Random Thoughts(New)

[IamDZJ]

maybe you should stop smoking. It will help you control your nerves and save you money from spending on handsets.

does any one have a phone i could borrow for a minute?
may be you should go ahead and get rid of your tongue by chopping it off at once.

@dzj di diwano lasuna di sanga

abubakar ma namefamom ki tu chi mefarmaye..

[Laila]

baran=rain

i love the smell of wet soil after its rained

@dzj di diwano lasuna di sanga

LOL i know baran is rain....i was trying to drop a hint that i understood what you said in Pashto lol

[abubaker]

LOL i know baran is rain....i was trying to drop a hint that i understood what you said in Pashto lol

za kha da si pa mana ye poha swi


za pa shifir na pohigam khorakai ma sara sada khabari kawa lol

[Laila]

^ Ha ha ha its okay wrora....btw, what does 'shifir' mean?

[abubaker]

shifir/shifar/shefer=riddle

its a dari word

[Benafsha]

^In Dari a riddle is called chistan>>>چيستان

[Fahd]

salam

[Laila]

debating on whether to try paintballing or not

[abubaker]

^In Dari a riddle is called chistan>>>چيستان

i have heard people using shifir as-well

may be wrong though

[Fahd]

whats paintballing ?

[Laila]

^ Its a gun with painball bullets. Guys do it for fun

here is a photo of it:



My brother's friends are trying to get me to go and do it with them i hate pain! i am the most chicken person out there It leaves bruises behind, and they say it stings when you get hit

[AnGaaR]

Dont want to make a topic for this but everyone should read it specially married couples










amazingly true and hilarious

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.

Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects.

Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

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SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You pummel it with iron rod (+10)

It's her pet (-10)

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SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)

Named Rita (-4)

Rita is a dancer (-6)

Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)

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HER BIRTHDAY

You forget her birthday (-50000)

You take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)

Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)

And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

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A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)

You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

You take her to a movie you like (-2)

It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

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ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

Any other response (-20)

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COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks

like a concerned __expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

Now what chance do you have???

[abubaker]

go for it if you want to look like this

Badges of honor

[Fahd]

laila
thats a nice game u should go and have fun hehehehe :P
i like this game but i never play it because i didn't see it here in makkah
(and ofcurs i don't have time for this fun :P LOL )

[Fahd]

k guys how im look in ma new cloths LOL
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