Where you been you fake besty. I left you like a million messages but like you totally ignored me you frenemy. What's up with my cuty green creature being stolen. I reckon them freaks I totally obsessed with me. Like imitation is the greatest form of flattery. I mean I don't blame them who wouldn't wanna be me. :p

Hows you? More importantly how's the hair? I mean the hair laila. I mean last week you really gav them Africans a run for their afro. I'm like damn is that laila or laquanda?

Now to the most undeniably important question of the day. Where the hell is henrietta. Now I know you been quiet and all but like where is she. I've noticed a smug grin. You gone eated her did u? What u mean you had BBQ. Oh was that a dream. Who knows.

Did I tell you I love henrietta. And stop stealing all her eggs. It's hard work laying eggs and she promised only to lay them for her true love. That's me by the way if you're wondering.

So how you been? Hows life. The sea? The beach? The HAIR?