What would _________ say?

[sherlock]

Being exposed to the pholosphical theories of feminism, the chicken crossed the road... to test her intelligence one more time.

For Khushal,

The chicken crossed the road, after the chicken realised, he was not khushal at all.

[sherlock]

The chicken crossed the road, which was a forced act, caused by sherlock hypnotising the chicken.

[Alchemist]

Guess who?




Oh you are still talking about this? Why should any of you care why the chicken crossed the road. Mind your own business and stop pestering the damn chicken. I am done with this thread.


Saifullah:

I am making Gulalai the new minister of chicken traffic and sheekay the administrator of the new chicken refugee shelter across every road and I am making mayana head of chicken education department.

[Admin Khan]

Sheenkay:
The chicken crossed the road because the other chickens couldn't cook.

Tor_Khan:
The chicken crossed the road because of the other chickens incorrect English English grammar usage. //Tor_Khan, If I am not wrong, was on the board of directors for English grammar back when he was a school teacher in the U.K. :-)

Alchemist:
The chicken crossed the road because they refused to believe in Darwinism.

Maseed:
The chicken crossed the road because the other Punjabi chickens began performing Bhangra.

DaZahroJaam:
The chicken crossed the road because they got tired of listening to the other chickens insulting non-Pashtuns.

Randolph/Usman:
The chicken crossed the road because the other chickens refused to listen to his wrestling theories, and news.

Scimitor:
The chicken crossed the road because the others were violating environmental laws. Not to mention, the other chickens were also the root cause of pollution and global warming.

Mayana:
The chicken crossed the road because the other chickens were spewing hatred about the color purple!

-Gulalai:
The chicken crossed the road because they were afraid of bringing dead threads back to life.

Saifullah:
The chicken crossed the road because they weren't any chickens on the other side interested in becoming a M.D.


Fahd/Azmaray: The chicken crossed the road because the other chickens insulted Cristiano Ronaldo.


More will be added later.

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GOE

The chicken crosses the road because it was sick of living with this Napak Harami dogs.

Unknownprince

The chicken crossed the road to fight those filthy foreign pigs.

Amir al Ghanzavi

The chicken crossed the road to get his eyebrows plucked.

Admin Khan

The chicken crossed the road to test out a new computer program.

Barack Obama

The chicken crossed the road because he believed it would be change we can belief in.

G W Bush

The chicken crossed the road because it was either that, or your with the terrorist.

Taliban

The chicken crossed the road for a martyrdom seeking operation.

[Alchemist]

lol@ Admin ...



Admin Khan: I would also like to know why did the chicken cross the road?


Fahd: lol the chicken cross to bring football Ronaldo kicked so hrd lol

[Gulbabo]

DZJ: WHO THE **** CARES WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD. IF YOU HAD AN OUNCE OF DECENCY IN YOU.. YOU WOULDN'T ASK WHY, CHICKEN HAS AS MUCH RIGHT OVER THE ROAD AS ANY OTHER. SHE BELONGS TO THIS COUNTRY AS WELL!...

YOU PIECE OF ****

lol she is too cute, even when she is upset hahaha

Iqra: the chicken went to get me some chocolate fudge cookies....

Nokia: aw kanaaaaa
mung kiehs 'eoieh aheiowne
owohpeon hioewna ;owier chicken newio ane eowoa o;akssdifhoewa;
andiowoeiahfa;

mannnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaa

[Haris]

^lol nokia sounds about right

[randolph85]

me: the chicken crossed the road because stone cold said so.

[Gulalai]

^ looool nokia wror :P

GYOE: The chicken crossed the road because it was a napaki %$*O $ @#(*! @$&% #&#($@$ ^*$_@$ &(%$@ @#&($@#(*.

Idiot: The chicken crossed the road because it was time to get high on the other side.

Adam: The chicken crossed the road to... *Explosions*... oh wait, wrong story.

Unknown: The chicken crossed the road because the US government was tracking it down.

Digital Malang/Shamlawar: Once upon a time the chicken crossed the road because his lover, the princess, was on the other side. It was such a long and tough journey but he knew he had to get there so he could be with the princess at last so he got there and they lived happily ever after. Now lets make this a bollywood movie and make gangster the hero.

Pakhtunzai: The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side.

Catya: Did the chicken really cross the road? lets think about it for a minute, who said the chicken crossed the road? and why should we believe that the chicken crossed the road? How do we know that's what they want us to think? I'd advise you all to look deeper into this matter. or maybe the chicken just crossed the road because it was a real pushtana!


loool no offense intended
honestly i hope you guys can take a joke :D

[Gulalai]

summerlove:
the chicken was crossin the road?
maybe he sayet because he love cr7
else there was no football
then maybe it was had Elements to be model
am i smart? :p

[ScimitarXEdge]

Alchemist : The chicken crossed the road because the Jews had concocted a conspiracy with the Knights of the Templar and forced the chicken to have to cross the road to get to my Subway Sandwich shop so it can become apart of the Bacon Ranch Chicken Salad combo meal so I can support my entire family with the profit I make selling pork products.

UnknownPrince/AshrafGhiljay: The chicken crossed the road due to those traitors who are thirsty for chicken blood blaming the innocent Talibchiken who never even harmed a butterfly

GraveyardofEmpires; The chicken was a phaaatan aka Shahbaz Khan and was lead to the road by its Punjabi Masters

Azmal: this dalkhor chicken was a brown butted poonjabi fukistani ISI agennt and it was caught with its feathers down by Holy Uncle Sam, the greatest most noble Nation on Earth. The claims of CIA supporting the chicken in the 80's is irrelevant because the chicken is our greater enemy against Afghanistan.

Faye: The chicken crossed the road to get my adult diapers

BarakzaiAbdali According to Michael Sheurer the Chicken's motives were not supported by the ISI but the historic sensibilities the chicken had for crossing roads in the first place. To put it simply, this attempt to stop chickens from crossing roads is unwinnable.

Gulbabo (version one): the Chicken may have killed other innocent chickens to cross the road, but in the end the Chicken showed it was a true Patriot of Cluckghanistan and should never have been killed for his crimes. But if any other chicken kills innocent chickens it should have its beak and talons ripped off slowly, till all you can hear are its blood curdling chicken screams.

Gulbabo (version two): The chicken did not cross the road because it wanted to avoid the on coming cars nor did it cross the road so it could get into the chicken farm, but rather for the pleasure of the chicken God..even though the chicken God instructed it to seek the chicken farm.

Amir Al Ghaznavi - The chicken was a Kakar chicken, from Ghazni, not a Durrani or Ghilzai, so it is better suited for crossing roads.

-Gulalai: the chicken eats chocolate peanut butter truffle brownies and isn't fat so it could still cross the road.


more to come

[ScimitarXEdge]

Randolph/Ozz: The Chicken Crossed the road because Mama Winslow wanted to LetHerSoulglo

[faye]

scimitar: did the chicken really cross the road, or was it a figment of it's own imagination?

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Gulalai

The chicken crossed the road, because I was chasing it with a knife and fork. I couldn't catch it so I ordered pizza instead