You know your Pashtun when

[darkwitch]

Rofllll

[Dinosaur Khan]

hahaha
good read

[SwatiTheBrave1]

You know you're Pashtun when...

1) You only trust foreign cars (i.e., Honda, Toyota, etc.)

2. Your parents protect you and don't let you party

im treated like a daughter unfortunately..

3. When you normally talk, people think you are yelling

4. Eating any meal on the floor is normal

thats ur spirit..

5. Your grandfather -- or even your father for that matter -- puts his klanshikof under his pillow at night

tahst ghetto right there...

6. Your grandma/mother calls all other Afghans "Parsibanan"

7. You speak Pashto whenever and wherever you feel like, loud enough for everyone to hear

feeling like a gansta...

8. Your dad insults you by insulting himself.... "da khar bachiya"

hell ya... all the time..

9. Police stops you at check post and just finds "NASWAR" in your pockets

1o. You get shouted at almost everyday when you are at home by your dad and his face is a permanent color of red from the boiling anger inside him!


12. You say Marra, Waee, Yara Kho no, etc. while talking in Urdu with your Desi friends

13. You drink sheen chai or qawa 24/7

sheen chai? You kidding me? Tor chai roriya.. tor chai..

14. Every conversation turns into a fight



15. All your friends have heard from you how you can beat anyone up even if they are twice your size because you have "Pashtun blood"

16. If you ever get into an argument with your overly dramatic mother, she goes lewanai and starts yelling something along the lines of, "Ao kana, za kho spai yem! Za kho issan na yam! Taso ba khushaala shai che za kala mrra sham!" even when the argument is over something trivial like cleaning your room

true that...

17. You think on your next trip overseas, you're gonna travel light for once until at the last minute your mother gives you 20 kgs of completely irrelevant people's junk to take to their relatives, 'cause she can't say no to anyone

18. Your parents are always complaining about you
and NEVER happy wid anything you do comparing u to other people
too much of this.. imma run away soon...

19. You got a hidden pocket in your parthoug for naswar

20. You are ready to fight every split second

too many yarr.. I havent been keeping a record bbokk.. but will now..

21. You speak urdu, one knows you're definetly Pashtun

25. Your grandma tells you stories about de 'pa-khwa' days.

hate those stories.. I wanna do this to them:

26. Your dad talks about the ways he will kill you or hurt you if you disobey him AND you are not appalled because you expect no less

Dad: "sum sha kana no zwaran doma de!"

27. Your mom yells at you EVERYDAY for not helping her

moms are liers...

28. Your parents care tooo much about what you wear, where you go, and what you do.

I cant hang around with my little tiny cuzzinz... wtf??

30. You go out and ALWAYS eat KABOB

31. You loose a cricket match and you shoot yourTV screen

34. You're watching TV and your mom/grandma yells, "Paasa beghairata! Katoona de oshlol!"

no, I get this " pasa da khar bachiya.. kana no plaar ta di ghug koma"

35. You think you NEED to own a Toyota or Suzuki pickup truck to be a man in the village

36. Your parents attack all the free food samples in costco, while you try to walk away and pretend you dont know them until they make you go back to get more for them

37. Your non-speaking English mother tries to bargain at stores in English with the cashier

38. Your friends call and your parents make up the stupidest excuses (you are sleeping, showering, eating, etc.) when you are sitting right beside to them

39. You go shopping with your parents, and you see something you want and your parents complain and say how when you go home they can make it for you.

40. Your parents try to hook you up with your cousins

41. There’s more oil in your food than actual food

unfortunately its the other way.. it feels as if im eating rocks..

42. At least once a week, your mom says, "The good old days in zamong kaley keee"

43. Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be a doctor, lawyer, or engineer

so true.. Mom and their imagination..

44. Your parents had eight daughters in hopes of having a son

45. Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids

46. After a family meal, the women fight to death over who should wash
I have no grown up sisters, but cousins: ... atlest one of them have a black eye a week.

47. Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to eat food

48. You have at least thirty cousins

I have 8 uncles and 8 aunts all from same dad Mashallah... more than 50 cuzzins i think..

49. You think the only solution to a problem is fighting

50. You tend to pronounce plate "Palate" and glass "GEE LASS"

51. You say bye 20 times on the phone or to a guest before they finally leave
most awkward moments...

52. You do all the housework and cooking if you are female

53. Your relatives alone could populate a small city

54. You try and fit 5 kids in the back of a Hatchback. One on top of the other.

55. You get house warming gifts, you give them to some other family and it ends up getting passed around until it gets back to you

happend a couple of times to mom...

56. You carefully unwrap presents to save the wrapping paper so you can use it to re-gift later on.

there thats me.. the highlighted are the ones I can relate to.. and great job bro..

[Son of Mountains]

Waah...great to read all. I really enjoyed it marra!

[Cookiemonster]

[Master Khan]

And people back home always ask you to buy them things like Mobile, Camara and Always ask for money.

[khyaal]

You know you're Pashtun when...

1) You only trust foreign cars (i.e., Honda, Toyota, etc.)

