Lahore = Da Lahore Mazdigar, OP = Other person
Pashtun unity according to Da Lahore Mazdigar
OP: You're very active on Pashtun forums these days Lahore.
Lahore: Yeah, I'm spreading Pashtun unity on there.
OP: Oh really, how?
Lahore: Oh I've told Afghan Pashtuns that they are heavily influenced by Tajik culture and Shiasm too and insult them.
OP: Wow.
Lahore: Yeah, it's a great way of unifying Pashtuns on both sides of the border.
OP: Oh is there anything else you do to "unify" Pashtuns.
Lahore: Yeah in one act of unifying, I threatened an Afghan Pashtun to a fight. I wanted to bash his face in.
OP: Are you serious?
Lahore: Yes, his name was [MENTION=3499]abassinafghan[/MENTION], I wanted to help unify Pashtuns by beating him up, by hospitalizing an Afghan Pashtun.
OP: Hmmm...
Lahore: Yeah, I'm the Mike Tyson, Rocky Balboa of Pashtun forums.

"Da Rocky Mazdigar".
Lahore: However though I am trying hard to unify Pashtuns by insulting Afghan Pashtuns and their culture saying its Tajik and Shia-influenced and by threatening to beat some of them up, I do have an enemy on the forum.
OP: Who is your enemy..Rocky...sorry, I mean Lahore.
Lahore: He is Bengal_Tiger, who is trying to disunite Pashtuns.
OP: How?
Lahore: Oh he says things like I shouldn't say I respect Bengalis more than Afghans as Bengalis have nothing in common with Pashtuns whereas Afghan Pashtuns are the blood brothers of Pakistani Pashtuns.
OP:..wow...what else?
Lahore: While I am trying to unify Pashtuns by calling Afghans, Tajiks and Shia influenced he is also saying that I should respect Afghanistan as it is the motherland of Pashtuns.
OP: Wow...
OP: Well what can I say Da Lahore, but you really have some "unique" ways of "unifying" Pashtuns.
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Everyone please ignore the rants of this clown, I am not "IamBengali" (a defence.pk poster) and have never posted threads raving about Pakistani films, or any of the nonsense that Da Rocky Mazdigar is accusing me of.
Pashtun unity according to Da Lahore Mazdigar
OP: You're very active on Pashtun forums these days Lahore.
Lahore: Yeah, I'm spreading Pashtun unity on there.
OP: Oh really, how?
Lahore: Oh I've told Afghan Pashtuns that they are heavily influenced by Tajik culture and Shiasm too and insult them.
OP: Wow.
Lahore: Yeah, it's a great way of unifying Pashtuns on both sides of the border.
OP: Oh is there anything else you do to "unify" Pashtuns.
Lahore: Yeah in one act of unifying, I threatened an Afghan Pashtun to a fight. I wanted to bash his face in.
OP: Are you serious?
Lahore: Yes, his name was [MENTION=3499]abassinafghan[/MENTION], I wanted to help unify Pashtuns by beating him up, by hospitalizing an Afghan Pashtun.
OP: Hmmm...
Lahore: Yeah, I'm the Mike Tyson, Rocky Balboa of Pashtun forums.
"Da Rocky Mazdigar".
Lahore: However though I am trying hard to unify Pashtuns by insulting Afghan Pashtuns and their culture saying its Tajik and Shia-influenced and by threatening to beat some of them up, I do have an enemy on the forum.
OP: Who is your enemy..Rocky...sorry, I mean Lahore.
Lahore: He is Bengal_Tiger, who is trying to disunite Pashtuns.
OP: How?
Lahore: Oh he says things like I shouldn't say I respect Bengalis more than Afghans as Bengalis have nothing in common with Pashtuns whereas Afghan Pashtuns are the blood brothers of Pakistani Pashtuns.
OP:..wow...what else?
Lahore: While I am trying to unify Pashtuns by calling Afghans, Tajiks and Shia influenced he is also saying that I should respect Afghanistan as it is the motherland of Pashtuns.
OP: Wow...
OP: Well what can I say Da Lahore, but you really have some "unique" ways of "unifying" Pashtuns.
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Everyone please ignore the rants of this clown, I am not "IamBengali" (a defence.pk poster) and have never posted threads raving about Pakistani films, or any of the nonsense that Da Rocky Mazdigar is accusing me of.







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