Random Thoughts(New)

[pir_Rokhan]

If Pakistan is hesitant over giving due rights to Pashtuns ,and even they are reluctant in naming their province according to the aspirations of Pakhtuns,what else can Pakhtuns expect from Pakistan.

If the name of the Pakhtunkhwa is not given to the the occupiued land of Pakhtuns INSIDE Pakistan then Pakhtuns should strive for a SEPERATE HOMELAND OF THEIR OWN.

[Palwasha]

which one do you have Khaney?

I have an american accent.

I have none of the ones mentioned, mines just a standard English accent, (perhaps a bit Northern).

[Palwasha]

which one do you have Khaney?

I have an american accent.

I have none of the ones mentioned, mines just a standard English accent, (perhaps a bit Northern).

[Punjabi]

^thats nice.

what's up everyone.

where is my bestfriend DaZahrooJam.

[Punjabi]

^thats nice.

what's up everyone.

where is my bestfriend DaZahrooJam.

[pir_Rokhan]

I think you posted in wrong thread Pir sahab.

where have you been anyways?

As the thread is Random thoughts so I posted my random thought which I hope should have some sense then the organised thoughts being floated randomly.

Thanks for asking,btw.I was in the process of moving from one country to another.Now am settled hence would be reflecting in both random as well as organised threads.

[pir_Rokhan]

I think you posted in wrong thread Pir sahab.

where have you been anyways?

As the thread is Random thoughts so I posted my random thought which I hope should have some sense then the organised thoughts being floated randomly.

Thanks for asking,btw.I was in the process of moving from one country to another.Now am settled hence would be reflecting in both random as well as organised threads.

[tor_khan]

^LMAOOOO


Tor khan what kind of accent do you have?

Crisp Oxford/BBC.

(He lies).

When I lived in the US, during a severe mid-western snowstorm, my car wouldn't start in a public car park. It was late night and I needed to get home, so I called vehicle recovery.

The woman in the call centre had a thick African American vernacular and asked where I was ...

I explained by telling her something about being in a car park. She said "What?"

I said the car was stuck in a car park.

"Sorry, sir - I don't know what you mean. What's a caah paak?" she asked.

"Mmm... well I guess since in this country you accentuate your Rs, I'll try again - I'm stuck in a carrrrRRR parrrrrRRRk."*

This went on (we spoke for an hour +). She asked how I liked living in American and commented on how she loved my "London" accent now that she was speaking to the first "real" English person in her life. Apparently she said that I sounded like Prince Charles or William. (Little did she know!) "Do you live near Buckingham Palace?"

"Oh yeah - the Queen of England and I are neighbours."

"Great. Do you have red telephone boxes in your country?"

"Yeah. In fact I live in one."

"What kind o carrrRRRs do you drive in England?"

"Well, after morning tea, most of us put on a bowler hat and stiff collars and cycle to school on a penny farthing where we learn all about Shakespeare and Dickens."




[How easy it is to impress with a plummy English accent.]



*parking lot to many North Americans

[tor_khan]

^LMAOOOO


Tor khan what kind of accent do you have?

Crisp Oxford/BBC.

(He lies).

When I lived in the US, during a severe mid-western snowstorm, my car wouldn't start in a public car park. It was late night and I needed to get home, so I called vehicle recovery.

The woman in the call centre had a thick African American vernacular and asked where I was ...

I explained by telling her something about being in a car park. She said "What?"

I said the car was stuck in a car park.

"Sorry, sir - I don't know what you mean. What's a caah paak?" she asked.

"Mmm... well I guess since in this country you accentuate your Rs, I'll try again - I'm stuck in a carrrrRRR parrrrrRRRk."*

This went on (we spoke for an hour +). She asked how I liked living in American and commented on how she loved my "London" accent now that she was speaking to the first "real" English person in her life. Apparently she said that I sounded like Prince Charles or William. (Little did she know!) "Do you live near Buckingham Palace?"

"Oh yeah - the Queen of England and I are neighbours."

"Great. Do you have red telephone boxes in your country?"

"Yeah. In fact I live in one."

"What kind o carrrRRRs do you drive in England?"

"Well, after morning tea, most of us put on a bowler hat and stiff collars and cycle to school on a penny farthing where we learn all about Shakespeare and Dickens."




[How easy it is to impress with a plummy English accent.]



*parking lot to many North Americans

[Admin Khan]

That was a funny read.

[Admin Khan]

That was a funny read.

[Dukemina]

Hahahahhahahahaa Tor Khana man thats hilarious! Poor gal she seemed completely awestruck :P

[Dukemina]

Hahahahhahahahaa Tor Khana man thats hilarious! Poor gal she seemed completely awestruck :P

[Laila]

Time to bite tonight *rubs her hands together*

[Laila]

Time to bite tonight *rubs her hands together*