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gululai loved the thread so much that decided to make an indy film based on it, after a slow start, rave reviews started coming in. gululai was a star and the eyes of the industry were on her. her second movie was based on the life and times of randolph85, she was so excited to get to the premier of the film that she ran a red light and hit another car. gululai was just fine, but the other car was totaled and ashton kutcher was dead.
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There are people today who think that admitting God’s absolute greatness decreases the value and importance of humans in the creation, as if God and mankind are rivals competing in greatness and power. Meanwhile I feel that whenever our perception of God’s greatness increases, with it we become greater, because we are the creation of a great God.
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^ LOL! Randolph you can go to page 70 and see our old story too (:
... well at least that's what everyone else thought, but the truth was that it was not ashton kutcher! it was his stunt double... but he was sick of being famous so he faked his death. So randolph, being such a big fan and all, let him crash at his place. That night as Ashton slept on Randolph's couch, randolph heard something weird in the kitchen. He saw that Ashton was no longer sleeping on the couch, so where did he go? Randolph went to the kitchen anddddddddd....Comment
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some new person came in the story
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Originally posted by -Gulalai View Post
one of the terms that randolph had for ashton when he allowed him to stay was that ashton was not to touch the ashak in his fridge and he wasnt allowed to act like a douchebag. much to randolphs surprise, he saw ashton eatting his ashak and wearing a sideways trucker hat and oversized sun glasses. ashton had not only touched randolphs ashak, but also looked like a douchebag while doing it. randolph then kicked him to the curb.There are people today who think that admitting God’s absolute greatness decreases the value and importance of humans in the creation, as if God and mankind are rivals competing in greatness and power. Meanwhile I feel that whenever our perception of God’s greatness increases, with it we become greater, because we are the creation of a great God.
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and the ashtun came back and said "YOU JUST GOT PUNKED" so randolph punched him in his face and "ashton"'s fake face shattered into pieces and it turned out it wasn't realy ashton... it was actually ______! LOLComment
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The Secret To Eternal Life: Live Life To The Fullest, And Help All Others To Do So. The Meaning of Life Is Choice. Increase choice through direct perception.Comment
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it was really....gululai!!!
the person who really made the pashtun forums film was ashton in a gululai mask. the plot thickens.There are people today who think that admitting God’s absolute greatness decreases the value and importance of humans in the creation, as if God and mankind are rivals competing in greatness and power. Meanwhile I feel that whenever our perception of God’s greatness increases, with it we become greater, because we are the creation of a great God.
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GO Bale GO BaleComment
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hahahahahahaOriginally posted by randolph85 View Post
this whole thing was too much for Randolph's mind to handle so he went insane for a few days
he did some things and ended up in jail next to tbag and eyeliner lolComment
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i had to be institutionalized because my mind was blown. since gulalai is now rich from her movie, she hired some guards to beat me.
There are people today who think that admitting God’s absolute greatness decreases the value and importance of humans in the creation, as if God and mankind are rivals competing in greatness and power. Meanwhile I feel that whenever our perception of God’s greatness increases, with it we become greater, because we are the creation of a great God.
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LOL but actually she really didnt. It was just hallucinations from the drugs Randolph had takenOriginally posted by randolph85 View Posti had to be institutionalized because my mind was blown. since gulalai is now rich from her movie, she hired some guards to beat me.
And plus He didn't even know that gulalai was already rich because she was the queen from the beginning and Sheenkay was the princess
! but he soon found out because eyeliner and fahd explained everything to him. Then once sheenkay and gulalai found Saifullah they went to go visit randolph and eyeliner and tbag in jail..... so where was MK? And ayub was never found
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after saifullah intelligence officers told him some ppl are spreadin rumours that he ran away wid a punjabi lady, he decides to come bak to tell ppl this is propaganda against him and he is only after the princess....he is wonderin where she is to wash his dishes. They have been dirty for a long time now, and saifullah is eating of recyclable platesComment
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hahhaha
saif left panjabi lady i cant believe it
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