what do you make that observation?