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السلام عليكم
Si quiere sabel, voy a explical mi realidá. Yo soy el malo.
If it is not entirely obvious to you, I am Killzai but in order to avoid confusion, do not call me that as it was the username of my previous account.
I apologize for going all out with my obnoxious remarks defaming your people however a certain somebody deeply offended me and I was in defense mode. The Killzai account has been banned but I come in peace.
As proof of my new reformed and improved behavior, any hostile, vulgar, racist or offensive posts (toward me or my peoples) which I perceive to be genuinely targeted at me as an insult, will be ignored in this new incarnation.
Any provocative material will similarly be avoided in the interest of maintaining peace and tranquility.
I will now explain in all honesty my true identity, background, life story and my reasons/intentions for being on this forum which is dedicated to the Pashtun people even though I am not one of them. Or am I? According to some criteria (namely, speaking the language), yes I am indeed a Pashtun.
However ethnically and by descent/origin I am not remotely Pashtun or Afghan, or from modern Pakistan/India as well for that matter. Neither are any of my parents or even my grandparents. I am not "from" any Asian country even though I have lived in one, Pakistan, for many years.
I learnt the languages of Pashto and Urdu (as well as broken Dari and Punjabi to a lesser extent) while I was in Pakistan out of interest and because I genuinely liked the Pashtuns I met who I thought were very cool gangsters smuggling and making guns. I learnt Urdu in order to make survival there easier (English-speakers get ripped off) and voila! Nobody noticed that I wasn't Pakistani until they saw my mom (who is of Canarian descent and largely retains that look), my brother who looks like a typical lighter-skinned Puero Rican such as Fat Joe (however my bro is very skinny and tall) and until they saw my passport and until they noticed my family was not Muslim.
I was in Pakistan because my father initially took a job there and later stayed for conducting business due to him seeing many opportunities over there, i.e. exploiting the rich expatriates and the poor locals alike. My family had a bar, a restaurant, a "sheesha" place and a fashion boutique in Islamabad until all were closed down because of our extravagant lifestyle and father's bad habits and poor choices. We left Pakistan when I was 16.
Before moving to Pakistan, my family lived in Ponce, PR and later Chicago, Illinois, which is the US city I identify with. In Chicago, we lived in Humbolt Park. We left the US when I was 10.
I am Caribbean by descent (my father's side of the family is from the Virgin Islands and then immigrated to England in the 1970s, while my mother is actually from the main Puerto Rico Island, from the city of Ponce) and I was born in the UK but spent most of my life outside it (I thank God for the opportunity I was given to live abroad, as I dislike living in the UK), arriving in London-South only 4 years ago for education (which backfired) and work (which I could not find).
I then moved to Granada, Spain from where I later returned to London due to the soaring unemployment. Currently I am in the Arabian (or Persian?) Gulf and I hate it here too. I am here because someone promised me a job as a manager in the Ritz-Carlton hotel, Muscat due to me speaking many languages and possessing a British passport which somehow separates me from rest of the "Brown" workforce even though obviously I am "Brown" myself.
As far as my religious views are concerned, I may not be classed as a "practicing" Muslim but I have strong faith in Allah, I accept the Holy Qur`an as the truth and I refrain from consuming that which is unlawful. I "converted" to Islam sincerely when I was 18 years old and living in London, where I befriended several Muslims. However due to my personal laziness, flaws and worldly materialistic desires, I hardly ever pray, fast or attend mosque even though I wish I did and I envy those of Islamic upbringing.
My dad is an agnostic I think and my mom does believe in God but claims not to follow a religion. She prays when she is in need. Her religious views are largely derived from Catholic family and what she learnt from Muslims while in Pakistan. My parents are largely secular individuals, while my brother is a Muslim too and a sincere one who attends Mosque on fridays and often fasts during Ramadan. He converted in Pakistan. He is about 7 years my senior.
He is a lawyer by profession. The rest of my family are criminals in one way or the other.
Growing up and even today, both of my parents were/are alcoholics and that often lead them to be negligent of their responsibilities as well as having a negative affect on me, their youngest child. Because of this I abstain from alcohol myself unless in certain situations (I enjoy a Bacardi or two while I'm on a plane mid-air and when I'm pressured to drink by friends). Regarding Marijuana, I love it. It is my medicine and elixir. It is the tree of life. Unfortunately, I have the bad habit of smoking cigarettes and I am addicted to nicotine, and have been since I was 12.
Now, my reason for being on this forum all these years and under various accounts was mainly for learning various dialects of Pashto and seeing how far I could get posing as a Pashtun before being found out. One thing lead to another and before you knew it, I was trolling left, right and center!
I apologize for that too and vow to stop, as of today.
My views on race are the same as those expressed by the Killzai account, I hate all white people regardless of anything and want them to be exterminated.
You may it believe or not, the choice is yours but as far as I'm concerned, this is the ultimate truth and I can prove each and every one of my claims here.
Once again, please accept my apologies and good wishes.
- Shahid Adil Antonio El Camello a.k.a. Hakim, a.k.a. Subhan, a.k.a. Tony.
