Why women should not drive.

[Alchemist]

Let me play devil's advocate for a moment here. And express what a real chauvinist macho man such as my self and Randy Savage believe.
I know 99.99% of the women here will hate me after this but hey...you should thank me because I am being HONEST with you about men really FEEL about you ...whinning and complaing of "equal rights" ..torture ...this that...whatever! And yeah...this is going to be one of my dotty posts...where I just freestyle it with no filter between my brain and hands.... fingers... Masculine fingers that have the power to crush your skull like a cantaloupe...what is that you say? Oh that's right...you can't elope with that guy that is eying you everyday.
I debated for about half a second if I should post my rant in the Hujra second but then I scratched that option out because this is serious stuff. We, men...have been too nice to you. Already tolerated enough crap from you...and I've had enough of you sissies.

Women are tools. Vessels. And not much else for this potter.
You are weak by design.
You can't compete against us. Not in sports. Not in war. Not in technology or Science. You are only good as servant. That is why you get hired as secretaries. That is why Momar Ghadafi has 200 female body guards. Because by the nature of your design, you are just a follower....always loyal to the company, the boss, the department etc etc etc...
Just look at your bodies...you have fat all over you...lose it and you lose all appeal. And you know you are nothing more than ornaments so you dress like that too and even paint your self like easter eggs to decorate the space you take up.
I NEVER ask women for directions..."Umm... you see that big yellow building then you will turn around the blue bus stop top...then u go and you will see this red thingy ..." UGHHH shut uppppp!.. Ask a man? "yeah, 2 km east, after 4 lights head south" DIRECT ..Assertive...and no bs. Gossip Gossip Gossip ...every work enviornment with a girl majority is acidic.." Oh she said this ...he said that ...she said this" ...always making drama. In fact soap operas were invented for lonely house wives. Insurance premium for women are higher... How many times were you driving down the road and you see some bimbo putting lip stick while driving? eye shadow and she is looking at the mirror...At least three times a week I see this. Only young guys pay more ...aged 26...but all other age groups pay less...Their brains are just not good at processing spatial visual information! This is just a fact of life...
Yet they want to compete with us...and rarely ...it's only that one girl whose daddy was a race car drive ..got disappointed that he had a daughter...so she started acting like a guy and hanging out with the guys ...and dedicated her whooole life to just become a mediocre race car driver for daddy's sake...Of Course it is a man's world. We invented every field there is out there that you want to compete in! Again ...look at your bodies...you are plump...like a rabbit ..but you think you are a lion...go ahead push your self ...and you start to leak... then you want to be 'equal' to us...oh ya? you think it is easy to be a man? Not every guy out there is a man...every boy has to prove his manhood. You don't just be a man.. you have to become it. Our worth is not in how good we look ...you start to talk before us...and then you just don't shut up ...put the phone down. I know you are driving the telecommunications economy ...but seriously just ...shhh. Say something worth while. Say something meaningful. Have you ever noticed ...how guys want to be with you ...but then when they are with you ...they want to get away from you just as quickly. You are moody and too opinionated...if women run the world nothing will get done... we'll just sit there bickering and yapping about our feelings... so your hormones are fluctuating ...your body is dictating to you what to do... We are not like you...we have total control over our body...heck we pound our bodies like silver back gorrillas...ever wondered why a lion has 3 or 4 or 10 lionesses doing the hunting for him? And then every thread in this forum goes for 15 pages of women complaining about male mistreatment... we are men ... little boys are like women to us...shrill voices...weak musculature...no strenght...no will power... and a very very soft heart ...why do women cry so much? Crying at funerals ... what a turn off. Women are of the world ...they are tied to nature, its cycles and it's demands ... we are free to roam and dominate ...we are in the world... Whatever you do... you'll just be walking on a path that was beaten already a hundred times by a man before you. Heck ...the only time a woman wants to do something is when she finds out that she is deemed "ugly"..."unattractive" ...otherwise ..her life is a breeze ...she is a sought after prize ..she get's promotion by just dressing good and wearing nice perfume and putting on a fake smile ...ever wonder why so many men are turning gay now? Because their mothers, sisters, ex gfs and what have you always wanted to be a man! Acted like a man ... dressed like dolls and talked like heartless objects...always hunting for the next best man...so they figured... "hey whats the big deal about women anyway?"...they are only desired for the carnal appetite of men ... so these men decided to do the opposite...act like women ...and guess what? Gay guys are better at being girls than girls are at being girls! Its ridiculous ...but its so true .. after all you can't understand men ... but you want men to understand you ...the secret is: We do. We just don't want to tell you ...because you'll cry like the sissy that you are. "Oh he is torturing me...he is hitting mee" LOL .. I had a girl employee jokingly say this about a male co worker all day. Even women know that they can use that excuse of being a women...."sexual harassment"...Just be happy that we are acting this civil at least ... you don't want to see men turn barbaric ...and we turn barbaric ..all hell will break loose on earth ... Just go to some of the worst parts of the world ..go to Liberia where little boys are given the flesh and heart of their enemies to eat ... We can be a hell of a lot worse than you can even imagine. But here is what really ticks me off ... in today's culture...Angels have come to be represented by females. Women like to wear wings ... and put that angelic halo on themselves as a motif of their "divine quality"... don't get it twisted. Angels are NOT females. There are no female Angels... So don't insult them like that... I will rant later. I got ish to do now ... ta ta

