hahaha, lol at his plastic toy security cam...........remember last time i was there and he was like u nicking my bombay mix..im like wtf...........and he goes look i have you on camera............and goes up to grab it and it falls......it was actually a kiddies toy from argos...........

i didnt know henrietta started exporting her eggs the hussy

oh im allergic to cress...you know that........oh well make yourself useful you can pick all the cress out for me........good girl.i'll give you a quid