Never Ending Story

[کیش]

once upon a time....

Their was an old disgruntled women, will call her Gulalai. She would spend her lonely days on her front porch mumbling to herself. "one of these days, I tell yea" gulalai mumbled to herself. What does she mean by that? "one of these days, the prophet Yeshua, will return and my life shall have meaning"

Someone continue if they can.

[faye]

then this little girl named faye came skipping along and said 'hey granny, get off your butt and let's go.........

[Gulalai]

and then idiot woke up and it was just a dream LOL
so he went and sat on PF and tried to start a story in the never ending story thread but he didn't realize that it was the 109th page..... so then

[faye]

idiot went snorkelling with faye and ole granny, gululai and......

[کیش]

I retire, I will only write stories for money.

[faye]

so idiot decided to do a write up on the coming royal wedding and........

[Gulalai]

idiot is a party pooper, next thing you'll know he's asking the mods to pay him for his posts LOL

[کیش]

Faye
Sounds interesting, please send money to my pay pal account. I will write a 3,000 word short story about that.

Gulalai
I was thinking of asking Admin Khan, for a dollar a post. I don't wanna come off arrogant.

[faye]

so faye organised with the queen of england to pay idiot an enormous financial incentive for his bs story about the prince and princess living happily ever after, until........

[کیش]

so faye organised with the queen of england to pay idiot an enormous financial incentive for his bs story about the prince and princess living happily ever after, until........

Ah ha, they didn't live happily ever after. The princess was in fact a sleeper agent working for al-Qaeda.

"Absconding Princess",

coming soon to all places which seek books, and ebooks.

[faye]

the princess and idiot escape from the british isles, together and go to......

[Gulalai]

south korea (:

[Sheenka]

[Gulalai]

then a bala came and ate them all

[Sheenka]

and i was alive yayyyyy