[Roshina]

Okay. Let me now go burn my driver's license. BRB.

[Haris]

Yet you would not be alive had it not been for the pain endured and strength shown by your mother.


I understand many of your points and I too believe that man was created with a specific role in life as was the woman, yet you do the women no justice by your comments.

I see alot of arrogance in this thread. Women should be cherished, not objectified. You would be nothing, absolutely nothing if it were not for a woman so please show some respect.



Afterall,
'Behind every great man there's a great woman.'

[Sheenka]

typical thinking

[Notorious Pashtana]

Alchemist, where have you been all my life? I love the way you think. I totally envy the way life is back home, but very few men actually wish to live the same way when they step foot on foreign land. I only hope chauvinists like you could show the same manhood in foreign countries as well, life would be perfect all over the globe for us pukhtanay.

I'd love it if my man would live the perfect life i.e.

- Wake up at Fajar
- Get dressed and drive the kids to school as I shouldn't really be able to drive
- Then he can get himself to work and do a hard 9-5 shift, if he’s fortunate that is! I mean, he being the sole earner he'll probably even have a weekend job to make ends meet
- He can then go out shopping after his tiring day because we're not allowed to and unable to drive
- Before any relaxing he'd have to again take the kids out for Quran lessons or other extracurricular activities
- At the end of the day I’d lay out a lovely feast for him only that he'd be too tired to eat it
- He can also spend his weekends labouring on outdoor tasks like gardening or washing the car as I'd not be allowed to myself and hiring someone would break my pardah
- I'll also only book doctor and other appointments when he's home as I won't be allowed to drive the kids or myself anywhere
- Similarly we can go shopping for other stuff only when he’s around, or I rather he does that alone too, he can worry his little head over what to buy and where to get it from

And this is just the average everyday stuff I can think of from the top of my head, there is so much more to life and getting a man to run around fulfilling it would be the best thing on earth

Basically, I could be a lady of leisure while he's the real servant around me. All I do is clean, wash, cook, and satisfy him, which really isn't much effort for a woman anyway

[faye]

sounds like a gay man coming out of the closet to me. congratulations alchemist, now you can join the fight for your right, to marry another man.

[Notorious Pashtana]

there should be a "like" button with posts, i totally like the above by faye

[Manzareh]

hahaha that was proper funny i must admit lol!

[Alchemist]

Whats up momma's boy...
Haris ...

You typify today's boymen.
Yes! Boymen. Boys that never become men because they still have their umbilical cords attached to mommy.