2. Your parents protect you and don't let you party

3. When you normally talk, people think you are yelling

4. Eating any meal on the floor is normal

5. Your grandfather -- or even your father for that matter -- puts his klanshikof under his pillow at night

6. Your grandma/mother calls all other Afghans "Parsibanan"

7. You speak Pashto whenever and wherever you feel like, loud enough for everyone to hear

8. Your dad insults you by insulting himself.... "da khar bachiya"

9. Police stops you at check post and just finds "NASWAR" in your pockets

1o. You get shouted at almost everyday when you are at home by your dad and his face is a permanent color of red from the boiling anger inside him!

12. You say Marra, Waee, Yara Kho no, etc. while talking in Urdu with your Desi friends

13. You drink sheen chai or qawa 24/7

14. Every conversation turns into a fight

15. All your friends have heard from you how you can beat anyone up even if they are twice your size because you have "Pashtun blood"

16. If you ever get into an argument with your overly dramatic mother, she goes lewanai and starts yelling something along the lines of, "Ao kana, za kho spai yem! Za kho issan na yam! Taso ba khushaala shai che za kala mrra sham!" even when the argument is over something trivial like cleaning your room

17. You think on your next trip overseas, you're gonna travel light for once until at the last minute your mother gives you 20 kgs of completely irrelevant people's junk to take to their relatives, 'cause she can't say no to anyone

18. Your parents are always complaining about you
and NEVER happy wid anything you do comparing u to other people

19. You got a hidden pocket in your parthoug for naswar

20. You are ready to fight every split second

21. You speak urdu, one knows you're definetly Pashtun

25. Your grandma tells you stories about de 'pa-khwa' days.

26. Your dad talks about the ways he will kill you or hurt you if you disobey him AND you are not appalled because you expect no less

27. Your mom yells at you EVERYDAY for not helping her

28. Your parents care tooo much about what you wear, where you go, and what you do.

30. You go out and ALWAYS eat KABOB

31. You loose a cricket match and you shoot yourTV screen

34. You're watching TV and your mom/grandma yells, "Paasa beghairata! Katoona de oshlol!"

35. You think you NEED to own a Toyota or Suzuki pickup truck to be a man in the village

36. Your parents attack all the free food samples in costco, while you try to walk away and pretend you dont know them until they make you go back to get more for them

37. Your non-speaking English mother tries to bargain at stores in English with the cashier

38. Your friends call and your parents make up the stupidest excuses (you are sleeping, showering, eating, etc.) when you are sitting right beside to them

39. You go shopping with your parents, and you see something you want and your parents complain and say how when you go home they can make it for you.

40. Your parents try to hook you up with your cousins

41. There’s more oil in your food than actual food

42. At least once a week, your mom says, "The good old days in zamong kaley keee"

43. Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be a doctor, lawyer, or engineer

44. Your parents had eight daughters in hopes of having a son

45. Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids

46. After a family meal, the women fight to death over who should wash

47. Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to eat food

48. You have at least thirty cousins

49. You think the only solution to a problem is fighting

50. You tend to pronounce plate "Palate" and glass "GEE LASS"

51. You say bye 20 times on the phone or to a guest before they finally leave

52. You do all the housework and cooking if you are female

53. Your relatives alone could populate a small city

54. You try and fit 5 kids in the back of a Hatchback. One on top of the other.

55. You get house warming gifts, you give them to some other family and it ends up getting passed around until it gets back to you

56. You carefully unwrap presents to save the wrapping paper so you can use it to re-gift later on.

A typical **** brainwashed.

[Dinosaur Khan]

^ Oye lag guzara kawa.

[Palwasha]

LOL!!! Jokess!

[Master Khan]

If you don't own any guns then you are not really a true Pashtun.
the bigger your gun the bigger pashtun you are.

[khyaal]

If you don't own any guns then you are not really a true Pashtun.
the bigger your gun the bigger pashtun you are.

I don't see that much guns in Sawabai. lol you must be joking, talking of the tribal stereotype.

[Laila]

I hate guns....i hate it i hate it. I dont see any good out of it.....If you kill one person it is equal to killing a thousand beings. I dont understand people who can hold a gun and not sense or feel what it does.

What happened to those times when swords were used? I only accept guns for one sole purpose: security. Other than that, blah. Back home, my relatives have guns....though they do not take it out unless its the last resort.

I dont accept it if it makes you Pakhtun.

[Master Khan]

I don't see that much guns in Sawabai. lol you must be joking, talking of the tribal stereotype.

Came to Swabi and I will show you
We can't just walk around the streets with topacks on our backs, We hide it in our houses until we are in danger.
Guns are our pride and a friend in need.

[khyaal]

Came to Swabi and I will show you
We can't just walk around the streets with topacks on our backs, We hide it in our houses until we are in danger.
Guns are our pride and a friend in need.

I live in your neighbourhood. In a country where ther is no rule of law it is some times necessary for personal protection but your depiction is more of an exaggeration.

[Master Khan]

I live in your neighbourhood. In a country where ther is no rule of law it is some times necessary for personal protection but your depiction is more of an exaggeration.

well where you from wrora