Help with Farsi

[Arsh]

Honest Opinion of my Farsi.

I would like to make a proposal to any Farsi speakers here. I would like to engage you in a dialogue in Farsi, I would like to share my thoughts with you on some topic.

I would appreciate if you can reply to me in Farsi and then give me your opinion on the way I have made use of the language.

I am confused at times as some people say I speak amazing Farsi, some even say that I sound erfani and speak better than many native speakers. Others say they can’t understand me.

I will be writing exams on the language in school this year, so any practice I can get is much appreciated:

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Een key man be shouma fikr az man bedeham. Dar zainh e man fikr az besyar cheeze doram. Awal a fikr man choneen be shouma begoyam:

Khahishman ast kay yak rooz man besyar yad az Farsi khaham dasht. Agar man een cheez mumkin besazam, yak cheez mohem ast kay agar man har rooz dar zuban e Farsi ba dost e man begoyam, pesh khahishman dorest khahad shod.

Man az shouma yak farmaish doram. Agar shouma ba man fikr bekonee, yan agar shouma sawal (any topic) bedahee, man az shouma mamnoon shavam, va ham koshish konam kay be shouma javab bedaham.

Be shouma man een key Tashkur migoyam baraye khidmet va maherbani e tu.

[DaZahroJaam.]

There are tiny little puddles of smokelike fog everywhere.. It looks like tiny forest fires. You know, if they were higher in the sky, they would be clouds.
Wallahi, winter is finally here!

[DaZahroJaam.]

atchoo**
Sh!t.
Sniff**

[Arsh]

Allah, Allah, ya khuda ham loko ke beech mein nufrat na pehda karo.

Ab to mein agaya is forum mein, Abi mujhe jana bi mohjaz nee hai...

Khuda khair kare, mein dost banaune ke liya aya tha, aur kuch muje madad chaye tha.

[DaZahroJaam.]

i would teach you but i am very lazy. i don't know why badlun wont practice with you though. your farsi is the way shakespear's english is.

[کیش]

Burra boboa. Farsi zabana padarnalat asta.

[DaZahroJaam.]

padarnalat babit ast. Chochey sag. You ****ing moron.

[Badlun]

Honest Opinion of my Farsi.

I would like to make a proposal to any Farsi speakers here. I would like to engage you in a dialogue in Farsi, I would like to share my thoughts with you on some topic.

I would appreciate if you can reply to me in Farsi and then give me your opinion on the way I have made use of the language.

I am confused at times as some people say I speak amazing Farsi, some even say that I sound erfani and speak better than many native speakers. Others say they can’t understand me.

I will be writing exams on the language in school this year, so any practice I can get is much appreciated:

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Een key man be shouma fikr az man bedeham. Dar zainh e man fikr az besyar cheeze doram. Awal a fikr man choneen be shouma begoyam:

Khahishman ast kay yak rooz man besyar yad az Farsi khaham dasht. Agar man een cheez mumkin besazam, yak cheez mohem ast kay agar man har rooz dar zuban e Farsi ba dost e man begoyam, pesh khahishman dorest khahad shod.

Man az shouma yak farmaish doram. Agar shouma ba man fikr bekonee, yan agar shouma sawal (any topic) bedahee, man az shouma mamnoon shavam, va ham koshish konam kay be shouma javab bedaham.

Be shouma man een key Tashkur migoyam baraye khidmet va maherbani e tu.

tamreen e farsi khele khoob ast . farsi ye shuma bad nest. man mehawakham kumake shoma bakunam waley kheiley karhaye zyaad daram. shoma ba jaye intizar kardan ke shakhse deegar pursan mekunad, shoma khud bapurs.
man as shoma mepursma ke shoma kudam jaye zindagi em kuney, che me khwaney , darsahaye shoma che raqam astand wa imtehanate shome kei shoro meshawand? Farsi ya dari ra chera dost darey

[کیش]

padarnalat babit ast. Chochey sag. You ****ing moron.

Waladega, Chutra Kur asti? Aram sha, dayenza bishi. yak duna choy sip ka. Blood pressure astu, khuda nekhana, bala mesha.

[DaZahroJaam.]

you don't speak Dari or pashtu yet you still have the guts to claim you are an afghan and to say that Dari speakers are padarnalats. Who the **** raised you?? You would have been better tossed out in the street. A clueless Hindu is better at speaking what I know for sure is the language you speak at home.
If you weren't such a restarted son of a bitch, you wouldn't be needing to humiliate yourself like a dog in order to get people to communicate with you.
You afghans are a stain on the name of humanity. Useless, worthless and of no good to yourself or anyone else. I am putting you on my ignore list.

[کیش]

you don't speak Dari or pashtu yet you still have the guts to claim you are an afghan and to say that Dari speakers are padarnalats. Who the **** raised you?? You would have been better tossed out in the street. A clueless Hindu is better at speaking what I know for sure is the language you speak at home.
If you weren't such a restarted son of a bitch, you wouldn't be needing to humiliate yourself like a dog in order to get people to communicate with you.
You afghans are a stain on the name of humanity. Useless, worthless and of no good to yourself or anyone else. I am putting you on my ignore list.

