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(This is an essay written by college applicant to Bahria College Karsaz on the occasion of his entrance test. The author was given admission) *extracted from college magazine by me.
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I've been known to remodel train stations in my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Afghan refugees, I write award-winning operas, organize musical shows, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I take up fights and thrash opponents in a row. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed and I took thirty minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in interior decoration, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Lyari.
I once single-handedly defended a police party from dacoits and saved life of 10 drowning fishermen at Sandspit beach. I play violin, I am scouted by the Mets operas. I am the subject of numerous documentries. When I'm bored, I buildlarge suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urband hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist. a well known performer and a concrete analyst. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and respond to countless e-mails on weekends. Last summer I toured around the globe with a travelling centrifugal force demonstration. I have attended various science exhibitions on behalf of my school by travelling in plane. The laws of my physics generallydo not apply to me when I travel in economy class trains.My deft floral arrangements have earned the fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets as small moving objects with deadly accuracy.
I once prepared Physics, Chemistry and Biology subjects in a day still had time to refurbish and entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of ever food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep I sleep in a chair.
I balance, 1 weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are paid through credit cards by my parents. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in nightlife and sleep at day. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. Besides participating in Formula one races, I have won bullfights in Spain, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open heart surgery and i have been part of the team that landed on moon.
Though my name is in the Guinness Book of World Records, but I have not yet gone to Bahria College..
P.S sorry for spelling mistakes if any :P
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I've been known to remodel train stations in my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Afghan refugees, I write award-winning operas, organize musical shows, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I take up fights and thrash opponents in a row. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed and I took thirty minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in interior decoration, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Lyari.
I once single-handedly defended a police party from dacoits and saved life of 10 drowning fishermen at Sandspit beach. I play violin, I am scouted by the Mets operas. I am the subject of numerous documentries. When I'm bored, I buildlarge suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urband hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist. a well known performer and a concrete analyst. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and respond to countless e-mails on weekends. Last summer I toured around the globe with a travelling centrifugal force demonstration. I have attended various science exhibitions on behalf of my school by travelling in plane. The laws of my physics generallydo not apply to me when I travel in economy class trains.My deft floral arrangements have earned the fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets as small moving objects with deadly accuracy.
I once prepared Physics, Chemistry and Biology subjects in a day still had time to refurbish and entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of ever food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep I sleep in a chair.
I balance, 1 weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are paid through credit cards by my parents. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in nightlife and sleep at day. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. Besides participating in Formula one races, I have won bullfights in Spain, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open heart surgery and i have been part of the team that landed on moon.
Though my name is in the Guinness Book of World Records, but I have not yet gone to Bahria College..
P.S sorry for spelling mistakes if any :P
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