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New Kabul City, year 3 (2423 Annus Domini)
The city formerly known as Kabul is entering it's 409th solar year of peace, since the Enlightened Progressive Democratic Forces of NATO (an obsolete democracy-spreading organization dissolved after World War III) freed the country from obscure backward hordes of islamofascists.
The city ranks now second on the global HDI index, just after New Jerusalem, the world capital, and is often refered to by The World President as «the living proof of the supremacy of secularism and progressive thought over religion and tradition»
Who would have guessed that a city destroyed several times by civil war and that was rated as one of the least secure cities in the world for centuries, would gather today a total amount of 7 millions of people for the annual super-gay pride ?
A beautiful progressive enlightened city where Russians and Tajiks used to kill each other centuries ago and are now dancing and kissing each other and taking pride in their sexuality under the eye of Punjakhtuns, an ethnic group that results of the race-mixing of Pashtuns and Punjabis, that now makes up for the majority of New Kabul City population, since the 2420 Borders Laws, that suppressed the borders of all countries and allows all citizens of the World to live in any city they want.
The mayor of New Kabul City, Jonathan Osho Chaudhury, is leading the procession and, using a high speed elevator, promptly went up the 500 feet skyscrapper, making a short speech, retransmitted through globalvision to the Punjakhtuns in the street, as well as millions of gay pride enthusiasts from the four corners of the planet with google glass technology.
Next to him was standing Magdalena Kasia Polskaya, the Minister of Feminism and Equal Gender Rights.
- " Today is a great day " says Mayor Chaudhury, while a dozen of drones above him are patrolling the area.
" 400 years after the establishment of democracy in this land, we can now witness the fantastic improvements democracy, secularism and free-thought achieved "
" Kabul now rates as the least corrupt city in the world. You hear me, my male, female, transexual and gender-fluid friends, I am happy to announce to you on this great day that our city has reached an unprecedented 0% corruption rate "
Mayor Chaudhury, a 25 years old homosexual billionaire covered by tatoos, who was running as a candidate from the Transhumanist Party, was elected thanks to the millions of dollars given to him by lobbying groups, the main ones being AIPAC-KISTAN and Goldman-Sachs South Asia.
Last year, during the elections, an unknown number of terrorists who compared corruption to lobbying on the Quanternet (an updated version of what was formerly known as the Internet) were sentenced to a journey in the prison of Guantanamo City for spreading terrorist ideology and plotting against the security of the Democratic New Order World.
In Guantanamo Bay Prison, the terrorists were forced to assist special courses about the supremacy of democracy in an attempt to remove their terrorist thoughts.
In these courses, the terrorists were lectured about the difference between corruption which happened in totalitarian countries (countries were these sovereign territories before World War III) and lobbying which was part of the democratic system, as it has always been the case in the USA, the mother of the lands of freedom.
The Mayor finished his speech and Minister Polskaya announced the following mega-concert starring Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga and Rihanna.
The concert takes place in a giant building which architecture is similar to former Mosques (a place of worship in a terrorist religion that was erradicated by progressive New Order forces during World War III)
Hundreds of thousands of people gathered from all over the world to see this concert.
The local Punjakhtoons woke up early to be the first to enter into this temple of music.
The concert is divided into 5 parts, corresponding to the formal daytimes of prayers of the former terrorist religion.
Waiting in rows, the music starts and Justin Bieber appears in a transparent-pink Adidas dress.
Thousands of Pujakhtoons cry to the sight of their Idol, thousands of Tajiks start bowing down to the entertainer and millions of people in the Mosque shout " Bieber is the Greatest ".
Pyrotechnic effects, naked Punjakhtoon strippers, neon lights and levitating illusions are ready. The show can now begin.
A Tajik man and a Hazara man who got married in the morning are asking for condoms to the Progressive Patrol that distributes condoms for free. Both wear a pink shirt with the inscription " it's the best day of my life ".
Another Punjakhtoon girl is asking the partol for an abortion pill (abortion pills now have practically no side effects and teenagers as young as 11 frequently take the pill).
Alcohol is flowing and all opiate derivated drugs are available for free, with the mention " local organic opiate product ", as well as LSD, Methemphetamines and Cocaine.
The combination of the noise, the sexual orgy, the drugs, the heat and the bright stromboscopic lights served as an introductive part to the mass hysteria planned for the late hours of the night.
The party was reaching it's paroxysm when a group of 5 men, all dressed in black, furtively entered in the Mosque from the roof, and with the nimbleness of a thousand cats, while perfoming acrobatic jumps, reached the protected elevated place where John Chaudhury was sitting with his four hormonaly-enhanced transexual bodyguards and while four of them focused on neutralizing the Mayor's bodyguards with their 3D-printed paralytic guns, one of them, with a perfectly sharpened Japanese Neo-Noir Cyber-Punk style Katana, cut off the head of the Mayor, and left a note saying " Yours truly, "
Then the five men disappeared in the night,
After recovering from the shock, and to avoid disrupting the show, the bodyguards informed the World's President of the attack and Justin Bieber started singing " Show Must Go on " by Freddie Mercury, a Progressive Nobel Laureate who died of AIDS, the most lethal disease, that surpassed Heart failure 200 years ago.
