Language guessing game

[Hakim Khan Urgonai]

"Kofir an wuz witk ane yem zhu Khudoi nahst yiu."

I won't spoil it for you.

500 intellect points to whoever can find out what it means and in which language.

[Hakim Khan Urgonai]

So no geniuses yet?

My money's on Yasmeenah and DMXX, since they are more educated about these things.

[faye]

you made that one up. speaking in tongues. it means absolutely zilch. i can talk like that and sing like that, lol. it's real easy.

[Hakim Khan Urgonai]

you made that one up. speaking in tongues. it means absolutely zilch. i can talk like that and sing like that, lol. it's real easy.

No.

[faye]

you're just saying that because i held out on the secret knowledge.

[faye]

guess this -"guten nacht!"

[Hakim Khan Urgonai]

you're just saying that because i held out on the secret knowledge.

What knowledge? If you had any, you would share it.

guess this -"guten nacht!"

German, my least favorite Euro langauge. I prefer Dutch.

[faye]

ever had chips with mayonnaise like in holland? i just saw a picture of some and now i have to go to town tomorrow to buy some.

[Hakim Khan Urgonai]

ever had chips with mayonnaise like in holland? i just saw a picture of some and now i have to go to town tomorrow to buy some.

See, this is proof of your falsehood.

You say you live in Australia, how can you go and buy chips with mayonnaise like those in Holland from town?

I have caught you red-handed, Ashkenazi.

[faye]

lol, you think we don't have chips and mayonnaise in oz. i shouldn't be telling you this, as it's secret kowledge but..yes,we do.not as good as the pomme frits met mayonnaise in amsterdam, though.

[Hakim Khan Urgonai]

lol, you think we don't have chips and mayonnaise in oz. i shouldn't be telling you this, as it's secret kowledge but..yes,we do.not as good as the pomme frits met mayonnaise in amsterdam, though.

Obviously, I am immitating forum member's behaviour.

[RevolutionThroughReason]

Faye's got the hots for you Hakim, damn ....what a hussy, first she was trying to seduce me now she's after you

[یاسمینه]

For sure it is not Bannutsei
Seriously - I don't know. To me it looks like mix of Dari Kabuli, Pashto and Urdu.

[torkham]

"Kofir an wuz witk ane yem zhu Khudoi nahst yiu."

I won't spoil it for you.

500 intellect points to whoever can find out what it means and in which language.

My guesses:

Wakhi/pamiri or
Hazaragi

[Hakim Khan Urgonai]

My guesses:

Wakhi/pamiri or
Hazaragi

Its Wakhi. How did you know?