I do get laid. You can't cause you believe in a cock sucking lizard eating loser with sand in his eyes who claims to be the last of a dude that sniped his son's foreskin off, another man who was abandoned by his mother by putting him in a basket in the river, another man who's mom gave birth to him as a virgin, and there is 0% proof that allah exists..... there is no person or force that made the universe and let alone all reality..... your Allah is such a pussy, we pray for him to get Satan..... let me tell you straight !

There is no Allah and Satan is pretending to be Allah the whole time !!! and he does live under earth close to a place where there is lava and molten rock boiling with heat.....

Yes bro, i met allah, he was an autistic boy who was jelous of some girls and so he wanted to take control, so he Adam and Eve and judaism and christianity then Islam...

yes bro, that is allah !