mula nasrudin jokes

[Kochagasht]

mula nasrudin's wife had an affair with the local mula, one day she did not meet the mula and when the mula offered azan he said 'ay wada khailaf' 'ay wada khailaf'

[Shamlawar Khurasani]

Mullah Nasrudin jokes were popularized by Kemalists to attack the status and position of religious leaders in our society.

[Tjanaparh]

Mullah Nasrudin jokes were popularized by Kemalists to attack the status and position of religious leaders in our society.

But they existed long before Kemal, even in Armenia they exist, simply the person isn't a Mullh in these stories.

[$hiva]

Mula Nasrudin came home one night and his wife hadn't cooked any dinner, he got angry but there was nothing else to eat but his pride.

Funny? No?

[Naveed Safi]

mula nasruddin ta pa lara ke yao kas chako raowesto, ao wail ye warta che sa drsara ye raoyebasa, mula nasruddin wrta tamancha (pistol) warka ao wail ye warta che bolt me pe wahale de khyal kawa xD

[$hiva]

mula nasruddin ta pa lara ke yao kas chako raowesto, ao wail ye warta che sa drsara ye raoyebasa, mula nasruddin wrta tamancha (pistol) warka ao wail ye warta che bolt me pe wahale de khyal kawa xD

Mula Nasrudin was walking and someone pulled a knife on him... Mula Nasrudin pulled up a gun and said, don't bring a knife in a gun fight?

Right?

[Naveed Safi]

Mula Nasrudin was walking and someone pulled a knife on him... Mula Nasrudin pulled up a gun and said, don't bring a knife in a gun fight?

Right?

no mula was walking and someone pulled a knife on him and told him to give what he has, mula gave him the gun and asked him to be careful because it is loaded :p

[$hiva]

no mula was walking and someone pulled a knife on him and told him to give what he has, mula gave him the gun and asked him to be careful because it is loaded :p

Thank you for showing my lack of Pashtu skills. THANK YOU.



From now on:

[Badlun]

Vengeance - Nasruddin style

One day, Mullah Nasruddin heard a knock on his door. He opened the door and found his daughter standing there crying with a bruise on her eye. "What happened?" Nasruddin asked. She said that she got into a fight with her husband and he beat her. To his, Nasruddin responded by slapping his daughter in the face. He closed the door and quickly called her husband. When he picked up the phone, he told his daughter's husband, "I heard about what you did, but I've had my vengeance - because you hit my daughter, I slapped your wife, take that!".

Deductive reasoning

- "How old are you, Mullah?", a boy asked.
- Mullah Nasruddin responded, "3 years older than my brother".
- "How do you know that?" the boy asked.
-"Reasoning!", said Mullah Nasruddin. "Last year, I heard my brother tell someone that I was 2 years older than him. A year has passed. Now, I am older by one year. I shall soon be old enough to be his grandfather!"

Tit for tat

Mullah Nasruddin went into a shop to buy a pair of trousers. Once inside, he changed his mind and chose a cloak instead, which was at the same price. Picking up the cloak, he left the shop. "Wait! You have not paid!", shouted the merchant. The Mullah responded, "I left you the trousers, which is the same value as the cloak". "But you did not pay for the trousers either", the confused merchant said. "Of course not", said Mullah Nasruddin. "Why should I pay for something that I did not want to buy?".

More useful

One day Mullah Nasruddin entered his favorite teahouse and declared, "The moon is more useful than the sun". An old man asked, "Why Mullah?" Mullah Nasruddin replied, "Because we need the light more during the night than during the day".

Standing by his word

A friend asked Mullah Nasruddin how old he was. "Forty", replied the Mullah. The friend said, "but you said the same thing two years ago!". "Yes", replied the Mullah, "I always stand by what I have said".

Replace my donkey

"You may have lost your donkey, but you don't have to grieve over it more than you did about the loss of your first wife", a villager told a sad Mullah Nasruddin. "Ah", said Mullah Nasruddin, "but if you remember, when I lost my wife, all the villagers said we will find you someone else, so far, nobody has offered to replace my donkey".

Wet Nasruddin

Mullah Nasruddin nearly fell into a pool one day. A man whom he know was nearby, and saved him from falling in. Every time, this man met Nasruddin, he would remind him of the event and how he saved him. After several times, Nasruddin took him to the water, and jumped in. He stood with his head just above the water, and shouted, "Now I am as wet as I would have been if you had not saved me, so leave me alone!"

http://www.afghan-web.com/culture/jokes.html

[M17ArnoBaloch]

one day a friend came to mullah nasruddin to borrow his donkey. When he met mullah nasruddin he asked if it's okay for him to borrow his donkey for the day. As usual, mullah nasruddin replied that his donkey is not home and his brother took the donkey away. As he was talking to him, the donkey started braying. The friend replied, hey you lied, I can hear your donkey braying. Mullah nasruddin replied, how illeterate are you? are you gonna believe me or the donkey?

[Tjanaparh]

Have You ever seen the Tajikfilm "Look happier!", the story of Mullah Nasreddin and the owner of the mountain lake?

[Tjanaparh]

Once Mullah Nasreddin was very tired of teaching his studens, he went home and asked his wife to prepare a bit of rice, while he slept under the plaintain tree in his backyard.
His wife was not a good wife and was cheating him, and while he slept her lover came and the wife gave him to eat the whole rice.
When Nasreddin woke up she shouted on him "Oh you stupid, while you were sleeping the cat in our garden has eaten all the rice..."
But the Mullah didn'T loose his mind, he has checked the weight of the cat and told: " I brought You 1 kilogram rice, if the thing in my hand is the rice, where is the cat who ate it? And if I hold the cat in my hand, where is the rice it ate?"

[Shamlawar Khurasani]

But they existed long before Kemal, even in Armenia they exist, simply the person isn't a Mullh in these stories.

It wasn't about a Mullah.

[Naveed Safi]

Have You ever seen the Tajikfilm "Look happier!", the story of Mullah Nasreddin and the owner of the mountain lake?

is it a good one?

[Tjanaparh]

is it a good one?

I liked it a lot, maybe it is critical towards the society, but I liked the immage of the Mullah in this film and his approach on how to bring bad people to faith.
I looked it in Russian. But i don't know if other versions except Tajik and Russian exist.