What would _________ say?

[Alchemist]

Maybe saifullah is right...we are a bit too serious here. So I figure we play a game called "What would x say?"


Basically, what do you think other members of the fora would reply to the age old question: "Why did the Chicken Cross the road?"



So here is my example:


Amir Al Ghaznawi would say: " Obviously the chic was helpless to cross the road because of the animal magnetism vibe I was giving off at the other side of the road".

or


Scimitar X Edge would say:" Logic would dictate that the chicken would Naturally cross the road because of the evolutionary hardwired mechanism that allows it to escape from the materialistic hegemonic and superficial habitat on the one side to the Natural and harmonious and ecologically stable habitat on the other side of the road."


Your turn ...keep it clean

[Alchemist]

Awww..come on..

no body wants to play?

Fine I ll do fay


Faye: "When I was a hippie in 60s in Nepal chickens didn't cross roads but roads crossed chickens. And then we got high with the chickens."

[faye]

haha...that was predictable. i knew u were gonna do me next. i'm still a hippy, lol
i still haven't worked out if those roads crossing chickens was just an hallucination or not.

[Alchemist]

ok do me :D

[Amir al Ghaznavi]

Alchemist

The chicken crossed the road because Allah willed it as quoted by the Prophet PBUH as narrated by Sahih Bukhari chapter 2 verse 6

[faye]

alchemist: the chicken crossed the road, to come to me, because, I, 'top cock' (rooster), willed them to do so.

[کیش]

^^^^

Alchemist would have said Sahih Bukhari Chapter 2 Hadith # 450

Bukhari hadiths don't have verses they have chapters and Hadith numbers.

Alchemist would have known that.

[Amir al Ghaznavi]

alchemist: the chicken crossed the road, to come to me, because, I, 'top cock' (rooster), willed them to do so.

ok do me

This thread is wild mango fruity

[Alchemist]

lol

[Admin Khan]

Nokia Apridy:

The chicken crossed the road because it felt discriminated, since the chicken was from Pakhtunkhwa.

//
Toking/Joking.

[Gulalai]

lol except he would say it in pakhto

[khushal]

Heres Shayista, Comrade, Toramana, all in one.

The chicken crossed the road because the ISI ordered the Taliban to shoot it if it does not, and when the chicken crossed it, the ISI cooked and ate it.

(They use the Taliban so they can fill their tummy.)

[khushal]

Heres Alchemist:

The chicken crossed the road because it noticed the earth was flat on the other side.

[khushal]

Heres Sangar:

The chicken crossed the road after I declared him an apostate, and then no muslims were left except me.

[Digital Malang]

Khushal it seems you are enjoying this thread a lot.