I'm usually not the first to do so, but I reckon with a bit of foresight, I might be the first.

First of all: Congratulations on being the first person on PF to reach 9999 posts on the main board.
2nd: Congratulation for being the first to hit 10000 posts.

Sure, I'm saying this to you early, but looks like you are fast approaching those numbers, so no matter who congratulates you when you get there, I'll have been the first one to ALREADY have congratulated you.

All in advance. Well done buddy.