You need to chill and calm your pms for a sec. I speak English at home because it is the best language ever. Just because i called your crap of a language crap gives you no right to insult me personally. Try to not act like a rabid dog before defaming others. I call a spade a spade and 99% of Dari speakers and Afghans in this part of the world are a bunch of spineless, selfish cowards. I hate especially Dari/Farsi because the members of my family who are the worst speak it. Its a disgusting, chapoloosh language. Maybe if you learn the difference between metaphors, simile and a reference you wouldn't be so uptight with me.

[Arsh]

tamreen e farsi khele khoob ast . farsi ye shuma bad nest. man mehawakham kumake shoma bakunam waley kheiley karhaye zyaad daram. shoma ba jaye intizar kardan ke shakhse deegar pursan mekunad, shoma khud bapurs.
man as shoma mepursma ke shoma kudam jaye zindagi em kuney, che me khwaney , darsahaye shoma che raqam astand wa imtehanate shome kei shoro meshawand? Farsi ya dari ra chera dost darey

Salam Badlun Jan,

Man keylee mamnoon hastam baraye javab e tu. Az pishanad e shouma kay man khud be shaqse PF sawal bedaham man qabool mikonam.

Een key man besyar kitab mikhanam. Man baraye deeni va mosiquee keylee doost doram. Man kitab az zindagi e fankar “Joni Mitchell,” va “Robert Plant,” va “Jimi Hendrix” een se chehar mah khandam.

Daleel az mohabat e man baraye farsi faqat ast kay bekhatr een zoban zindagee e man qaishang shod. Man taqreeban gabl az dah sal safar az een zoban shuroo kardam. Een key man dar danishgaye PhD mikonam dar deeni va mosiquee.

Man az rasme “Sufism” research mikonam, va een sal man dar do zoban “Panjabi va Farsi” emtehan bedaham.

Az khidmet e shouma man mamnoon hastam. Agar man be shouma yak sawal bedeham, begoyam kay shouma che kitab mekhani?

Man ham yak fikr doram kay dar een duniya keylee nufrat ast. Dar dil e har shaqs khauf dorand, va ehteram neest. Daleel az hazar mushkelat faqat nufrat ast.

Chera mah koshish na bekoneem kay baraye har mazab va har deen mah eitbar bedaheem? Ba eshqh hazar cheez mumkin khahad shod.

Va yak sawal barayee badlun jan, shouma chai sabz, chai siyah yah baraye coffee dust dashtan?

Arsh

[Badlun]

Tashakur Arsh
man kitabhaye adabyate farsi ra khwanda bodam. Man gulistan shoro krdam wa baad az een bostan,panj ganj,masnawi maulana rum,rubayate khayam,qabus nama waghaira ra khwandam. Shoma agar metanawed eenha ra bakhwan.

Man chaye sayah sabz wa coffee har seish ra dost daram.

[HalloIsBack]

You need to chill and calm your pms for a sec. I speak English at home because it is the best language ever. Just because i called your crap of a language crap gives you no right to insult me personally. Try to not act like a rabid dog before defaming others. I call a spade a spade and 99% of Dari speakers and Afghans in this part of the world are a bunch of spineless, selfish cowards. I hate especially Dari/Farsi because the members of my family who are the worst speak it. Its a disgusting, chapoloosh language. Maybe if you learn the difference between metaphors, simile and a reference you wouldn't be so uptight with me.

evidence of being a slave of usa is proved

[Arsh]

Tashakur Arsh
man kitabhaye adabyate farsi ra khwanda bodam. Man gulistan shoro krdam wa baad az een bostan,panj ganj,masnawi maulana rum,rubayate khayam,qabus nama waghaira ra khwandam. Shoma agar metanawed eenha ra bakhwan.

Man chaye sayah sabz wa coffee har seish ra dost daram.

Khayam… afreen. Nam e aunha ra boland ast, valee man faqat nam e aunha ra shenidam magar kitabad na khandam. Zaroor yak rooz man kar e aunha ra khaham khand. Magar barayam mushkel ast zeera man yad az alfabayee Farsi ra kam doram.

Bashe, shouma chai sabz, siyah va coffee dust dashtan… Pesh baraye kudam gazoye ra besyar doost doree?

Zeera valedanam az keshvar e hind hastand man baraye gazoye-e-hind dust doram, va man khasi dost doram baraye gazoye-e-mexic. Va man ham baraye gazoye-chine ra dust doram.

Bad az man shenidam kay shouma kudam kitab mikhanee fikr e man een ast kay shouma ham az rasme-Sufi ra dust doree. Een tamaum kitabe kay shouma mikhanee besyar boland hastand va faqat oun shaqs key bizorg demagh dorand een kitabe bekhanand.