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Post anything funny about 'before and after marriage' quotes:
-Man: Is there any way for long life?
Doctor: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Doctorr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
-Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
begins!
-It's funny when people discuss love marriage versus arranged marriage.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
-It's difficult to understand God. He makes such beautiful things as women
and then he turns them into wives.
-If you are married please ignore this message, for everyone else: Happy
Independence Day!
-Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
-Man receives telegram: Wife dead, should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
-There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that
he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going
through hell.
-Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying and the other
ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
-Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
-Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
LOVED the last one, haha! But hey, are we women really that evil?
*Makes a fist*
-Man: Is there any way for long life?
Doctor: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Doctorr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
-Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
begins!
-It's funny when people discuss love marriage versus arranged marriage.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
-It's difficult to understand God. He makes such beautiful things as women
and then he turns them into wives.
-If you are married please ignore this message, for everyone else: Happy
Independence Day!
-Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
-Man receives telegram: Wife dead, should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
-There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that
he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going
through hell.
-Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying and the other
ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
-Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
-Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
LOVED the last one, haha! But hey, are we women really that evil?
*Makes a fist*
, Atleast you won't be alone.
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