i didn't call your parents retarded, i called you a retarded. i said if your parents were related? see, you are to stupid to understand.
i can talk to strange girls as much as i want, because i am not a salafiya, wahabiya, who believe such non-sense like talking to strange girls is haram. you see you idiot, it's salafiya, wahabiya that believe that. i'm not salafiya, wahabiya, and their munafiqiya like you. i can talk to anyone i want. get it?
you are salafiya, wahabiya, you should worry about talking to strange girls, and watching football, because according to them, these things are haram.
i watch football, and talk to strange girls, just like you, but i don't claim to be salafiya, wahabiya, munafiqiya like you. do you understand? well, probably not.

but, worth a try.