It's rather a shame to see that men are no longer able to be men because they have psychologically screwed up by women to think that they "would be nothing without women". Which is why in highschool there was always that young bright boy, with loads of potential of fulfilling his destiny as the next big man...only to fall for some girl and then turn into majnoon... and ruin his life for adorning a women too much. TOO MUCH. Don't you think you are exaggerating a bit too much?
But then again ...think about. Which one of us is worse? You or me? I am not the one who is depending on mommy to go do the groceries and still put toilet paper in my bathroom and do this or that for me. I am a man. I don't put the keys in my mom's hands and the tell her to go out to the market and haul groceries home. But I bet you do. Because mommy is superwoman and she can do everything. And women are like that too...self sacrificing. Ready to till the earth till the cows come home. I bet you are happy with your self...to have your sister go work for some strangers and then feel really good about your self for being "open minded" enough to relagate your responsibilities as a man to women. Boymen like you will never gain the respect of their women. You adore them too much. "The pain and suffering of your mommy" is for some reason your pride and reason for existence. It's sad. It really is sad. I feel sorry for your mommy. I know your mommy is content for babying you all the way to the grave. It's in her nature...heck if you wanted to...she'd still put you in diapers. Which is probably why you still feel inadequate. Perhaps you feel that you are not a great man because you still don't have a woman "behind" you.
Don't get it twisted son. It's the job of the man to lead his woman. Not the other way around.
I understand why Boymen have a hard time just becoming men. After all, we come from the womb...it's only natural for some to want to return to it when the world shuns you and you feel defeated.
Anyway. You are excused.
And for the record
I didn't "objectify" women


Relax Pashtana...

I don't want a lazy girl like you either. Don't get me wrong. I am a macho man but that doesn't mean I like sissy girls that just want to curl their hairs all day and mop around the house like a zombie waiting for me to tell them what to do. Plus if and when, inshallah, I do have children I don't want them to have a ditsy mommy that only knows how to cook and clean. Where as you need a man with a father complex to carry you around ...women like fay and roshina need a man to carry around. Some submissive guy who needs a woman with a mommy complex to hold his hand.
I don't endorse either extremes.

[Toramana]

Let me play devil's advocate for a moment here. And express what a real chauvinist macho man such as my self and Randy Savage believe....

Al-chemist brother is it some new kind of Al-Chemy aimed at restoring the lost honour of the menfolk...?

[Alchemist]

Al-chemist brother is it some new kind of Al-Chemy aimed at restoring the lost honour of the menfolk...?

lost honor ...

well your dam right that men have lost their honor...

Who knows what will restore it.

[Toramana]

Yet you would not be alive had it not been for the pain endured and strength shown by your mother.


I understand many of your points and I too believe that man was created with a specific role in life as was the woman, yet you do the women no justice by your comments.

I see alot of arrogance in this thread. Women should be cherished, not objectified. You would be nothing, absolutely nothing if it were not for a woman so please show some respect.



Afterall,
'Behind every great man there's a great woman.'

Harisa Bacha tha kho matha dair sa positive-minded sarai khkarai...badbakhtha da tha da osa porai chartha wai? munga kho da dai da allah da walyano sara da dair wakhth na rakhkawdai kulmai jorai karai di...pa khair..

[Notorious Pashtana]

Relax Pashtana...

I don't want a lazy girl like you either. Don't get me wrong. I am a macho man but that doesn't mean I like sissy girls that just want to curl their hairs all day and mop around the house like a zombie waiting for me to tell them what to do. Plus if and when, inshallah, I do have children I don't want them to have a ditsy mommy that only knows how to cook and clean. Where as you need a man with a father complex to carry you around ...women like fay and roshina need a man to carry around. Some submissive guy who needs a woman with a mommy complex to hold his hand.
I don't endorse either extremes.

interesting as seeing women as servants and banning them from driving is pretty extreme so you clearly contradict, (as you did numerously in your first post as well but I wouldn't bother nit-picking). so make your mind up then, what are you? a khar-dimagh pashtun or a saplay laanday pashtun? no middle way seems likely for your type so kid yourself not.

[*Mahzala*]

Right so, may I ask, what stirred this? Or better still, it wasn't stirred but a fixed state of mind?

[Mayana]

Women have lost femininity and men have lost masculinity.

I, too, could write that much about how some men are not men anymore, how they have lost honor and self-respect. But what's the point, really?