Random Thoughts

[Muslimah]

16!
U shall both be my sons!
Mine and shlombays! our children :P

[Pakhtunzai]

16!
U shall both be my sons!
Mine and shlombays! our children :P

Nah i'm 19 in July insha allah

Ps is it serious..with Shlombay?

[Master Khan]

lol
ya but you were probably engaged since u were 3...

wow lol no!! I got engaged last year

16!
U shall both be my sons!
Mine and shlombays! our children :P

buy me chicken and chips!!...halal one

[Muslimah]

hahah
no
he can't commit. He is right now trying to find wives over 500 pounds each. Wants four of them. They also must be hair and have a beard and moustache.
I definitely don't fit that description.

I will buy u chicken...chips are not healthy my son! Only if you go for a jog/long walk afterwards where u can burn off those chips and not get fat...then I can let you have them.

[Muslimah]

I know pashtuns that have been engaged since birth - kind of like parental agreements. Mabrook then my son! I must approve of her first! She is Pashtana? Educated?

[Master Khan]

hahah
no
he can't commit. He is right now trying to find wives over 500 pounds each. Wants four of them. They also must be hair and have a beard and moustache.
I definitely don't fit that description.

I will buy u chicken...chips are not healthy my son! Only if you go for a jog/long walk afterwards where u can burn off those chips and not get fat...then I can let you have them.

wow thats great, I love to have a trainer.

[Muslimah]

hehe
I shall feed u accordingly to keep you healthy, and drag u to the gym. But..I don't like to drive...i hope you have your license. U can cart me around! Like a good son

[Pakhtunzai]

hehe
I shall feed u accordingly to keep you healthy, and drag u to the gym. But..I don't like to drive...i hope you have your license. U can cart me around! Like a good son

LOLLL awww

[Muslimah]

hey
what u awwing? ur bothmy sons!

[Master Khan]

hehe
I shall feed u accordingly to keep you healthy, and drag u to the gym. But..I don't like to drive...i hope you have your license. U can cart me around! Like a good son

I am still learning, you can't drive till you are 18 in the UK.

[Muslimah]

that sucks
Ok fine...i will cart my sons around until i get a license

wow i had you when i was 6 years old. shame on me!

[Master Khan]

that sucks
Ok fine...i will cart my sons around until i get a license

wow i had you when i was 6 years old. shame on me!

lol!!, well the youngest grandmother ever is 24 in Italy.

[Muslimah]

wow
that should be illegal!
hows ur bday going? did u get a cake?

[Master Khan]

wow
that should be illegal!
hows ur bday going? did u get a cake?

nope it was a normal day.
funny enough my brother brought a cake(not for my birthday) because it was really cheap lol..my mum just quickly brought it told me to cut it lol.

or else it was same crap but different day.

[Muslimah]

well I would've got you a big ice cream cake and taken you to Canada's wonderland if u were a good son and deserved it! Cuz thats what a good mommy does! haha