Strangest Question

[Dinosaur Khan]

what is the strangest question you have been asked by total stranger?

[wtfyo]

age /sex /location...often used by people to pick up other ppl online...in not so subtle ways...lol

[aghajaan]

^oh thats what it means i always wondered.

strangest thing someone asked was if I am an Ay-raaab.

[Laila]

^^^^ ha ha


hmmm i had plenty of really weird questions asked dont want to say though

[Son of Mountains]

Often Punjabis ask:
Can you bring some Salajeet for us?
I am always unable to answer but i make false promises that Oh yes i shall bring it for you soon

[tor_khan]

Stranger & Me

Stranger (thick Liverpudlian accent) at a train station. Me (Mr Plummy Oxford Vowels*)

Stranger: Where are you going?

Me: Kings Cross.

Stranger: Your Late?

Me: For what? Have I missed my train?

Stranger: No mate, your late. I need one to late this cigarette.

Me: Aah ... you mean my light ... (duh) ... Sorry I don't smoke.

Stranger: OK, no probs.

(... Stranger walks off, asks other people)

5 mins later ...

Stranger: Your late.

Me: Sorry, I think you asked me already. I don't smoke.

Stranger: You waitin' for the train to Kings Cross?

Me: Yes.

Stranger: It was rescheduled and left from Platform B. You've just missed it.



*not

[Levanaye Zalmaye]

I was once stopped by a 240 pound girl, who asked in a strong Desi accent:

"hey babeey... you want to go to disco party with me ya? I have daru in my car. Hop in babey, I will give you pleazure".


Actually that hasn't happened yet but one day, I wish it does happen.... I'll say yes.

[tor_khan]

I was once stopped by a 240 pound girl, who asked in a strong Desi accent:

"hey babeey... you want to go to disco party with me ya? I have daru in my car. Hop in babey, I will give you pleazure".


Actually that hasn't happened yet but one day, I wish it does happen.... I'll say yes.

Heathen Jan, I shalln't ask what happens next.

[Palwasha]

I've been asked some right strange questions, one of them being ''Do siblings marry in Pak?''. This was from a boy in highschool, pretty young I guess so his ignorance is forgiven.

Stranger (thick Liverpudlian accent) at a train station. Me (Mr Plummy Oxford Vowels*)

Yeah the liverpudlian accent is sometimes hard to follow, it sounds so strange, not fond of the sound of it to be honest. Not like the geordie accent!

I was once stopped by a 240 pound girl, who asked in a strong Desi accent:

"hey babeey... you want to go to disco party with me ya? I have daru in my car. Hop in babey, I will give you pleazure".

Actually that hasn't happened yet but one day, I wish it does happen.... I'll say yes.

Good luck with that in Karachi...

[*Mahzala*]

I was once stopped by a 240 pound girl, who asked in a strong Desi accent:

"hey babeey... you want to go to disco party with me ya? I have daru in my car. Hop in babey, I will give you pleazure".


Actually that hasn't happened yet but one day, I wish it does happen.... I'll say yes.

A few corrections.

She wont say baby, she'll say Puttar. She wont say car, she'll say truck. She wont say hop in, she'll say climb your way up. Leaves less pleasure to give...

[Palwasha]

^ Hahahaaaaaa!!

[Master Khan]

Have your fincees got facebook?

[Laila]

I was once stopped by a 240 pound girl, who asked in a strong Desi accent:

"hey babeey... you want to go to disco party with me ya? I have daru in my car. Hop in babey, I will give you pleazure".


Actually that hasn't happened yet but one day, I wish it does happen.... I'll say yes.

LMAO!!!! OH jeez, no comment.

[Master Khan]

I was once stopped by a 240 pound girl, who asked in a strong Desi accent:

"hey babeey... you want to go to disco party with me ya? I have daru in my car. Hop in babey, I will give you pleazure".


Actually that hasn't happened yet but one day, I wish it does happen.... I'll say yes.

Well good luck with that friend

[Pakhtunzai]

lmaooo really funny stuff. Where i work here, this guy comes along

Stranger: can i have a booga?
Me: what??
Stranger: i told you man i want a booga
Me: whats a booga?? bogey??
stranger: (shouting) i want a booga!! like chuss booga, fish booga
Me: oooh burger?
stranger: yeahh man thats what i said

godd the funny people we come across
tauba!