Pukhto Jokes

[Sweet]

Yo mola jomat ke osido.
Cha warta pishmany rawnaro no che der
Tang sho no
Loud Speaker ye on ko ao pa
Chaga sho:
Pishmany rorai geeni Bang drta waym.

[Sweet]

Da Football na cha tapos oka che
Tala har sok latey wale darkai?
Football okhandal, ao weway
“Khalqo ta qunah neshta!
Zama kona ke hawa da..

[Sweet]

Yaw Kanjus la Bejlai current war ko.
Khazi war ta we khair kho sho kana..
Agha wail: Bakwas pregda, Meter ogora che
So unite mi Owale…

[Sweet]

INTELLIGENT KID: Y r some of ur hair white father?
Father: Every time u do something wrong & make me unhappy, 1 of my hair turns white.
Kid thought 4 a moment & said:
“Khair de Daji sta na hum charta sam kar na de shawe zaka 6 da Nika wekhta me tool Speen di”