The party continued until the morning while cleaning agents were sent to clean up the area from the blood.
This group of 5 men was called the Neo-Talibans.
Unlike the Talibans that used to fight democracy-spreading forces in the same area hundreds of years ago, these Neo-Talibans are extremely educated men, experts in technology and science, who build their own weapons and equipment.
In perfect physical condition and highly motivated, these men were the last active terrorists left on this planet.
A group of 5 men, who did not know each other until 3 years ago, and who decided to unite their forces and skills to cause as much damage as possible to the system in which they lived.
It all started 3 years ago, when the leader of the team, Hanif, a 35 years old quantum informatician of Berber descent, expert in Martial Arts and Quantum Theory, decided to do something to avenge his younger sister who was killed in a drone strike for no apparent reason.
He managed to hack the Global Surveillance Agency quantic computer that was spying on all New Order World citizens with programs like Prism and Echelon.
The data he had access to revealed that 4 other men were under the surveillance of the Agency because they were caught having an interest in the terrorist religion : 3 of them typed terrorist related keywords on a search engine, while the other was caught asking for a copy of the Quran in the black market.
After writing down the identity of the 4 men and their location, the leader of the team proceeded with arranging a meet-up with them.
The next 7 months were spent to travel to meet every member in person to prepare for the final meet up as all electronic conversations were monitored since the Anti-Terrorist Patriot Act law.
The meeting was set up for the new year eve (a date that no longer corresponds to the Christian gregorian calendar but now refers to the birth of the Zionist capitol state) in the city of New Fukushima City (a city abandoned since the second nuclear disaster), a place chosen for being the least surveilled city in the world.
The second member of the team is Linh Nguyen, a 32 years old Mathematician of Vietnamese descent, who lost his job at the Shanghai University of Science because the DPD (Democracy Police Department) found non-GMO vegetables in his garden, Monsanto sued him for hazardous biological material and won the lawsuit, as a result Nguyen had to renounce his place in the University and became a homeless man wandering in the streets of Shanghai by night, and occasionally going to cyber-coffees.
The city formerly known as Kabul is entering it's 409th solar year of peace, since the Enlightened Progressive Democratic Forces of NATO (an obsolete democracy-spreading organization dissolved after World War III) freed the country from obscure backward hordes of islamofascists.
The city ranks now second on the global HDI index, just after New Jerusalem, the world capital, and is often refered to by The World President as «the living proof of the supremacy of secularism and progressive thought over religion and tradition»
Who would have guessed that a city destroyed several times by civil war and that was rated as one of the least secure cities in the world for centuries, would gather today a total amount of 7 millions of people for the annual super-gay pride ?
A beautiful progressive enlightened city where Russians and Tajiks used to kill each other centuries ago and are now dancing and kissing each other and taking pride in their sexuality under the eye of Punjakhtuns, an ethnic group that results of the race-mixing of Pashtuns and Punjabis, that now makes up for the majority of New Kabul City population, since the 2420 Borders Laws, that suppressed the borders of all countries and allows all citizens of the World to live in any city they want.
The mayor of New Kabul City, Jonathan Osho Chaudhury, is leading the procession and, using a high speed elevator, promptly went up the 500 feet skyscrapper, making a short speech, retransmitted through globalvision to the Punjakhtuns in the street, as well as millions of gay pride enthusiasts from the four corners of the planet with google glass technology.
Next to him was standing Magdalena Kasia Polskaya, the Minister of Feminism and Equal Gender Rights.
- " Today is a great day " says Mayor Chaudhury, while a dozen of drones above him are patrolling the area.
" 400 years after the establishment of democracy in this land, we can now witness the fantastic improvements democracy, secularism and free-thought achieved "
" Kabul now rates as the least corrupt city in the world. You hear me, my male, female, transexual and gender-fluid friends, I am happy to announce to you on this great day that our city has reached an unprecedented 0% corruption rate "
Mayor Chaudhury, a 25 years old homosexual billionaire covered by tatoos, who was running as a candidate from the Transhumanist Party, was elected thanks to the millions of dollars given to him by lobbying groups, the main ones being AIPAC-KISTAN and Goldman-Sachs South Asia.
Last year, during the elections, an unknown number of terrorists who compared corruption to lobbying on the Quanternet (an updated version of what was formerly known as the Internet) were sentenced to a journey in the prison of Guantanamo City for spreading terrorist ideology and plotting against the security of the Democratic New Order World.
