hahaha... you would die if you saw some of the spiders here. i had one in my house, about 3 inches long, fat hairy and black. i got him in a jar and let him go, up the road. some are poisonous but when i was a kid, i used to catch deadly funnel web spiders and take them to school in a jar, to scare th other kids.lol. i would put water in their hole and when they came out, i'd get them in the jar. got into trouble at school for this.