'Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road/Way?'

[Shayesta]

A fun thread which you will find in many Afghan forums! So the purpose of the game is; Imagine you are asking a particular member why the chicken crossed the road/way (you can choose those members yourself) and then imagine what reply the chosen member could possibly give on it? For those who still didn't get it, I got some examples;


'Why did the chicken cross the road/way?';

Maseed; 'Because he is an ISI terrorist who already ruined my Waziristan and now wants to ruin rest of Pakhtunkhwa! Pakistan murdabad!'

SOM; 'He is an Indian agent who is crossing the border towards Afghanistan to train terrorists against the Islamic nation of Pakistan. Death to Pakistan's enemies!'

Qrratugai; 'Ugh, just because she is a female chicken doesn't mean she can't cross the road by herself! Men!'


Okay that was my bit, now your turn, LOL. :P

[Palwasha]

Maseed; 'Because he is an ISI terrorist who already ruined my Waziristan and now wants to ruin rest of Pakhtunkhwa! Pakistan murdabad!'

SOM; 'He is an Indian agent who is crossing the border towards Afghanistan to train terrorists against the Islamic nation of Pakistan. Death to Pakistan's enemies!'

Qrratugai; 'Ugh, just because she is a female chicken doesn't mean she can't cross the road by herself! Men!'

LOL!

Okay, so I have to post one now;

Dukes: To get to AlMagrib!

Master K: To shoot someone, or something.

[Shayesta]

^ Hey, that's not true! I wouldn't say that! :@

Or would I? *Glares*

[Palwasha]

^^ Lol, I'm not racist. =P

*Mahzala*: Because it was Gods will.



Shlombay: Because I told him to.

[Shayesta]

Apriday; 'Te delta de yaw chicken gham kawe, aw alta FARSIWANAN Pukhtane sara pe Afghanistan ke jang kawi?'

Parsiwaan; 'How am I supposed to know? I don't even know whether I want to be a Pukhtoon or Tajik and you ask me about a chicken's mind?'

Sangar; 'This is why I hate democracy! Let alone dating around with people, now chickens even started to roam around in places!'

Shlombay; 'Because he is a brave Kandahari chicken who wants to save Pukhto in Afghanistan.'

Master Khan; 'I don't know but it was a beautiful chicken, but not more beautiful than my fiancée.'

Pakhtunzai; 'What's a chicken?'

[Palwasha]

Lool, Shayesta yours are good.

[Roshina]

LMAO!!!! I LOVE it! I'm cracking up, man!!!

I totally WOULD say "Just 'cause she's a female doesn't mean she can't cross the road!!"! hahahhaa :D:D!!

This one's classic:

Sangar; 'This is why I hate democracy! Let alone dating around with people, now chickens even started to roam around in places!'

LOL.

[Roshina]

Feroza: "Because Angaar made her go get him some lunch because I wasn't in a mood to cook for him."

Can't think of others :p

[Master Khan]

Qrratugai: because she talks to much and give the chicken headach.. even chicken knew she was wrong in her Debate.!!
Shayesta: because They were supporting Pakistan.

[شمله ور خراساني]

Mujib: because the chicken was following a madhab which is is the madhab of the majority of the chickens.

[شمله ور خراساني]

Makeenmaseed: Because the chicken was an ISI agent paid by the Salafi Wahhabi nutjobs who are created by the British to destroy the world.

[شمله ور خراساني]

Pir-Rokhan: because the chicken was brainwashed by Arab imperialism

[شمله ور خراساني]

Osho: Because the chicken was a terrorist extremist determined to destroy Pashtunwali and wanted to commit a suicide attack in a market place killing children.

[Palwasha]

LOL, I like this thread.

[شمله ور خراساني]

Khushal Khan Khattak: Because the chicken read Khushal Khan Khattaks poetry and wanted to unify Pashtuns and Afghans by crossing the road to the other side.