Can a mod ban me for 2 weeks ?

[Al Hanif]

I need to catch up some delay and I am addicted to Internet, so I need your help.

It's like a voluntary gambling ban service.

I'll try 2 weeks from today, If it's not efficient enough, I'll ask for a permaban.

[Al Hanif]

I am drop dead serious guys. This is a genuine request.

Or maybe it's against the forum rules to ban someone if he didn't broke the rules ?

Maybe I should insult someone then ?

[Al Hanif]

Any volunteers to be insulted ?

[Al Hanif]

No one ? Really ?

Well, if it's impossible to ban me for 2 weeks, you can ban me for 3 weeks. It's fine too.

[IamDZJ]

faqad begi khane shoish ast. Har wakht dilish shud daraya, har wakht dilish shud tashref bebara.

[Al Hanif]

Let's go for a month, then. An entire month.

Damn! You're tough negotiators !

[Al Hanif]

faqad begi khane khosorish ast. Har wakht filing shud daraya, har wakht dilish shud tashref bebara.

oughr fhmigh hta dicht lhajt a bnt 3ame, oula'ntch sngh ad siwoulgh s'lougha ino

^ I can speak Berber and you won't understand anything either.

[~Gangster~]

dude email admin khan or any of the mods no need to create a thread

[Gulalai]

just have someone change your password for you

[Al Hanif]

just have someone change your password for you

Yeah so that they'll spy my kinky messages.

Only Admins have the right to spy on my Private Messages.

[Gulalai]

Yeah so that they'll spy my kinky messages.

Only Admins have the right to spy on my Private Messages.

ok...

well obviously have someone you trust do it

[Al Hanif]

ok...

well obviously have someone you trust do it

LOL you really thought I have kinky messages stored in my PM box ?

Even it was the case, It's not a matter of trust. I trust my mother but I don't want her to read the messages in my phone.

I already asked a mod to ban me but he refuses.

I think it's a conspiracy against me.

They're all trying to troll me by refusing to ban me.

[Old School Killiwal]

only the son of man will ban you. realize yourself and you will find a way around your problem which was sent and created by the devil's internet.

[Al Hanif]

I guess we'll have to resort to serious means.

Who wants to do me a favor and starts provoking me ?

DZJ ? No ?

You don't want to call me an Arab ?

Not even a little ???

There is also "piles of filth", "idiot", "camel", "obnoxious son of a bitch".

Pick anything you want.

Please.

[Al Hanif]

**** you DZJ. **** you.