Si quiere sabel, voy a explical mi realidá. Yo soy el malo.
If it is not entirely obvious to you, I am Killzai but in order to avoid confusion, do not call me that as it was the username of my previous account.
I apologize for going all out with my obnoxious remarks defaming your people however a certain somebody deeply offended me and I was in defense mode. The Killzai account has been banned but I come in peace.
As proof of my new reformed and improved behavior, any hostile, vulgar, racist or offensive posts (toward me or my peoples) which I perceive to be genuinely targeted at me as an insult, will be ignored in this new incarnation.
Any provocative material will similarly be avoided in the interest of maintaining peace and tranquility.
I will now explain in all honesty my true identity, background, life story and my reasons/intentions for being on this forum which is dedicated to the Pashtun people even though I am not one of them. Or am I? According to some criteria (namely, speaking the language), yes I am indeed a Pashtun.
However ethnically and by descent/origin I am not remotely Pashtun or Afghan, or from modern Pakistan/India as well for that matter. Neither are any of my parents or even my grandparents. I am not "from" any Asian country even though I have lived in one, Pakistan, for many years.
I learnt the languages of Pashto and Urdu (as well as broken Dari and Punjabi to a lesser extent) while I was in Pakistan out of interest and because I genuinely liked the Pashtuns I met who I thought were very cool gangsters smuggling and making guns. I learnt Urdu in order to make survival there easier (English-speakers get ripped off) and voila! Nobody noticed that I wasn't Pakistani until they saw my mom (who is of Canarian descent and largely retains that look), my brother who looks like a typical lighter-skinned Puero Rican such as Fat Joe (however my bro is very skinny and tall) and until they saw my passport and until they noticed my family was not Muslim.
I was in Pakistan because my father initially took a job there and later stayed for conducting business due to him seeing many opportunities over there, i.e. exploiting the rich expatriates and the poor locals alike. My family had a bar, a restaurant, a "sheesha" place and a fashion boutique in Islamabad until all were closed down because of our extravagant lifestyle and father's bad habits and poor choices. We left Pakistan when I was 16.
Before moving to Pakistan, my family lived in Ponce, PR and later Chicago, Illinois, which is the US city I identify with. In Chicago, we lived in Humbolt Park. We left the US when I was 10.
I am Caribbean by descent (my father's side of the family is from the Virgin Islands and then immigrated to England in the 1970s, while my mother is actually from the main Puerto Rico Island, from the city of Ponce) and I was born in the UK but spent most of my life outside it (I thank God for the opportunity I was given to live abroad, as I dislike living in the UK), arriving in London-South only 4 years ago for education (which backfired) and work (which I could not find).
I then moved to Granada, Spain from where I later returned to London due to the soaring unemployment. Currently I am in the Arabian (or Persian?) Gulf and I hate it here too. I am here because someone promised me a job as a manager in the Ritz-Carlton hotel, Muscat due to me speaking many languages and possessing a British passport which somehow separates me from rest of the "Brown" workforce even though obviously I am "Brown" myself.
As far as my religious views are concerned, I may not be classed as a "practicing" Muslim but I have strong faith in Allah, I accept the Holy Qur`an as the truth and I refrain from consuming that which is unlawful. I "converted" to Islam sincerely when I was 18 years old and living in London, where I befriended several Muslims. However due to my personal laziness, flaws and worldly materialistic desires, I hardly ever pray, fast or attend mosque even though I wish I did and I envy those of Islamic upbringing.
My dad is an agnostic I think and my mom does believe in God but claims not to follow a religion. She prays when she is in need. Her religious views are largely derived from Catholic family and what she learnt from Muslims while in Pakistan. My parents are largely secular individuals, while my brother is a Muslim too and a sincere one who attends Mosque on fridays and often fasts during Ramadan. He converted in Pakistan. He is about 7 years my senior.
He is a lawyer by profession. The rest of my family are criminals in one way or the other.
Growing up and even today, both of my parents were/are alcoholics and that often lead them to be negligent of their responsibilities as well as having a negative affect on me, their youngest child. Because of this I abstain from alcohol myself unless in certain situations (I enjoy a Bacardi or two while I'm on a plane mid-air and when I'm pressured to drink by friends). Regarding Marijuana, I love it. It is my medicine and elixir. It is the tree of life. Unfortunately, I have the bad habit of smoking cigarettes and I am addicted to nicotine, and have been since I was 12.
Now, my reason for being on this forum all these years and under various accounts was mainly for learning various dialects of Pashto and seeing how far I could get posing as a Pashtun before being found out. One thing lead to another and before you knew it, I was trolling left, right and center!
I apologize for that too and vow to stop, as of today.
My views on race are the same as those expressed by the Killzai account, I hate all white people regardless of anything and want them to be exterminated.
You may it believe or not, the choice is yours but as far as I'm concerned, this is the ultimate truth and I can prove each and every one of my claims here.
Once again, please accept my apologies and good wishes.
- Shahid Adil Antonio El Camello a.k.a. Hakim, a.k.a. Subhan, a.k.a. Tony.
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