In Guantanamo Bay Prison, the terrorists were forced to assist special courses about the supremacy of democracy in an attempt to remove their terrorist thoughts.
In these courses, the terrorists were lectured about the difference between corruption which happened in totalitarian countries (countries were these sovereign territories before World War III) and lobbying which was part of the democratic system, as it has always been the case in the USA, the mother of the lands of freedom.
The Mayor finished his speech and Minister Polskaya announced the following mega-concert starring Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga and Rihanna.
The concert takes place in a giant building which architecture is similar to former Mosques (a place of worship in a terrorist religion that was erradicated by progressive New Order forces during World War III)
Hundreds of thousands of people gathered from all over the world to see this concert.
The local Punjakhtoons woke up early to be the first to enter into this temple of music.
The concert is divided into 5 parts, corresponding to the formal daytimes of prayers of the former terrorist religion.
Waiting in rows, the music starts and Justin Bieber appears in a transparent-pink Adidas dress.
Thousands of Pujakhtoons cry to the sight of their Idol, thousands of Tajiks start bowing down to the entertainer and millions of people in the Mosque shout " Bieber is the Greatest ".
Pyrotechnic effects, naked Punjakhtoon strippers, neon lights and levitating illusions are ready. The show can now begin.
A Tajik man and a Hazara man who got married in the morning are asking for condoms to the Progressive Patrol that distributes condoms for free. Both wear a pink shirt with the inscription " it's the best day of my life ".
Another Punjakhtoon girl is asking the partol for an abortion pill (abortion pills now have practically no side effects and teenagers as young as 11 frequently take the pill).
Alcohol is flowing and all opiate derivated drugs are available for free, with the mention " local organic opiate product ", as well as LSD, Methemphetamines and Cocaine.
The combination of the noise, the sexual orgy, the drugs, the heat and the bright stromboscopic lights served as an introductive part to the mass hysteria planned for the late hours of the night.
The party was reaching it's paroxysm when a group of 5 men, all dressed in black, furtively entered in the Mosque from the roof, and with the nimbleness of a thousand cats, while perfoming acrobatic jumps, reached the protected elevated place where John Chaudhury was sitting with his four hormonaly-enhanced transexual bodyguards and while four of them focused on neutralizing the Mayor's bodyguards with their 3D-printed paralytic guns, one of them, with a perfectly sharpened Japanese Neo-Noir Cyber-Punk style Katana, cut off the head of the Mayor, and left a note saying " Yours truly, "
Then the five men disappeared in the night,
After recovering from the shock, and to avoid disrupting the show, the bodyguards informed the World's President of the attack and Justin Bieber started singing " Show Must Go on " by Freddie Mercury, a Progressive Nobel Laureate who died of AIDS, the most lethal disease, that surpassed Heart failure 200 years ago.
The party continued until the morning while cleaning agents were sent to clean up the area from the blood.
This group of 5 men was called the Neo-Talibans.
Unlike the Talibans that used to fight democracy-spreading forces in the same area hundreds of years ago, these Neo-Talibans are extremely educated men, experts in technology and science, who build their own weapons and equipment.
In perfect physical condition and highly motivated, these men were the last active terrorists left on this planet.
A group of 5 men, who did not know each other until 3 years ago, and who decided to unite their forces and skills to cause as much damage as possible to the system in which they lived.
It all started 3 years ago, when the leader of the team, Hanif, a 35 years old quantum informatician of Berber descent, expert in Martial Arts and Quantum Theory, decided to do something to avenge his younger sister who was killed in a drone strike for no apparent reason.
He managed to hack the Global Surveillance Agency quantic computer that was spying on all New Order World citizens with programs like Prism and Echelon.
The data he had access to revealed that 4 other men were under the surveillance of the Agency because they were caught having an interest in the terrorist religion : 3 of them typed terrorist related keywords on a search engine, while the other was caught asking for a copy of the Quran in the black market.
After writing down the identity of the 4 men and their location, the leader of the team proceeded with arranging a meet-up with them.
The next 7 months were spent to travel to meet every member in person to prepare for the final meet up as all electronic conversations were monitored since the Anti-Terrorist Patriot Act law.
The meeting was set up for the new year eve (a date that no longer corresponds to the Christian gregorian calendar but now refers to the birth of the Zionist capitol state) in the city of New Fukushima City (a city abandoned since the second nuclear disaster), a place chosen for being the least surveilled city in the world.
The second member of the team is Linh Nguyen, a 32 years old Mathematician of Vietnamese descent, who lost his job at the Shanghai University of Science because the DPD (Democracy Police Department) found non-GMO vegetables in his garden, Monsanto sued him for hazardous biological material and won the lawsuit, as a result Nguyen had to renounce his place in the University and became a homeless man wandering in the streets of Shanghai by night, and occasionally going to cyber-coffees.
To be continued...
