'Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road/Way?'

[Pakhtunzai]

LOLLL

Shayestaa I sooo wouldn't say that!

Mastera- Because I wanted to eat its skin

Laila- Because it wouldn't do attan with me

BLS- Because it disagreed with my politics!

They are lame...I know..this is what lack of sleep does!

[شمله ور خراساني]

Nadir Shah: Because the chicken was being forced by the bourgeoisie to lay lots of eggs, so because the history was bound to lead to a revolution the chicken eventually was liberated and laid eggs across the street where eggs were nationalized and the chicken could benefit from the eggs.

[شمله ور خراساني]

Sangar: Because the chicken wanted to live across the road under shari'ah law rather than man made laws.

[Master Khan]

LOLLL

Shayestaa I sooo wouldn't say that!

Mastera- Because I wanted to eat its skin

Laila- Because it wouldn't do attan with me

BLS- Because it disagreed with my politics!

They are lame...I know..this is what lack of sleep does!

Lol!! no

Shayesta - because it start debating with her about Talibans and Afghanistan.

Maseed - because it was a paaki ISI agent who supported the Fake Talibans who are now destroying Waziristan and Pakthunkhwa.

Pashtunzai - Because it beat him in Tekken 6.

Laila - because the chicken wasn't smart, Can't do attan, wouldn't massage her and wasn't a doctor.

SOM - Because the Chicken told him that Pakistan Goverment is corrpt, pakistani People hates Pashtun and Pakistan Murdabad.

Luffy -the chicken was pashtunistan supporter

Tor Khan - the chicken hated Tea.

[شمله ور خراساني]

Pokhton: Because the chicken wanted pashto to to live across the street where pashto is the national language.

[Master Khan]

Sangar - the chicken didn't cross the road because it was haraam.

[Laila]

Lol!! no

Shayesta - because it start debating with her about Talibans and Afghanistan.

Maseed - because it was a paaki ISI agent who supported the Fake Talibans who are now destroying Waziristan and Pakthunkhwa.

Pashtunzai - Because it beat him in Tekken 6.

Laila - because the chicken wasn't smart, Can't do attan, wouldn't massage her and wasn't a doctor.

SOM - Because the Chicken told him that Pakistan Goverment is corrpt, pakistani People hates Pashtun and Pakistan Murdabad.

Luffy -the chicken was pashtunistan supporter

Tor Khan - the chicken hated Tea.

Oh you know me too well

[abubaker]

master khan - topak ye zang newali wa

[Roshina]

Qrratugai: "Because the chicken got sick and tired of the chickens on the other side, 'cause they couldn't hold a decent conversation with her."

[Mayana]

Mayana:

[*Mahzala*]

^^ Lol, I'm not racist. =P

*Mahzala*: Because it was Gods will.

You joker!!!!

[AnGaaR]

a couple of yrs ago this kid came to me n said.. Why did da chicken cross da road? i was like.. what da hell is this? caz i didnt know about this thingy lol

still i hate it when they use this line about chicken n da road.. come on guys get something new

[Iqra]

^ Omg ... the other day... this homeless guy walked up to this girl I was sitting next to, and I can't remember if I told you or not, but basically he started asking her lots of questions, and then he got mad and started getting nasty... and he said something like..so why did the chicken cross the road? and then said something really awful after that...so whenever I read the threads name I think of that ..well not always, but you reminded me of it now :|

[Michin Khel]

End of the thread:
Chicken crossed the road because there was an emergency inside the body and toilet was on another side of the road.

[Shayesta]

Luffy; 'Who cares? Dinosaurs zindabad!'

BLS wror; 'Well, we shouldn't judge this from just one perspective. If the chicken got part of the other side of the road because he was sold, it doesn't mean his fellow chickens on this of the road supported it. And besides, his 100 years contract with the other side is over anyway.'

Ozymandias; 'That's his human right: Freedom of religion, freedom of speech and freedom of crossing any road. Human rights that would be.'