You know your Afghan when....

[LifexMoments]

Your refer to your dad’s friends as Uncle ( kaa kaa Jaan)..
Your parents say you’re becoming Americanized anytime you get into trouble..
After a family meal, the women fight to the death over who should wash dishes
Your parents want you to become a doctor or engineer…
You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out…
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if you’re in the next room..
You have at least thirty cousins…
You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it’s normal!
You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport..
You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone’s house…
You say bye 17 times on the phone..
When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover they know one of your relatives back home..
Your parents don’t realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls!
Your mother does everything for you if you are male!
You do all the housework and cooking if you are female!

A visa is not a credit card. ...
Your refer to your dad's friends as Uncle..
You have an endless supply of food...
Your parents say you're becoming Americanized anytime you get into trouble..
You curse at your teachers or strangers in farsi...
You can spot an afghan a mile away and they have spotted at you because they keep staring...
After a family meal, the women fight to the death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and discuss politics, waiting for their tea...
Your parents want you to become a doctor or engineer...
You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out...
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if you're in the next room..
You have at least thirty cousins...
You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal!
You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport..
You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house...
You say bye 17 times on the phone..
When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover they know one of your relatives back home..
Your mother does everything for you if you are male!
You do all the housework and cooking if you are female!
Your relatives alone could populate a small city..
You still came back home to live with your parents after you graduate..
You teach Westerners curse words in farsi You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".
Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day.
You've had a shoe thrown at you by your mother..

[Feroza_Banu]

u know your afghan when: you make at least 10 types of food for a melmastia and when you serve food to the guest you say... i am sorry i didn't make anything worthy of you guys, "hes shai mo na dai pakha karrai, wabakhshai"

[Mayana]

I know they always front like this is what they cook for regular dinner LOL
"Its shay mo naday pakh karray, saada da Kor dodai da.." oooh my Afghans and their hospitality <3

[AnGaaR]

U keep telling ur guests to eat more and more , if they refuse to eat U say... You didnt like the food? it didnt taste good? you pretty much make them feel guilty and they keep eating until they r near to lay down on couch or toshaka lol




Your mom calls all ur sibling's names before she reaches to ur name



When u were a kid, Your mom used to tell u and drag ur ears not to eat too much in da parties or grab more than one candy.

You pick up the phone without knowing whos on da other side.. u keep asking about their family and friends And when u find out who he/she is, u start all over again



nor ba wrosta likum lol


Oh and you always say.. Black tea or green tea?

[Mayana]

LOL
what's up with this calling the names of all the kids and relatives before reaching the actual name of the person you're calling?

[IamDZJ]

with all due respect, isn't this a repost?

[Alia]

you know your a real afg when
you parents hitted you with a shoe once in your life xD