Because of my time in the UK, my Pakhto has English mixed in, talk about asking for trouble, I was made fun of by my own family, and this went on for weeks, the Pashtun people have a very deluded sense of humor, they could insult you, your family but mean no harm, you need to speak back and not take things to heart, the camel jokes are the most common, expect this, be cool and funny, dont be so strict and emotional, chill relax!

Remember one thing, do not give out charity to anyone especially money, do not go with anyone who offers you help and stay within the urban areas never venture to the countryside or the mountainous parts otherwise you will be asking for trouble, and I dont want to see you harmed. Do not take family with you as its not safe for children, stay in Kabul, its nice there, and urbanised, try to blend in,