Most embarrassing memories

[Muslimah]

Salaam walaikom,
I know you all have a sense of humor.
Today I was discussing with my students our most embarrassing memories. We had a few really good laughs.

I would say my worst that I can never live down:

I was a contestant on Canadian Idol. *bows head in shame* It was before I was Muslim - so its not my fault. I made it to top 20. But still..wow. Humiliating!

Whats yours?

[Master Khan]

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Its not really Embararassing..Top 20 is not bad.
I got lots..let me think of one.

[Laila]

OMG! i have so many!!! i will post up when i get on my laptop

[Sheenka]

I have many as well loolz BTW i was gonna start this topic muslimah sis lol thanks for starting it i didnt know how to start new topic lol

let me share one lol
once me and my sis and causin we were going to my uncle house in the way we saw the fields of sugar beets and lets take some out and take it to my uncle house as a gift lol coz we didnt wanna it to go empty handed, so we went there and said we bought some white radish for u guys and they said thanks thats so sweet of u guys u r kids but still you know alot we ya thanks. when my anut opened the bag she was like THIS IS SUGAR BEET
LOL
THERE WAS NO ANSWER
THAT WAS EMBRRASSING LOOL

[Master Khan]

When I was little I use to eat sand and my mum use to beat me but I still eat it, Then one day She put red hot chilly and I ate it, I was like "mum its burns!!"
she was "chup sha" lol.

[Muslimah]

Lol thats called PICA syndrome! Sand eater!

My first day of high school was also VERY embarrassing. I was leaving the cafeteria at lunch time and going up the HUGE stairs that are in the front of the caf, and I tripped UP the stairs. Slammed my face on he first step. And my moron brother (who was in grade 12 at the time) screams out "OMG YOU'R A LOSER". So the whole school looked up and laughed at me. I later punched my brother and gave him a bloody nose when we got home - my dad gave me $20 for "giving him what he deserved" hehe

[Master Khan]

^
LOL!!, So it was embarrassing for your brother then...and Yeah I never ate sand after that.

[Laila]

Lol thats called PICA syndrome! Sand eater!

My first day of high school was also VERY embarrassing. I was leaving the cafeteria at lunch time and going up the HUGE stairs that are in the front of the caf, and I tripped UP the stairs. Slammed my face on he first step. And my moron brother (who was in grade 12 at the time) screams out "OMG YOU'R A LOSER". So the whole school looked up and laughed at me. I later punched my brother and gave him a bloody nose when we got home - my dad gave me $20 for "giving him what he deserved" hehe

LOL this reminds me of a memory from about 2 weeks ago....i posted it in the random thread, but i will put it on here too

[Sheenka]

When I was little I use to eat sand and my mum use to beat me but I still eat it, Then one day She put red hot chilly and I ate it, I was like "mum its burns!!"
she was "chup sha" lol.

lool
sand gosh u should check ur kidneys lol

[Pakhtunzai]

I was a kid of age 9 and we were at a carnival in our town and I was walking with my mom and it got quite crowded so I carried walking on leaning on my mom for a good 5-10 minutes and I heard my cousin and my whole family laughing their heads off. So I wondered why and I looked back and saw my mom there! So I looked to my right and =O it was some chinese lady! I almost died of embarrasment when she looked at me smiling..I was like who are you

[Muslimah]

lol

I was a kid of age 9 and we were at a carnival in our town and I was walking with my mom and it got quite crowded so I carried walking on leaning on my mom for a good 5-10 minutes and I heard my cousin and my whole family laughing their heads off. So I wondered why and I looked back and saw my mom there! So I looked to my right and =O it was some chinese lady! I almost died of embarrasment when she looked at me smiling..I was like who are you

Thats funny. It reminds me of this really dorky kid in my class. He keeps calling me mom. I am only 10 years older than him - I don't look old! Hehe, but he fully says "maman".. grrr

We aint yo mama!

[Muslimah]

R u talkin about me?
I did what to a girl?

[Feroza_Banu]

testing 1 2 3

[Muslimah]

oh
ya...im french. I teach French. I only speak english outside of work. I thought I said that...perhaps not.
French people are perverts who don't wash their hands when they go to the washroom. But I am not THAT kind of French. I am French canadian. *phew* Go habs go!

So what did the french teacher do to the girl? is it x-rated seeing that this person is french?

[Pakhtunzai]

when i was 10 years old one day my uncle who was supposed to get married in a week declared that he had changed his mind and that he wanted to marry some one else. once he had every one's attention he has he wanted to marry me. i cried for two days straight.
when i was 16 years old, i was washing the floor in my grandmas house when i heard a certain elderly woman's voice calling over to my grandma...a few moments later when i looked up i realized that every one in the family was staring at me. apparently the old lady had found a perfect girl for his sister's son...(my uncle)--they tease me to this very present day.

Ahh thats really sad I hate it when they target young kids for their marriage its just totally wrong! This distant family of ours backhome..I was 14 and I talked to my uncle there and somehow we got onto the topic of marriage and turns out there was 19 years of difference between him and his wife. What really put me off him was when he said he used to pick his wife up as a baby! Tauba

Thats funny. It reminds me of this really dorky kid in my class. He keeps calling me mom. I am only 10 years older than him - I don't look old! Hehe, but he fully says "maman".. grrr

Lol awww thats so cute, when I was in my primary school and I called my teacher I accidently called her mummy and I was like omg! Why an earth did I say that!

We aint yo mama!